Chapter 42: Mushroom House Going Crazy Late at Night
Peng Peng was already asleep on the table, holding chopsticks in his hand, muttering something, his voice blurred and couldn't hear clearly.
Teacher He went back to the house and brought a blanket for Peng Peng. Chen Chichi and Teacher Huang were chatting about interesting things. The three of them were drinking and eating vegetables. It was so comfortable. The more they drank, the better they became, and they became more and more excited.
"Teacher Huang, let me tell you that last year, Brother Chao and I went to Japan for several days, but we never had a big drink in the organization. On the last day when he was about to leave Japan, Brother Chao coaxed his wife and children to sleep and came to my room. It was past 11 o'clock at that time, and we had finished drinking both of the red wine from the hotel." Thinking of Brother Chao's appearance at that time, Chen Chichi continued to talk with a smile.
"After drinking, we walked out of the hotel and walked a few streets, found a convenience store, bought several kinds of whiskey, and bought some peanuts. Brother Chao also bought him a bucket of instant noodles. Back to my room." Chen Chichi imitated Brother Chao's appearance at that time and sucked in his mouth: "Brother Chao was eating instant noodles, sucking, instant noodles, this is good, after eating instant noodles, we drank two handfuls of whiskey. Brother Chao was drunk and was still pulling me to drink."
"We walked two streets and bought a few bottles of red wine. We drank it in the Japanese park until after six o'clock in the morning. Finally, Brother Chao lay on the stone in the park and lay until the morning."
Teacher Huang listened to Chen Chichi's story with great enthusiasm while eating the dishes.
"Brother Chao is a plane at 9 o'clock in the morning. I feel good. I am a plane in the afternoon and can sleep for a while at noon. I heard from Brother Chao's wife, Sister Li, that Brother Chao kept holding her shoulder that morning and shouting so sad, and he was going to die. As a result, Brother Chao vomited and pulled at the airport for one morning."
After Chen Chichi finished speaking, she laughed loudly for Teacher Huang and Teacher He.
"There are also the roles of Brother Chao."
"Brother Chao is really enough. He has to drink so much wine on the plane in the morning."
"It feels so picture-like, Brother Chao is so funny."
"Brother Chao's wife is in charge of her, so she doesn't have the chance to drink a bar."
"Have you been poisoned by the Buddha's escape from the wall?"
After chatting for a while, it was already 1:00 in the evening. Teacher He first helped Peng Peng back to the house to rest. Peng Peng was still in a daze asking if it was dawn.
Teacher Huang stood up and said to the camera energetic: "After eating, there is a lot of energy on the body of Buddha jumping over the wall, I can't vent it. I'll chop some wood."
Chen Chichi looked at Teacher Huang in the pavilion and said, "The food of Buddha Jumping the Wall cannot be eaten easily, it is too nourishing. After eating, I guess there is nothing to be enjoyed, so I will just chop the firewood to vent it."
Teacher Huang took the axe and chopped a few pieces of wood. Chen Chichi looked interesting and wanted to try it.
Teacher Huang put the firewood for Chen Chichi, and Chen Chichi held up the axe and aimed: "That's right, right. Let's go~"
The firewood was intact and the axe cut into the firewood: "This one doesn't work, try again."
Teacher Huang once again helped Chen Chichi put a thicker firewood: "If you can't hit it this time~"
"No problem, look at mine." He held the axe and gestured a few times. "Just this track, it's very accurate."
"Bang"
The handle of the axe hit the firewood directly. Teacher Huang immediately made him laugh: "Chi Chi, you are exactly the same as when Jialing chops firewood. The handle of the axe is perfect, but you can't chop firewood."
Chen Chichi laughed at herself and said, "Is this a tragedy?"
Teacher Huang took a Western-style saw: "Come on Chichi, try this."
Chen Chichi said disgustedly: "Teacher Huang, you are a little too cowardly."
The saw blade of Western-style hand saw is slender and has dense sawings. The saw wood is easily clamped and the saw blade is easily broken. The two tried it, but it was not as useful as they imagined.
Chen Chichi took the Chinese saw next to him and handed it to Teacher Huang: "Teacher Huang, you imagine you are Luban now. Let's try again." Chen Chichi helped Teacher Huang fix the firewood, and saw a thick piece of wood open in a while.
"How is it, our stuff is better."
"Our ancestors are still smart. Chinese style is easy to use and effortless." Teacher Huang said convincedly.
Teacher He stared at the two people who were struggling and was quite dissatisfied. Teacher He felt that chopping wood was simple and not as difficult as expected. He rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "I'll try it, is chopping wood so difficult?"
When Teacher Huang saw that Teacher He wanted to try, he happily laid a very slender piece of firewood for Teacher He. He smiled and said to Chen Chichi: "Chichi, Teacher He wants to chop firewood, look at it carefully."
"I have seen Xiaoxuan and Peng Peng chop firewood. It's not that difficult. Chichi should be acting!" Teacher He held the axe in dissatisfaction, and did not raise it high, just a little bit on the firewood: "Just go like that. Come on~"
It was very accurate to cut the firewood, but with just a little effort, the axe was just a mark on the firewood.
"Hahahahahaha, Teacher He, it's not difficult to agree. It's quite intimidating to see your confident look." Chen Chichi laughed unceremoniously.
"Forget it, I don't have talent, I give up." Teacher He said with a rant.
Chen Chichi took the axe: "Teacher Huang, I'm trying."
Teacher Huang specially picked a relatively strange-shaped firewood, which had a fork in the middle of the firewood, as if it had a long nose, and put it for Chen Chichi.
Chen Chichi was so funny that she couldn't help laughing: "Teacher Huang, your firewood is extremely evil. I can't do it, I can't do it." Chen Chichi handed the axe to Teacher Huang: "Teacher Huang, come, come."
Teacher Huang took the axe and slashed it hard at the firewood. The axe was stuck directly into the firewood and could not be pulled out or chopped.
Chen Chichi smiled and squatted on the ground with her belly in her arms. "Hahaha, Teacher Huang, you can't do it either, this firewood is too evil."
"Come on, Chichi, use that hammer to slam it down." Teacher Huang put the firewood with the axe stuck on the firewood pier again, pointed to the hammer on one side and said to Chen Chichi.
The iron sound of "crotch crotch crotch" suddenly sounded in the yard, and it was just a few times, but it was completely useless.
"Our Mushroom House is crazy. Not only does it mean to chop firewood at around 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, but also to make ironwork. Audience friends? Let's get to know each other." Teacher He looked at the two people who were crazy in the yard and said to the camera speechlessly. "Children, don't stay up late. Those who go to work tomorrow should go to bed quickly. Our Mushroom House is crazy tonight. I don't know what time it will be broadcast live."
"Teacher Huang, this is not OK. You are like this~" Chen Chichi put the firewood on the ground, stepped on the firewood and pulled out the axe, put the firewood again, took a small axe on it. "You smashed this small axe with a long-handled axe."
Teacher Huang did as he said, and the axe was slowly smashed into it and the firewood was split.
"How is this? This method is much better." Chen Chichi said proudly.
The three of them didn't know what time it was late at night before going to rest, and the whole mushroom house slowly calmed down.
"This is definitely the legendary thing that is full."
"I feel these two are a little drunk."
"Do you think of a bunch of psychopaths who can't sleep at night?"
Chapter completed!