390 Dark Cuisine
Men have unstable hands and are difficult to live.
Shuai Lei Lei has always been a very stable person, a regular visitor of the Dart Club. He said that he would never miss the great character who was a hit with the Nine Rings.
At least Huang Bo has known him for so long, and this is the first time he sees his hands trembling violently, as if he has Parkinson's geriatric disease.
More than a dozen holes were exposed at the tofu cut-off. Almost every hole had half a bug trembling with Shuai Lei Lei's hand. The section of the bitten insect body was still slowly flowing out. The juice was very thick and it was milky white.
Huangbo can assure God that this is a very beautiful insect. They are thicker than maggots and shorter than earthworms. They look fleshy, some are white, some are dark green, and some are charming pink...
Their outer skin has many wrinkles, and the folds are still circle by circle. They look like countless thin lines wrapped around them, very much like distant relatives of earthworms.
Many insects have died in high fever. The reason why they tremble was completely because Shuai Lei Lei's hand trembled. However, some insects that crawled into the middle of tofu showed very tenacious vitality. They actually still had consciousness! Maybe they were in pain because Shuai Lei Lei bitten half of their body and were swaying their broken limbs left and right, as if telling the difficulty of life and the cruelty of human beings...
"ah!"
The girl Shu Sing suddenly covered her eyes and screamed. She pierced Cheng Yuqi's arms in the direction she remembered. After finding her sense of security, she still twisted her shoulders, "It's so disgusting, so terrible!"
Wu Jing just came back after vomiting. After sitting down, she was still panting. After a while, she seemed to remember something, her face flushed, and she said embarrassedly: "Actually, I have eaten insects and other things when I was training in Africa. It was too sudden just now..."
"Ah, where is my god!"
Shuai Lei Lei was stunned for a while, suddenly threw down the chopsticks, and moved back more than half a foot with a bang from the man and the mahogany chair. Wu Jing's eyes lit up: "What a move to 'take off the robe and give way', Shuai Lei, you have practiced it!"
"Wow......"
The answer to him was a sound of vomiting. Shuai Lei Lei suddenly exploded his potential just now to find the trash can behind him.
"Old He Lao Huang, what are you doing?"
Huang Bo looked like a victim: "Look at what he was trying to make Shuai Lei? And Brother Jing, in order to shoot that 5 billion masterpiece, he went to an African base to train, but he still vomited?
By the way, Yuqi, what did you say just now? It seems you guaranteed Chef Zhou, right?"
No matter how thick the lines of Sister Cheng are, her little face is also redder: "Boge, this dish is not made by him..."
"That's right, it seems that Chef Zhou can't really blame you?"
Huang Bo looked at Su Momo with a strange expression: "Girl, did you just say this is Cantonese cuisine?"
"Yes, Teacher Huang, it's a Cantonese dish that's fake. This dish is called 'Hezhu Tofu'.
The insect you see is the wheat worm. This is a very precious ingredient. It is not only very delicious, but also can nourish the spleen and stomach, nourish qi and produce blood, promote urination, and is mainly used to treat spleen deficiency, blood deficiency, anemia, and difficulty in urination..."
Huang Bo smiled, suddenly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of tofu, closed his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing it while shaking his head and shaking his head, saying, "Good thing, the world is delicious... Oh, I may have forgotten to tell you that I have a little spleen deficiency recently and am taking 'Ginseng Qi Baizhu Pills'."
Shuai Lei Lei looked at him as if he was a ghost: "A terrible person, are you going to eat this because you have been urinating recently?"
"No!"
Huang Bo pointed to the camera: "Lao Lei, please be careful and don't just say anything! Uh, are you sure you won't eat such a delicious dish? Then I'm sorry..."
I laughed in my heart. We people in Shandong Province also have the habit of eating insects. I really think you people in Guangdong Province are the most amazing?
What's more, this wheat worm is really delicious and it's so nourishing! When you are in a hurry in the future, you no longer have to consider whether it's a good wind or a bad wind!
Shuai Leilei is now in a state of mind. Even if he starves to death, he will not eat such things. He just sat aside and looked at Teacher He and Teacher Huang with his eyes, with a very resentful look.
Teacher Huang was itchy all over by him, and in the end he couldn't bear it, so he simply blamed Teacher He: "'Brother Huaqiang', don't look at me, this is all the ideas of Lao He and the planner."
