Shuzhi is southeast of Shandong, near a mountain.

Above the mountainside, there is a door sign that is crooked, and some weeds have exceeded the height of the tiled eaves.

The mountain wind blew, and the plaque that was about to decay was clattering.

In such a desolate and dilapidated Taoist temple, a wisp of blue smoke rose at this moment.

Huang Laoxian, wearing a patched Taoist robe, was carrying a wine pot and eating chicken stewed in a crock pot.

In the early years, the real master of this Taoist temple was eating chicken and drinking wine, a Taoist priest who hangs banners all day long and carries hexagrams in the secular world.

The old Taoist priest had a son who had nothing to do, so he took the money he obtained from the Taoist priests' hexagrams all day long in the secular fireworks and willow alleys.

Later, the time for the old Taoist was approaching, but he was worried about his only son, so he caught a weasel with a lot of wisdom and asked him to learn the way of divination with him.

After the weasel was finished, the old Taoist asked him to follow his only son to go to the hexagram, which could be regarded as leaving a path for future generations to make a living.

When the old Taoist returned to heaven, his only son put on a Taoist robe and began to carry a spiritual weasel to make a living.

However, the little Taoist priest's life was not what his father thought of making a living.

The little Taoist priest quickly took root in the town with the outstanding weasel's ability. Later, the rich family's daughter, widow, county magistrate's Hou's house, etc., became places where the little Taoist priests often checked in.

The little Taoist priest is not like the old Taoist priest who is rigid, and he cheats with a weasel for seven points and three points. In the end, he just makes everyone in the town go around.

Everyone calls him a true man of the Heavenly Master. With this ability, his way of making a living became smoother. The wealthy daughter was pregnant with sixty-sixty widow and gave birth to a younger brother to his daughter. The county magistrate who was in his sixties had a child. The three concubines and the wife who were still in their early forties were pregnant one after another...

Unfortunately, the fake Tianshi is fake after all. The little Taoist priest who had not truly entered the practice of cultivation went to find his father in his early fifties.

Later, Bai Sanyue was hung in the town, and tablets were set up for the Heavenly Master who "attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven", and commemorations were held every year.

Hundreds of young men and women, dozens of boys and girls, were taken by their mother to recognize their ancestors.

Huang Laoxian still remembers the scene at that time.

The reason is that it is the weasel who helped the little Taoist priest make a living.

After the little Taoist priest died, it was like a rootless duckweed and returned to the Taoist temple and began to practice.

Huang Laoxian was born different from other weasels. There was only one weasel next to it, but it had two.

After the transformation, the third tail was even more ready to move, and a small bone vertebrae emerged.

Sometimes it doubts whether his mother gave birth to him after having sex with the vixen. Otherwise, how could it be like the vixen recorded in the book? The higher the Taoist practice, the more tail it has...

Unfortunately, after reaching the Earth Immortal Realm, Huang Laoxian's cultivation began to stagnate. As the life span was approaching, the third tail was reluctant to break out of his buttocks.

For this reason, Huang Laoxian started to make friends and cheat with the words and social skills learned from the Taoist priests before.

There are only half of the mountain gods, land and city gods inside and outside the Yuling Kingdom, who have given him warmth, and spiritual herbs are all easy.

The most amazing thing is a practice technique that was fooled by a great demon.

Unfortunately, life span is over and these things cannot save it.

Just when Huang Laoxian thought that the sky was about to perish, a turning point occurred.

It met a child from a "rich family". The child was as simple as a piece of white paper. After it outlined it casually, it got half a golden elixir.

The golden elixir is full of fairy charm. Just by smelling it, it feels that it can live for a hundred more years!

So, Huang Laoxian, who was afraid of accidents, swallowed half of the golden elixir into his stomach on the spot.

Fortunately, it has always had good luck and returned to the Taoist temple without any danger.

After a brief refining, a small piece of its third tail has emerged. If it is fully refined, not to mention that the third tail grows completely, it is no problem to live for at least a thousand years.

Thousands of years are enough for it to break through to the true immortal!

"The wind, thunder, clouds and rain are rapid, good and bad luck are determined, and the world is counted in the sleeves..."

After eating and drinking, Huang Laoxian crossed his legs and sang hexagrams, which was extremely leisurely.

Suddenly, its eyelids twitched, and his heart was inexplicably panicked.

"Um?"

Before Huang Laoxian could calculate, a yellow light came out from the ground and rushed up to face its face.

Huang Laoxian, who pulled out the back and flipped over and jumped onto the roof, saw clearly the person coming.

"Brother Land, what are you doing?"

"tuì! Who is your brother? He is shameless and lie to me that he dares to speak nonsense about spiritual herbs and medicine!"

