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011 Boy, it's your banana peel

With a creaking sound, the door of the virtual cabin opened, and Roland, wearing a comfortable pajama, got up from it. He patted his face and found that he was in good spirits and did not feel like he had played a whole night game at all.

But it is normal to think about it. For eight hours, his body has been sleeping here, and only his consciousness enters the game. I think he will not be tired.

He looked at his silver-white virtual cabin, which looked a little like an egg. From his heart, he felt that this thing was very simple. It was essentially an egg-shaped bed with several LED indicators inside. There were two things like magnets near the top, so there were no other devices worth mentioning.

There is no high-end nutrient solution, nor is there a very science fiction nerve connection, but this thing really makes people completely immersed in the virtual world.

And the time ratio is very exaggerated 1:3, one hour in reality, three hours in the game.

The game only runs between 22:00 and 06:00 pm, which is exactly eight hours, and it is exactly one day when it is converted into a game. This is also the reason why the game time freezes the next day, because the actual game time has arrived.

Today is Saturday, and there is no need to go to work. After playing on the treadmill for half an hour, Roland went to the bathroom to take a shower, then took out a loaf of bread from the refrigerator, swallowed it with mineral water, and then turned on the computer and linked it to the game forum.

Sure enough, the forum exploded.

In just about an hour, the forum's new themes reached more than 100,000, and it was increasing rapidly. Roland casually flipped through it and found that netizens were all amazed that it was a real virtual reality game, not false propaganda. Some netizens even found it incredible. Where did the Penguin Company, which started with plagiarism, copy it from such a terrible technology?

Roland had the same question, but the facts were right in front of him. This was the world's first virtual game, so he didn't want to question the technology source of Penguin. He continued to browse the forum, and his eyes were leaking out quickly.

There are many people who praise the game, and there are all aspects. Some people think that the game's NPC is very real, some people think that the environment is good, and some people think that the world background is good. However, a player's post was not only topped by the administrator, but also almost as many people "top" and "stepped".

The player said that the NPC women in it can be guided. He is a rare bard. This profession is a variant of warlocks. It has extremely high charm attributes. The most important thing is that it has its own "language knowledge" skill. After using it, you can understand what NPC is talking about.

Seeing this, Roland felt that it was quite unfair... Why should a warlock just read the name of the spell? When a mage casts a spell, it is necessary to connect magic nodes. The difficulty is so high that the difference in this profession is too obvious.

But when he looked patiently, he laughed out loud not long afterwards.

Relying on his high charm and his own knowledge of language magic, the player hooked up with a young woman as soon as he entered the game. Then he was surprised to find that he could actually do something shameless with a female NPC in the game, which is very real and very pleasant.

This is not the reason why Roland laughed, the next thing was a bit bloody. The two were discovered by the victim's husband, and then the husband brought more than a dozen big men to surround the players.

Although the bard is a compound professional, with good combat power and dual cultivation of matter and magic, he is naked, has no weapons, and is still low in level. He is no match for more than a dozen men. After letting a few people over, he was crushed to the ground. After that, things were very miserable. His banana was peeled by the victim with a knife.

"The mosaics all over the ground are not very painful, but when I look at my banana, I'm peeled a little bit by bit with a sharp knife. Can you imagine that kind of psychological blow? Can you imagine it? Anyway, I feel that I'm having a heart disease."

The reply below the poster is a total of '66666' and an emoticon pack with tears that burst into tears, with a very neat formation.

Online game player Du Qizhi... Roland also smiled with his stomach so that his eyes were flowing down. He finally stopped laughing, and then clicked on the 'Feedback' column.

Of course, there are not as many posts in the feedback area. Roland casually looked through it and found that most of the opinions did not mention the point. If they were really modified, the game would be really ruined. For example, someone actually said that the language of all races in the game was changed to Chinese for the convenience of players to understand.

When I think of the blond and blue-eyed magicians, chanting various Chinese spells of secondary school, I feel so painful and a sense of inclusion.

Roland continued to flip down, and then saw a topic that had something to do with him. A certain player suggested reducing the difficulty of casting the mage profession. Now all professions have combat power, but the mage does not.

The kitchen knife system has high power, fast agility system, and has long-range physical attack methods. The warlock has natural casting ability. The priest does not need to fight at all. He is well protected by the kitchen knife. Just throw a few healing magic from time to time... Only the mage is pitiful, has poor melee ability and cannot release spells. If you use spells above the level, you will even be shot in the head.

This player is the president of a guild. He continued to write in the post: Especially the second-level magic, if it fails, it will directly hit the head. All the mages in my guild have experienced being hit by the head, some even more than once, some are girls, and now they have psychological shadows. The most important thing is that no mage claims that he has successfully cast the magic. If he doesn't believe it, the moderator can go to the "Spellcamator" column and finally ask the planning group to slap it lightly and give some hope.

After seeing more than one person having a headshot, Roland's mood suddenly became balanced. He left the feedback bar and turned to the 'Spellcam' bar. Sure enough, he saw the howling of the mage players.

I cried all kinds of times and told me how miserable I was. How pitiful I was when I was casting a spell. In fact, the headshot was better, and I died flawlessly. What was even more terrifying was that two eyeballs were sprayed out of my eye sockets and then bleed to death. Although the pain was only one-tenth, it was enough to make people feel that the anus was sore and the anus was tight.

Roland watched this section for a long time, and then was surprised to find that there was really no mage who claimed to have cast spells. On the contrary, there were many sorcerers who gloated on the side, and the brave mages deleted their numbers and turned to their sorcerers.

How can this work? Roland found out the mobile hard drive, connected it to the virtual grab, excerpted his own casting test piece, and posted it on the forum together with four spell sections, and then posted a post called:
Chapter completed!
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