Chapter 159 "I'm Not the God of Medicine"(1/2)
[WeChat is not equal to WeChat, the maximum red envelope amount is 100,000, please don’t argue.]
Ultraman: Sleep, Happy New Year!
Red envelope: Since one person is willing to favor it
The boat draws you and receives your red envelope.
Han Yumian looked at the 520 on the screen, her eyes were not hazy, and her feelings were long.
Painting boat: Ayan, Happy New Year!
Red envelope: May the whole life be generous
Ultraman received your red envelope.
With a tingling bell, Xu Yan looked at the 1314 above and typed with a smile.
Ultraman: Since I promised that one person would be generous for the rest of his life. OK, I will send you 520, you will send you 1314. I also made 794 yuan, baby!
The other party is entering...
But it soon became a painting boat again.
Xu Yan was wondering, and the door that was not locked was opened suddenly.
I saw Han Yumian, wearing thick pajamas, pulling down the curly hair artifact on his head, and approaching Xu Yan with great momentum.
"You give me back!"
She smiled and frowned, half angry and half aggrieved.
Both of them recorded their fingerprints on each other's phones, so Xu Yan shamelessly stuffed his phone into his crotch. As soon as the cold hard object entered, he took a breath, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
Han Yumian stood in front of the bed and saw him stuffing his cell phone into the quilt, but he didn't dare to lift it. She was afraid that she would wear a pair of underwear under the pig's head.
So he just stretched out his hand and asked for it condescendingly.
It’s not much for 800 yuan, but it’s inexplicably uncomfortable if you don’t get it back, and you feel like you’re holding it in your stomach and can’t vent it.
"Give me back!" Han Yumian stomped his feet, feeling like he was acting coquettish.
Xu Yan laughed and said, "Impossible! This is the red envelope you sent me on your own initiative. Is there any reason to get the red envelope back?"
Han Yumian originally had a smile, but he would glar at him.
The spreading palm suddenly clenched into a fist. Just as he was about to raise the head to beat the pig's head, the pig's head pulled the quilt to block the upcoming attack.
Han Yumian, who could not find the angle of attack, took a plan and kicked off his slippers, then got on the bed, and suddenly rode on Xu Yan's stomach.
Xu Yan felt that he seemed to be pressing against some heavy object, so he exposed his head, and what caught his eyes was the girl's proud face and two slender hands that he grabbed at him.
"Hahaha!"
Han Yumian knew that he would definitely stretch his head, so he seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So, she grabbed Xu Yan's ears like iron pliers, and no matter how hard the other party struggled, she could not let go no matter how she screamed.
"I won't do it anymore!" Xu Yan could only beg for mercy and let it go.
Han Yumian snorted proudly and said proudly: "Repay the money!"
Xu Yan will not say that I love you anymore, but will say something that cannot be studied.
He looked serious and sighed: "Mianmian, you are really reckless! You are fighting with me on the first day of the Lunar New Year. This is a very unlucky sign! This means that we have to spend the year in quarrels and fights."
"ah?"
Han Yumian was stunned, as if frightened by this statement.
Xu Yan continued to talk seriously, "This is the same as when we are going to eat dumplings and Lantern Festival later. The good sign is to start from the first day of the New Year. As a result, you...ah, why did you suddenly become so ignorant!"
He sighed heavily and patted the quilt with great distress.
When he patted, Han Yumian's soul trembled, and his hands shrank back like an electric shock. She regretted it:
"I, I don't know! What should I do now?"
There was a hint of crying in her tone, and she no longer had the ability to judge the truth of the other person's words. Her mind was filled with regret and fear.
When Xu Yan saw this, he smiled secretly and was so stupid that he continued to be serious, but he would not be so mean that he would make the other party cry, so he said in a sensible way:
"Don't worry, as the saying goes, evil cannot defeat justice, just make up for it!"
Han Yumian said repeatedly: "How to make up for it?"
"We have to be kind, for example, if you kiss me, that's what it means..."
Halfway through the conversation, Xu Yan was still giving himself shamelessness and continued to find legitimate statements.