Shuai Leilei turned around and looked at Teacher He resentfully. Teacher He immediately swears: "Don't worry, I will never let you eat such things next time."
This is definitely the truth. You won’t even get such a thing next time.
Although Cheng Yuqi really wanted to taste what this wheat worm tasted, she blushed when she thought of the description of "Tongli Urine". It should not be misunderstood by the audience. What I am going to take now is the Jade Girl route!
Look at how weak the other person is, Xiao Shu, and she still refuses to look up in her arms, and her shoulders are still thrusting.
Finally, Huang Bo and Wu Jing, who was deliberately trying to prove that they were willing to eat this "Great Insect Tofu", and stopped halfway because the second dark dish had been brought by Su Momo. The beautiful waiter who had turned into a "devil partner" in the eyes of everyone was smiling at everyone, looking at everyone, looking like I want to watch the show, the show is really good.
"Girl, what kind of dish is this?"
Looking at the stainless steel lid on the dish, everyone became alert.
"This is also a Cantonese dish, and it is one of the specialty dishes of our Sichuan cuisine area, "Fried Water Rouge", also known as Fried Water Rouge.
It is not a cockroach, but a kind of aquatic product. Its function is to prevent hypertension, lose weight, and also has a certain therapeutic effect on pyelonephritis..."
Su Momo took off the lid and turned her head quickly. This thing was so disgusting. It was like a bigger cockroach. There was nothing that girls wouldn't be afraid of.
The plate was filled with dozens of black "big cockroaches"-like things, which became even more oily when fried by oil. The ugly ones were even more beautiful. This time, even Cheng Yuqi, who had always been thick, shouted, and pushed it away and wanted to tuck her arms. Shu Chang, who was about to bury her arms, ran out. To her, cockroaches were more terrifying things than snakes and scorpions!
Looking at the two girls running out shouting, the photographer was happy. He just took a very successful photo, leaving the moment when the two beauties were "lost in appearance". Some viewers like to watch this most these days. When celebrities are abused, they will feel a sense of happiness from the bottom of their hearts.
Huang Bo’s three big men had a look of ugly faces. Of course, the man was not afraid of cockroaches. Moreover, it was a water cockroach, but it was really uncomfortable to let them eat this. The wheat worm was hidden in tofu just now, but this time there was no cover.
Teacher He also felt a little embarrassed and cleared his throat and said, "Don't look like this, we will go to the mountains after we leave Chudu.
You can encounter anything in the 100,000 mountains in Yunnan and Guizhou. Then you will miss this meal today...
Well, in order to make this food adventure more challenging, our planning team just decided that there will be an internationally renowned 'food broadcast' person among the guests. If you know his name, you will understand why I said that."
"Who?"
The "Wolf Warrior", "Yan King", "Emotional Intelligence Emperor" and the two girls who just came back from outside and were shocked on their faces had a very bad premonition.
Teacher He smiled quietly just now. Usually, once he smiled like this, there was something wrong with it. This is the famous "Teacher He's snickering" in the entertainment industry...
"Baego!"
"I'm going, why is this guy? He will torture us to death!
Teacher He, no, no, I won’t play anymore, can I quit?"
Huang Bo's face turned pale when he heard this. Isn't this a joke? The man who claims to be the "top of the food chain" started a "food adventure journey" with us? I'm afraid it's a "scared journey"? Whoever you loves to continue, will continue? I won't play anyway.
This is called a gentleman not standing under a dangerous wall.
"Well, I'm afraid you have to ask your agent...he will definitely not agree with your willful approach."
Teacher He looked smiling.
"Okay, I'll admit it."
Huang Bo said bitterly: "Teacher He, remember, you owe me a favor."
After saying that, I picked up a cockroach and put it in my mouth. I chewed it and said, "Well, it's not bad, it smells like chicken!
I said, everyone, just eat it. Since Bei Ge participated in this trip, I’m afraid Teacher He didn’t scare us. When we turned around and arrived in the mountains, I’m afraid we wouldn’t even be able to eat these.”
"Haha, everyone doesn't have to be so pessimistic. You are at most begged by Beg for five days, and then our 'angel chef' will come to save you with the 'five-colored clouds'..."
Teacher Huang laughed and said, "I also want to participate in this show. Like everyone else, I will never make any special things, so let us look forward to every weekend together."
