Chapter Five Hundred and One Mistakes Five
Li Shuwen is a big smoker who is as thin as a mahjonger. He has been finished after more than a year of meals.
A girl named Xiao Yao hit Li Shuwen's nose, and Li Shuwen leaned back and fell to the ground.
The little demon was still worried and kicked it up again and cursed: "Bastard! You dare to touch my mother's hand!"
Although it is not like in ancient times when touching a woman's hands is similar to losing her ties, touching a woman's hands is not a trivial matter.
Xiao Yao had to stay among men for life, but because of this, she paid special attention to women's integrity earlier. Unexpectedly, Li Shuwen, the big smoker, touched her hand!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she couldn't help but kick it up a few more times.
Sha Biao and Erbiantou were also very angry when they heard that Li Shuwen actually touched the little demon's hand.
They also had ideas about Xiao Yao, but they all thought Xiao Yao was Qian Xiaobao's woman, so they didn't dare to attack. Now that they heard that Li Shuwen touched Xiao Yao's hand, the two of them couldn't help but come up and kick Li Shuwen.
The little demon rolled up his sleeves and asked, "Tell me, how old is Brother Bao?"
"I said that, Brother Xiaobao is just the same year." Li Shuwen said moaning while lying on the ground.
"Duzi! How old are you? Twenty, thirty, or forty?" asked the little demon.
"Tell me quickly! If you go around in circles, you will be killed!" Sha Biao yelled. He also heard that Li Shuwen was trying to get sloppy.
Li Shuwen knew that he couldn't cheat this time, so it seemed that he could only make up for it.
"I think now that when I met Brother Xiaobao, he was less than 20 years old. In short, he should be twenty-five or six now." Li Shuwen said vaguely.
Xiao Yao and Sha Biao looked at each other with flat heads and then looked at Li Shuwen.
Li Shuwen knew that he had guessed wrongly, so he immediately changed his words and said, "What I just said was a year of sui, no, is it right? I just seemed to be talking about Xu Sui."
"Brother Bao is thirty years old this year, why are you still talking nonsense here!" said the little demon.
"Yes, yes, I was just confused and said that I was less than two years old." Li Shuwen said.
Now the three of them understood in their hearts that the big smoker in front of them was definitely not Qian Xiaobao's friend.
The most angry person now is Sha Biao. He has spent a lot of money on Li Shuwen these days. He originally wanted to flatter Qian Xiaobao but he slapped the horse's hooves.
He kicked Li Shuwen's crotch with his big foot.
Li Shuwen's waist instantly hunched over, like a big prawn. The pain between his legs was piercing.
A heat flowed out of his body, and soon Li Shuwen's crotch became wet.
Xiao Yao Sha Biao and Erbian both smelled a strong smell of urine, but when they looked down, they found that Li Shuwen's crotch was covered with blood!
Li Shuwen fainted from the pain now, but his body was still twitching, just like a toad that chopped off his head, although he was undoubtedly struggling.
"You go back and ask a few brothers to tie him up and drag him into the mixed house next to the house where I live." Sha Biao said.
Now I can’t fight anymore, so I’ll talk about this liar until Qian Xiaobao comes back.
When Li Shuwen woke up again, his hands and feet were tied and lying in the dark room.
His legs were chilly, and his lower abdomen was so painful.
"No one?" Li Shuwen shouted.
No one answered.
Li Shuwen shouted four or five times in a row, and the door opened with a bang. Erbian head walked in with an oil lamp.
"What are you shouting? It's like calling a donkey!" Erbiantou said.
"I haven't had a meal for a day, brother, give me some food." Li Shuwen begged.
"Brother Biao has already said that he will give you a bowl of porridge every day. You will drink it until tomorrow morning." Erbiantou said.
"Brother, okay, let me take a sip." Li Shuwen said in a crying voice.
He became addicted to smoking again, and he had no strength to smoke.
This time Erbiantou did not spoil him and bent down and slapped Li Shuwen several times.
"Let you smoke again! Let you smoke again! You will be so worried that you will never smoke again." Erbiantou said fiercely.
"Give me a sip, brother." Li Shuwen said. He is now addicted, even if Erbiantou asks him to call him dad, he is willing to do so, as long as he can get him to take a sip.
"Diet big smoker! Something that doesn't know how to live or die!" Erbian cursed.
Then Erbian head went out again with the oil lamp.
In the following month, Erbiantou came in every morning to make Li Shuwen a bowl of porridge and ignored everything.
No matter how Li Shuwen begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, no one came in and handed him a cigarette gun to make him enjoy it.
When he got addicted to smoking, Li Shuwen first begged or even called his father and mother, but no one paid attention to him. Li Shuwen cursed again, and Erbian came in and beat him up until he beat Li Shuwen to the point of bruising and swollen face.
The addiction to smoking passed, and Li Shuwen lay there like a pool of mud and looked like a dead person.
Half a month later, Li Shuwen became addicted to smoking less and less, and he begged and scolded less.
One month later, Erbiantou came to see Sha Biao.
"How is that kid now?" Sha Biao asked.
"Brother Biao, that kid is fatter now than when he first came." Erbiantou said.
"What? Simply nonsense! Can you gain weight by drinking only one bowl of porridge a day?" Sha Biao said with wide eyes.
"I'm really fat. If you don't believe me, go and check it out yourself. That kid hasn't smoked for a month. It seems that he is much less addicted to smoking than before. He just lie down every day. Although he only drinks a bowl of porridge, he is still fatter than before." Erbiantou replied.
When Sha Biao heard Erbian's head's words, Sha Biao was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything.
He originally wanted to lock Li Shuwen in a small dark room and suffer, but he didn't expect to quit Li Shuwen's addiction to smoking!
"What else?" Sha Biao asked.
"That night you kicked the kid's crotch, maybe he was kicked. The kid didn't urinate far now and it just flowed on his pants, making the room full of urine." Erbiantou said.
Sha Biao remembered that he kicked Li Shuwen and had blood urinated that night. This may be the reason.
"Do you need to send him to the hospital to see a doctor?" Erbian asked.
"No, as long as you don't die, it's enough! A month has passed, and Qian Xiaobao will be back. We don't have to worry about the person named Li when he handed over to his hands. There is no need to spend money, this will be better, so as to save this kid from touching women in the future." Sha Biao replied.
At this time, Qian Xiaobao returned to Harbin and submitted the report and returned home.
When Xiaolin Xun came back in the evening, when the two of them were having dinner, Xiaolin Xun asked, "Xiao Yao went to find me again. She said Brother Biao found a person named Li Shuwen. Is this Li Shuwen your friend?"
Chapter completed!