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Chapter 284 Give birth to five!(1/2)

In fact, in the eyes of the little fairy, becoming a queen is just to fulfill the obsession of a pig's head.

The so-called queen is a bride price, and she has never heard of it herself.

There is a saying that there is 7.5 billion yuan in bride price, but this little fairy doesn't want it at all.

From beginning to end, she just wanted Xu Yan!

But what is icing on the cake is that the title of queen is completed before the wedding date of the two.

It was normal that I needed to win this year's Huaxia Wind Award before I could be named the queen of heaven, but now it has been realized in advance.

No one was dissatisfied. Even the queen Qi Ya and the four kings also posted on Weibo to congratulate the little fairy on being named queen.

Even the first queen Yu Yidan, who had been retired for a long time, said that the little fairy's achievements were beyond her reach.

A senior music critic said:

"Han Yumian's queen is so extraordinary. She has been topping the list for nearly two years. All the popularity lists, best-selling lists, and the top-ranked ones are all hers. She can force all her peers to not dare to post songs with her at the same time. Such a singer, even if she doesn't have a single award, is enough to be called queen!"

In his words, he puts his influence above the award, and the award will be adulterated, but the influence will not.

The little fairy's influence is terrifying, and her oppression on the Chinese music scene is suffocating.

Can't such a person be called the queen of the world?

The little fairy was named the queen of the world, and Xu Yan was the happiest person in the company.

When a man fulfills his promise to his beloved woman and sees the other person's smile, his pride is truly at its limit.

When he walked, he felt that his feet were floating, and when he spoke, he felt that his mouth was spitting out of his mouth.

When every employee of the company sees him, he can see him laughing, and he is laughing wildly!

This is something that has never happened every time I win a battle. Even though "Kung Fu Panda" broke the world box office record, he still calmly maintained the steady image of a young elite.

"The boss's wife has become the queen, the boss is so happy! I saw him twice today and he is always smiling!"

"Yes, I discovered it too! I really envy the boss's wife, the boss really loves her!"

"Stop talking, I'll be sore if I say it!"

"I'm sour, too!"

"You said, Wei Meng and Yang Haoxu are in prison, can you see your current achievements?"

Guan Yao asked in the office with a spring breeze on her face.

The little fairy thought for a moment: "I don't know!"

Xu Yan replied: "There will definitely not be broadcasting these entertainment news in prison, but they will know one day. Wei Meng may be earlier. Two or three years later? Yang Haoxu will not be able to do it. It will take at least seven or eight years! He wants to transform well, maybe a few years ahead of time!"

"When Wei Meng came out, you might have even had a baby!"

Guan Yao felt very happy when she said this. She really hated Wei Meng and Yang Haoxu.

When the little fairy heard her say that she had all the babies, she couldn't help but sweep the pig's head, then lowered her head slightly, her cheeks flushed, and her unique charm.

Compared with her implicit and shyness, Xu Yan's face was much thicker, and he corrected:

"Not possible! It's certain! And maybe there's more than one baby!"

The little fairy was very calm, but when Pig Head said this, her face turned as red as an apple. She glared at Xu Yan.

Guan Yao looked at her and asked Xu Yan: "How many do you plan to have?"

Xu Yan stretched out his hand: "Five ones!"

"puff!"

Guan Yao sprays water.

The little fairy couldn't stand it anymore, so she picked up the tissue box on the table and smashed it over.

Five, what do you think of yourself?

At most two!

No, at most three!

"Xu Yan, you really don't feel pain when you stand and speak. Do you know how painful it is to have a baby? I suggest you go and experience natural birth. Many hospitals now have that machine!"

"We can have a caesarean section!"

"You're thinking too much. Caesarean section requires time intervals and cannot be used multiple times!"

Xu Yan was stunned and blinked and looked at the little fairy, who was also confused.

Guan Yao seemed to be amused and said in surprise: "Don't you know this?"

The two of them were a couple and shook their heads.

Guan Yao licked her lips and planned to teach the novice couple about pregnancy.

