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Chapter 1 There are many adventures for the mentally ill

Every mentally ill person is God's favorite.

They are simple, happy, persistent, passionate, full of imagination, do nothing and do not have to bear legal responsibility...

Of course, this is just a normal person's opinion. Zhou Dong, a mild mental patient with moderate depression, is very persistent in thinking that God is a malice guy, otherwise why would he always tease him?

"The host meets the conditions for the startup of the Crazy Chef System. It is mentally ill, not split, and its concentration is 1.5 times that of ordinary people. Please select the system startup task and choose one of three.

1: Control your condition and ensure that you don’t get angry within three days.

2: Keep a good sleep for seven consecutive days.

3: Enter the first-class catering enterprises in the region, and the scope of work is: back kitchen. (Note: Internship is also considered to be the completion of the start-up task).”

"It's an hallucination! It's an hallucination!!! It's an hallucination!!!"

Zhou Dong was panting heavily and felt irritated. If he hadn't been in class, he would have rushed out of the classroom to find the quack doctor!

He also said that he was a new expert from Chudu Mental Hospital! He was also a liar! He would still have hallucinations after taking his special medicine!

And this time it was even more serious. Not only did there be hallucinations, but there were also auditory hallucinations! The quack doctor once said that this was a sign of schizophrenia!

I am a student of Qingxiang Technical School! You can't go to Qingshan!

This terrible place that often appears in Hong Kong films has become Zhou Dong's nightmare, referring to the final destination of all mentally ill patients.

The teeth were bitten together, the eyebrows were slightly frowned, and Zhou Dong's handsome face was filled with worries.

The font that popped out inexplicably finally disappeared, but he did not relax his vigilance because of this. He looked around with bright eyes and confirmed that Comrade He on the podium and the students in the classroom were real, not illusions.

"Is this guy going crazy again?"

The boys looked at Zhou Dong vigilantly. This handsome man is more than the public enemy of all male classmates. I don’t know how many people are thinking about slapping this beautiful face, but since they have seen Zhou Dong’s madness and the power of the female classmate’s guards, the boys have all stopped.

The most terrifying thing in the world is not severe mental patients. Those guys have long been thrown into surveillance mental hospitals. What is terrible is a mild mental patient like Zhou Dong. This guy just suffers from depression and has human rights and can study in the same classroom with them.

And this guy has a fan...

The female classmates are just crazy, saying that every patient with depression is a spiritual aristocrat? They are all male angels with broken wings?

Angels are good for gender-related things. Where can there be male angels? An animal like a woman knows how to look at her face, and she will lose her principles when she sees handsome men!

"Ah, he looks so handsome when he grits his teeth and frowns?"

"How can you be so handsome?"

"He is so melancholy that he is like a prince, no, it's all! Oh, I can't do it anymore..."

“only  you…”

"Quiet, quiet, classmates!"

The head teacher, Comrade Lao He, tapped the blackboard with chalk and glanced at Zhou Dong with some annoyance.

He is also a male and will inevitably be hostile to homosexuals who are too charming in the ethnic group.

The classrooms of human society are like a place where hormones are sprinkled freely in nature.

"Today, you are about to leave school and enter the most critical internship stage!"

Lao He glanced at the crazy female classmates again, and after successfully attracting the attention of these young and opposite sexes, he continued with satisfaction: "Is the internship terrible? No! As a student of Qingxiang Technical School and a student of the kitchen technician class, you should have enough confidence!

Let me say it again, Qingxiang’s fist professional has never been an excavator!

That’s right, it’s our chef profession! This is one of the few majors with the halo of the word “teacher”! Think about it, lawyer, accountant, architect... This is synonymous with professional talents!

Dear future professional talents, this last year's internship period will determine whether you can graduate successfully and obtain the fifth-level Chinese cooker (chef) professional qualification certificate...

Faced with the upcoming internship, tell me loudly, are you nervous? Are you afraid? Tell me loudly!"

"No! No! No!"

I have to say that Comrade He has very clever in inspiring methods. Even the illusory female classmates were so excited that he temporarily stopped paying attention to Zhou Dong and waved their fists to respond.