Shuai Lei Lei glared at him, pointed to the water cockroach on the plate and said, "I think you are making special now!"
"Isn't it just a few water cockroaches? Actually, this thing looks terrible and tastes delicious. It tastes like a fried cicada from Lu Province, and it's a bit like chicken."
Teacher Huang picked up two chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth. Seeing that, Shuai Lei Lei's squinting eyes became much bigger.
Cheng Yuqi mustered up the courage and ate one, and then began to encourage Shu to sing: "Sister Singer, try it. It's really good. Eat it quickly. After this village, there will be no such store. Teacher He and the others are ruthless. They can really throw us into the mountains..."
Shu Chang's head was shaking like a rattle: "It's good not to eat it, and you won't eat it even if you starve to death!"
It is difficult to distinguish between a person's courage by one thing. No one expected that men who dared to eat water cockroaches and wheat worms would avoid a "chicken shit" made by a chef, like a snake or scorpion, while timid girls would have a lot of fun.
Not really made of chicken shit? Although this plant called chicken shit vine tastes a bit strange, fishy and a little bit weird, it looks like chicken shit to several men, but the two girls enjoy eating it and insist that it tastes delicious, but it looks a bit ugly when it is dark, but if you think of it as chocolate, you will feel its beauty...
As for the strange smell that men think is, it is the taste that girls like the most, and they think it is a strange fragrance.
Obviously, this is another 'durian battle',
The fragrance and smell are like right and wrong. The former depends on the position of the mouth, while the latter depends on the position of the butt and thighs.
Compared to these three "delicious dishes", stir-fried beef Huanxi is actually nothing. At least in the eyes of Teacher He and Teacher Huang, this Cantonese dish from Chef Qin is closer to the lives of the general public than Zhou Dong's "Large Intestine Sashimi". It's nothing more than the two girls blushing and spitting on their backs. The three men love each other so much. They all praised Chef Qin for being much considerate than Huai Liangren, and finally gave us human food...
Well, even with this human food, everyone was not full. Now they were waiting for the last dish. It is said to be a delicacy from Chef Zhou. Faced with everyone's suspicion and worry, Sister Cheng patted her chest several times, and once she even shot the 'pa · puffed her 'pa': "Don't worry, Chef Zhou is a good person, he will definitely not use those messy things to disgust us, I promise!"
Lotus root toad cup!
Finally, the dishes were served, and there were soups and soups, commonly known as soup dishes.
It was said to be a cup, but it was actually a medium-sized casserole. When the lid was lifted, the first thing that caught my eye was a green lotus leaf. There was a faint lotus leaf floating under the lotus leaf. The soup was clear and not the milky white soup, but it gave people a pure and beautiful feeling of green lotus soup. Although it was not in the mouth, you would guess that the soup must be very refreshing. If there was no toad with a fist squatting under the raised lotus leaf...
From the size, you can tell that this is definitely a wild toad. The frog does not look so terrifying. The toad even opened its mouth half open and stretched out a long tongue, as if it was trying to catch flying insects in the air. It was simply lifelike!
"Oh my God, it's a toad! I don't want to eat it, I won't eat it even if I starve to death!"
Shu Chang felt dark before her eyes and almost fainted.
It's so difficult for her. Among the actors who are child stars, except for the lucky girl with the word "Purple" in her weird name, now she has been on the front line, and there are not many other actors who have done well. She has also gradually begun to decline as she grows older. This time she was able to join this show because the agent and Mr. Huang have had many years of friendship with classmates. She thought she could use this show to regain popularity, but she didn't expect that she was a worm and a toad, which scared the girl very much.
But even so, she didn't dare to joke like Huang Bo to leave. After all, the opportunity was rare, and she couldn't bear to leave this opportunity.
"It's really a toad, Xiaochu Zhou, you killed me this time. How can I explain this to everyone!"
Cheng Yuqi was so depressed that she had just patted her breasts and promised it. Now, Zhou Dong directly put a toad on everyone!
Is there any minimum trust between people?
"Yuqi, this is the chef Zhou you promised..."
Huang Bo frowned repeatedly when he saw this. He didn't know how the toad was cooked. It seemed that the poisonous skin had not been removed. He had a bulge on his left and a bun on his right. It was darker, but it was farther than the previous four dishes.
Chapter completed!