Of course, it is just a science that can cause harm to women by caesarean section, rather than a science that can lead to pregnancy.

She believed that the couple would be more professional than themselves in how to get pregnant, and Xu Yan might also use tricks to make the little fairy pregnant.

"The so-called caesarean section is to cut your stomach and your uterus open!"

Guan Yao's palm stretched straight, like a scalpel, and slashed at the air.

The little fairy felt a little frightened when she saw it. The gesture was so scary. Why did it seem like the scalpel is a kitchen knife?

She subconsciously covered her stomach.

"Secreting the uterus directly from the outside will cause huge damage to the muscles and mucosa of the uterus. When the next generation gives birth, because the uterus is damaged, the fetus will expand the uterus during its growth. If the uterus does not recover at this time, it will cause the uterus to tear and bleeding again, and even cause amniotic fluid embolism!"

"So many doctors do not recommend using caesarean sections multiple times. Even if you need to use it, it will take a long time to get the uterus completely grown. And doctors do not recommend using it more than three times!"

Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years. Xu Yan and the fairy were both surprised, and it was indeed the first time they knew this.

Guan Yao took a sip of water and teased: "I said you both have a certificate and are about to get married. These things are not as good as me, a single dog? Your knowledge needs to be improved! Otherwise, they will be unqualified parents!"

The little fairy felt a little ashamed after hearing this, as if she really felt that she was wrong.

Xu Yan coughed and said, "We just used the skills of studying these things to fall in love. Otherwise, we would have knowledge and nowhere to release it!"

"I'm just saying that before the troops move, food and grass will go first!"

"Okay, you won!"

"I definitely won't have a caesarean section!" the little fairy suddenly said with a red face.

Xu Yan was stunned, and Guan Yao paused for a moment, but soon, she showed a very resentful expression and glared at the former:

"Xu Yan, you are really not a human being. In order to meet your requirements for giving birth to five children, Mianmian is willing to bear natural birth. How can you be worthy of Mianmian?"

After saying this, Xu Yan immediately realized that his joke was taken seriously by the little fairy.

"Mianmian, I'm joking. We just need two, one man and one woman!"

The little fairy shook her head and said with a smile: "No matter whether you say or not, I don't want to have a caesarean section!"

"Why?"

Guan Yao was curious. As a woman, as a woman who has studied giving birth, she knew very well that the terrible cesarean section was a level 10 pain.

It can die!

The little fairy smiled awkwardly, covered her stomach and said, "I don't want to be cut off, I have scars!"

"Oh! Yes, yes! This is indeed one aspect, I forgot if you don't say it! You are so beautiful and have such a good figure. If you have scars on your stomach, it would be too disgusting!"

Guan Yao understands it, Xu Yan understands it too. It’s normal to love beauty!

"Actually, I don't dislike you for having scars! I usually don't have anesthetics during childbirth. Can you bear that kind of pain?"

I have never eaten a pig's head, but I have seen a pig run, so Xu Yan said his heart.

The little fairy put her back on the back of the pig's head's hand and smiled slightly.

"It's okay, just stay with me!"

"forever!"

Xu Yan looked up at the light-filled eyes, took her hand and kissed her deeply.

The two of them made Guan Yao petrified by the side.

She felt that after the little fairy became the queen, she could really resign, otherwise one day she would be so sad that both of them would die of sorrow!

"Well, I'll ask, are you two pregnant now when you are discussing this topic?"

She was a little suspicious and excited.

Both of them shook their heads and denied that they were doing well in normal safety measures, and they would not have children before they were formally examined and were preparing for pregnancy.

Guan Yao was very disappointed, "I thought I was going to be an aunt? I was not pregnant. You two asked so much, why did you say so much? It's boring!"

"We are called before the troops move, the food and grass will go first!" Xu Yan returned what she said before and caught Guan Yao off guard.

Guan Yao's mouth twitched straight, and she said with a little regret: "Then you need soldiers! Have you sent your soldiers to Mianmian?"

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To be continued...
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