Chapter 9: The Mathematical Essence of Chu's Theorem(1/3)
Chu Aiguo is a very hard-working hero!
Just like this moment.
She also wants to earn the bride gifts, but she can't make it by herself. After all, time doesn't wait for anyone, and the days are quite painful day by day. So she went to find Shi Suifeng.
Now everyone has gone to the field. In the whole village, except for the old man and some kids who can't be fucked, only Chu He and Shi Suifeng are idle.
Chu He and his eldest nephew all the way to the Shi family. He knocked on the door and watched him lying in the yard basking in the sun. Not to mention how comfortable it was.
"It's a good time!"
Chu He called him.
Shi Suifeng had already sat up, and his eyes were full of surprises: "Why are you here?"
After thinking about it, he asked again: "I will stew pig's trotters tomorrow, I'll bring you a bowl."
Chu He instantly had an appetite.
The eldest nephew was drooling while listening. At this moment, he secretly pulled the corner of his sister-in-law's clothes: "Auntie, hurry up and get married! I want to eat meat too."
Marry a wife?
Shi Suifeng looked at the dirty little black kid, and now he raised his eyebrows and stared at Chu He with his eyes.
...
However, Chu He turned a blind eye to this slightly dissatisfied look, but instead leaned over: "You should have money, right? Lend me 80 yuan and I will get married."
Shi Suifeng's face was already dark and he couldn't even express any opinions on the three words "marry a wife", so he asked in a low voice:
"Who do you want to marry?"
Chu He glanced at him: "Who else can it be? You cook the best in this village I know."
"Of course I'm marrying you!"
Then he talked: "I can't live this life anymore, and all the good meat, eggs and vegetables are ruined. I'll marry you home so that I can eat the food you cook in the future."
As he said that, he looked at the eldest nephew next to him: "He said that the bride price in our village costs 88 yuan. I don't have enough money now. If you lend me 80 yuan, I will marry you back."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Shi Suifeng's tense face slowing down. His whole expression was so warm that the spring breeze was warm and the favorable wind was smooth.
But while being happy, the young man in front of him struggled to suppress the corner of his upturned mouth. After thinking about this carefully, he couldn't help but look at the girl in front of him, and his eyes became a little strange.
How to say it?
There are too many complaints, so I don’t know where to go.
He simply asked a core question: "You borrowed money from me to marry me as a wife. Then you have to tell me, how do you plan to pay back this money?"
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That's all!
Chu He naturally said: "We are married and we are a family. The bride price is 88 yuan, which is called the common property of the couple. I only owe you 44."
"Then we get married, are we husband and wife? This is called the joint debt of the couple. If we share the debt by one person, we will have 22 yuan. I owe you 22."
"Then, we all got married. We have to take care of our own small family every month. If you can make money, you have to pay for the family. You can make 30 a month."
"In this way, as long as we get married for a month, I will pay off the money. But you still owe me eight yuan for household use, and you don't have to give this eight yuan, just treat it as my pocket money."
She said as she proudly raised her chest with her small figure, quite proud: "How is it? I'm not bad at math, right?"
Shi Suifeng's face was distorted and her complex expression was complex.
——This mathematics is more than just good.
You can call it Chu's theorem, it can be called world-class. He has never seen such an excellent calculation master in his life.
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My eldest nephew, who was regarded as an outsider, was confused by the listening side.
He was in the second grade of elementary school and his grades were not very good. He was really a little confused when he heard such a complicated formula, so he only found one core question:
"Then...you said you want to share my wife with a cent."
He also wants to eat good food.
Chuhe:...
Oh, I almost forgot.
So he took out a handful of change from his pocket, picked out two five-cent coins from it and stuffed them to Shi Suifeng first.
"Look! I'm relatively poor now and I can't afford to marry you alone. My nephew said he paid a cent and we'll marry each other. Then we'll pay this to eat."
Shi Suifeng's expression can no longer be described as distorted.
It took him a long time to suppress the urge to hit someone. He squatted down and stuffed a dime into his eldest nephew's hand.
"It's not cost-effective to marry a wife like this... You see, if someone gives you 87.9 cents, you can just give it a cent. When eating, you can stew soybeans with a pot of pig's trotters, and you can get a few soybeans."
"You can buy a lot of soybeans for one cent."
What I mean is a big loss.
The eldest nephew sucked his saliva: "You really eat pig's trotters? The soybeans stewed with pig's trotters are so delicious! I think it's better to marry my aunt."
He understood a little bit-
Chu He wanted to find Shi Suifeng to be his wife.
At this moment, I had only a little understanding. I followed the old ladies in the village and looked up and down at the tall guy in front of me and commented in a decent manner:
"He is tall and has a big butt, so I will definitely be able to have a son in the future!"
These words made Shi Sui Feng happy.
He reached out and knocked his eldest nephew in front of him, and when the other party pressed his head down, he then took out 50 cents from his pocket.
"But I don't want you to marry you. Let's do this. You can buy three popsicles for a cent. I'll give you 50 cents and you can buy 15. Just give up marrying a wife."
The eldest nephew swayed left and right, repeatedly weighed, and his heart jumped repeatedly between three popsicles and 15 popsicles.
Finally, the wet saliva on his chest broke through his sanity.
He looked at Chu He pitifully.
"Aunt...will you still have enough money?"
Chu He's eyes were also bright, but she saw that Shi Suifeng had more than 50 cents in her pocket!
She wants to eat popsicles, too.
So he waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'll borrow it from him. It's not that much for you."
The eldest nephew then collected the money quickly and turned around and did not forget to express his loyalty to his aunt: "Don't worry, aunt, I will definitely cry very well tomorrow, so I won't delay you making more money."
Chu He also patted his shoulder: "What a young man!"
The aunt and nephew looked at each other and felt extremely satisfied.
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When his eldest nephew rushed into the distance happily with 50 cents, Shi Suifeng pulled a stiff smile on his face, and then he said slowly:
"Xiaohe, I forgot to tell you that only men marry a wife, and women are called marrying."
Marry a wife? Marry together?!
It will be a big deal if a child doesn't fight.
Chu He was stunned for a moment, but found another point: "If you get married... will you give me a bride gift?"
She then became happy and stretched out her hand: "Okay, give me 88 yuan!"
Shi Suifeng looked at her and couldn't accumulate depression.
Just laughed out loud and then took the pockets:
"Okay, I'll give you 88 yuan."
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Eight Great Unity, eight dollars scattered, Chu He has not yet gained so much money in this world. He has looked over and over again and again, and has changed his mind to eat in his heart.
It is said that the meat buns in state-owned hotels cost 2 cents each, and one is as big as a palm, with white flour. They are soft and fragrant when bitten...
She was dazzling.
Shi Suifeng asked seriously: "Xiaohe, do you really want to marry me, or do you want to find someone to cook for you? Or do you want to find an excuse to leave here?"
Chu He thought for a while: "It doesn't matter whether you get married or not, it's mainly because I want to eat something good. It's okay to leave here, but I have to earn the money first, otherwise I will lose a lot."
Shi Suifeng looked at the little guy who was not on his chest at this moment and reached out to rub her dog's head: "Silly girl! She is only 16 years old, who dares to approve my application for marriage?"
But something else...
Shi Suifeng thought about it and found a way now - it's not OK to get married, it's okay to get married! Seeing the little girl being rubbed at home, he still had to take the person out.
This feeling is really unprecedented.
To be continued...