"Very good! So, remember the teacher's words, twelve of the thirteen internships can be left to you. Our "top students" who graduated from Qingxiang have this confidence!

However, don’t choose ‘Jiuzhou Dingshi’… Yes, Jiuzhou Dingshi is the only five-star restaurant in Chudu, but it is not suitable for you…”

Huh? The students looked at each other. Comrade He's style changed quickly enough? But no one raised any objections. He was going to leave the school where he had lived for three years to do an internship. He will definitely miss Comrade He in the future. Who will find fault with him at this time?

"Why do I become less confident the more I listened? Lao He, what do you think?"

Mental ill people are unreasonable and dare to argue with the teacher even in class.

Zhou Dong was depressed and his mood gradually became irritable. Before Lao He finished speaking, he stood up and acted like a stubborn person.

"What is Angel Zhou going to do? Are you crazy again?"

After three years of classmate, the male classmates know Zhou Dong so well. It would be fine if this guy didn’t get sick. Once he got sick, he would choke to death when he spoke!

"Handsome, the melancholy prince looks so serious..."

The female classmates were once again infatuated.

Don’t underestimate girls who are learning to cook. These days, you have to start with children when you are preparing to catch a rich son-in-law. Many beautiful and well-informed girls learn to cook not to be a greasy chef, but to have another killer move in the fierce competition in the future.

Didn’t the book say, ‘If you want to catch him, you must first grab his stomach!’

Seriously speaking, there are still a few beauties in the class. In the past three years, they have been showing off in front of Zhou Dong, but unfortunately they are all ignored by Zhou Dong.

Zhou's iceberg style made the male students both secretly jealous and somewhat admired. Therefore, although they have been coldly treated by homosexuals for many years, they have never been targeted by anyone.

Old He frowned, Zhou Dong, are you targeting me?

Knowing that he is sick, Lao He doesn't care much about it. As a teacher, he is already losing his identity when he cares about a student, let alone this student is still sick. If it spreads, people will suspect his professional qualities.

"Zhou Dong, don't be impatient. As your class teacher, of course I hope you all can graduate successfully.

Jiuzhou Dingshi is the only five-star restaurant in Chudu. This is true, but you must know that the internal management of such a large hotel is very strict, and even interns will be strictly required and treated harshly!

Once you enter Jiuzhou Dingshi, the school’s face and teacher’s favors will no longer exist. Jiuzhou Dingshi will not be open to the Internet just because you are Qingxiang’s interns, but will be more strict!

So since our Qingxiang intern was wiped out in Jiuzhou Dingshi three years ago, I no longer recommend that students enter Jiuzhou Dingshi internship."

Lao He glanced at his students and said, "In short, putting away your arrogance and blind confidence, choosing a more secure internship platform is the smartest way. Now we will start issuing internship application forms, and everyone will choose the internship institution.

Remember the teacher, if you are not a senior chef with a national professional qualification of level 3 or above, don’t think about going to a platform like Jiuzhou Dingshi! Because as far as the teacher knows, many senior chefs with a third-level qualification can only make a 'fighting' at Jiuzhou Dingshi!"

"I'll go, the third-level high-quality chef can only make a 'drunk'? This Jiuzhou Dingshi is too perverted. You can't afford to offend me, and you can't afford to offend me..."

"Forget it, this academic master decided to listen to Lao He and not make such suicide attempts. A smooth graduation is better than anything else..."

"Yes, yes, yes, Kawakakuen is good? There are many masters with good skills and it is easier to get through the internship period. I will choose Kawakakuen..."

"Dujudechudu chain store is my first choice. As the saying goes, one trick is very good. Maybe I can learn the essence of roast duck during my internship? That is enough for me to live for the rest of my life.

Dajun, why are you looking at me with this kind of eyes? Well, this idea may be a little naive, but it’s okay to spend the internship period? I wonder which fool would choose to go to Dingshi for an internship in Jiuzhou?"

Not bad, I, the students, are really some flexible guys...

Seeing these students who are good at practicing goodness, He Bijin was very satisfied and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If these students cannot pass the internship period, the most shameless person is his class teacher.

What worries him the most is that boy...
Chapter completed!
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