Without saying a word, Tudi picked up his black horn and jumped onto the roof to put on his posture, and he wanted to have a fight with Huang Laoxian.

Standing on the ridge of the room, Huang Laoxian was not panicked, and looked at the Land God with a smile. He was about to speak, but his face suddenly changed.

Behind the land, three rays of light fell, and the power of one of the figures inadvertently made Huang Laoxian feel like he was being targeted by predators!

The situation is not good, withdraw!

Huang Laoxian, who was experienced and well-qualified, made a quick decision, turned around and bent down and raised his butt, and stretched out his hand to lift the bottom of the Taoist robe.

The developed anal glands contracted rapidly, and the several poison sacs raised under the Taoist robe were also stimulated, and they rushed towards Zhu An and several local gods!

Zhu An's eyes were fast and his mouth was fast. Zang Mi's true words were spit out, and it exploded directly in Huang Laoxian's body, shaking the opponent's magic power that was gathering to escape. Then, a demonic wind rewind the stench of the toxin that was rushing back to Huang Laoxian.

At this time, Huang Laoxian, who was numb all over with his ass, was instantly covered by the poisonous gas produced by himself. The smelly smell and hot poison powder were drilled into the pores of the nose.

Huang Laoxian, whose body was sore and weak, was covered with yellow-green smoke, could not even block his sense of smell. He choked and begged him to forgive him, begging all the masters to take over his magical powers and let him go.

hehe.

Thinking of the smell of the house still lingering, Zhu An ignored the begging for mercy of the weasel monster and quietly waited for the poisonous smoke to evaporate naturally.

When the poisonous smoke dissipated, the figure of the old Taoist yellow beard was gone on the roof several steps away, leaving only a weasel with its true form wrapped in a wide Taoist robe lying on it.

This weasel is much larger than an ordinary weasel. According to the traces outlined by the Taoist robe, it is visually estimated that it is at least four feet long and nearly a foot tall. There are two orange-yellow tails exposed at the bottom of the Taoist robe.

To block the sense of smell, Zhu An and three local gods came close to him and surrounded Huang Laoxian who was about to get up.

The light suddenly darkened. At this time, Huang Laoxian laughed dryly, raised the weasel's head, made a sound of voice, begging for mercy: "Several great gods and immortals, it is not easy for me to practice, please forgive me, this is all the wealth of the young man. If you have any needs in the future, the young man is willing to help you. If you have to forgive the monsters, everyone will be in trouble..."

Huang Laoxian, who was extremely down, took out the storage bag that was still emitting hot air from the Taoist robe and pushed it out.

"forgive?"

Zhu An smiled and said, "Yes, you give me half of the golden elixir, and I will spare you."

"Golden Pill?"

Huang Laoxian realized instantly, and his heart skipped a beat, his scalp tightened and said, "I accidentally ate the golden elixir..."

As if he was afraid that Zhu An would kill him in anger, Huang Laoxian said quickly: "I can pay it back. Whatever the immortal needs to do, you can say that the spiritual herbs in the bag can be compensated to the immortal."

Zhu An sneered when he heard this and kicked the storage bag aside, his disdainful expression of words.

Looking at the weasel trembling and smiling face, Zhu An's eyes began to swim.

With his hand stretched out, Zhu An started from Itachi's tail and looked at it carefully, his eyes becoming brighter.

Below her, Huang Laoxian, who was scrutinized by a very aggressive gaze, kowtowed directly, and said in tears: "Great immortal, please spare me! The little old man is smelly and sexy, and he is still a male man. It is not delicious or fun. I ask the big immortal to be a lot, just think that the little old man is a fart, let it go..."

“…”

Seeing three pairs of eyes beside him looking at each other, Zhu An turned black and scolded: "Who wants to eat you and play with you! I will slut out your mouth again!"

Seeing that Huang Laoxian stopped talking nonsense, Zhu An's face cleared and said, "Your beard and tail hair are pretty good. I'm missing a few wolf-haired pens for drawing talismans..."

"I'll pull it out! If the great immortal wants it, I'll pull it out!" Huang Laoxian nodded in a panic.

"I heard from the land that you can tell fortunes?" Zhu An raised his eyebrows and continued, "My Mr. Shuzhishan Sutra Hall just happened to be missing an assistant teacher..."

"I'll do it, the old man will let the great immortal drive you!"

Huang Laoxian once again showed a strong desire to survive.

“…”

Zhu An frowned. The more he agreed, the more he felt like he was losing.

After thinking about it, Zhu An reached out to pinch the mark, made a mark on Huang Laoxian, and then floated back.

"Go and wash, shave your hair, and go to Shuzhi Mountain to report tomorrow."

After saying that, Zhu An said goodbye to the land, mountain, water god, and turned around and left here.
Chapter completed!