But suddenly, the girl's beautiful face leaned forward to her, and then she couldn't speak.
Han Yumian held the boy's face with both hands, and his seductive red lips tightly wrapped around him.
Xu Yan hugged the girl's neck with his left hand. The hanging flax-colored hair made him itchy on his neck, not just his neck, but his body began to get hot.
After all, Han Yumian was sitting on him, and his right hand was still touching the other party's white and tender little feet.
At this time, he felt that he had lost his blood. You should know how the fork is simple and easy to cheat, and what else should he kiss?
You can applaud love directly!
After a long time, the girl reluctantly straightened her waist a little, but she was still very close to Xu Yan's face.
"Yes, is that OK?" she asked embarrassedly.
Xu Yan raised his head, pecked her lips again, and smiled gently, "Too much is not enough!"
When Han Yumian heard the sign, he changed in a good direction again, and couldn't help but smile implicitly.
But she had already noticed whether the other party's kiss was traumatized, but just be traumatized. I really want to be sweet on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
Xu Yan looked up at the girl who was still sitting on him, and he really couldn't stand this position!
Why does the pretty fairy feel like a Guanyin?
"You should get up. Uncle said we have to open the door at 8 o'clock. You have not washed your face and brushed your teeth yet, and you still have to burn incense and worship after you finish." Han Yumian said softly.
Xu Yan thought about it and corrected: "You are the owner of this family, you should burn incense and open the door!"
Han Yumian shook his head, why did he shake his head self-evident.
In her heart, Pig Head seemed to be herself and the new owner of this family.
Of course, he will open the wealth gate on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
Of course, Xu Yan knew what she wanted, so he patted her thighs and smiled, "Okay, you go brush your teeth first, I'll get up now."
Han Yumian bit her head well, then got out of bed and went back to change her clothes.
Looking at the girl's slim back and thinking about her obedient and gentle personality, Xu Yan suddenly said:
"I have a New Year's wish, which is that I can sleep, sleep uninterrupted all day long, and then sleep for the rest of my life!"
Han Yumian paused and blinked, feeling that it was difficult to understand or funny about this wish.
She turned around and laughed, "Fool, do you want to sleep for the rest of your life? Then can't you become a vegetable?"
Xu Yan supported his arms and said with a smile: "Nonono, you don't understand, stinky sister! The taste of sleep is wonderful!"
Han Yumian felt that this wish was too stupid, so he let out a sound, then stopped staying, and went back to his room to change into the new clothes bought by the pig's head.
"I'll sleep for a lifetime, and I can't sleep to death!"
She complained while dressing.
However, while she was wearing it, somehow she felt her whole body became hot and her pretty face was even more burning.
"Ph! Vulgar!" the girl spat.
It is hard to say whether sleeping for a lifetime will become a vegetative person, but sleeping continuously all day long will inevitably be a dead end.
...
The breakfast was still filled with dates and chestnuts, but there were some more southern dumplings.
The two of them seemed to be accusation, and neither of them moved the dumplings in the bowl, but kept eating dumplings, perhaps because the dumplings were so delicious.
"Hey! I've got the money!" Han Yumian suddenly exclaimed.
She spit out a coin from her mouth and showed it to Xu Yan in ecstasy.
Xu Yan curled his lips, with a lemon in his mouth, "Superstition!"
Han Yumian hummed, solemnly put the coins in the place where the incense burned, and then folded his hands and bowed.
She returned to her seat and looked at Xu Yan proudly, as if she had earned him 7.5 billion.
At this time, Xu Yan had already eaten. He pulled a tissue to wipe his mouth and said calmly: "Do you know what the fun is in the countryside for the New Year?"
Han Yumian still had dumplings in her mouth and asked vaguely: "What?"
She used to be a rural area, and knew that there were many people and freedom, so there seemed to be no big difference.
Xu Yan smiled mysteriously, looked at her bowl, and said with a smile: "You take a bite first, and I'll tell you if you eat it!"
To be continued...