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The first seventy-eighth chapter

Tang Seng was stunned when he heard this, and his hands placed in front of his knees trembled.

This woman is a devil!

It's a devil!

Speaking of this, how could these disciples resist breaking the precepts?

In the guest seat, Zhu Hanxu, who had already planned, couldn't help but feel a fever in his forehead and almost wanted to respond.

Fortunately, he had already seen the clues, so he naturally would not believe the woman's nonsense at this time.

How could such a wealthy family fall in love with a non-human disciple other than Tang Seng?

Don’t say anything about the people who are interested in Yidong. With this family business, wouldn’t it be too difficult to want a Dongtu son-in-law?

After thinking about it, it was only a fairy family who was playing with them.

If it weren't for the second sister Mao and Cuilan waiting for him, just relying on their tricks today, Tianpeng would teach them a lesson and let them see what ordinary hearts mean!

On the side, Sun Wukong, who was standing next to Sha Seng, was also shocked and lost his mind for a short time.

Which immortal family is this? It’s so shocking and endless!

Tang Monk covered his heart and asked, "The little monk didn't know what the female donor meant, so don't say anything more. I will keep it in mind for most of the day's intake. After leaving, I will pray for blessings and recite the Peace Sutra to the female donor's family."

After saying that, Tang Monk stood up and said, "Bajie, lead the horse!"

At this time, Sun Wukong, who was standing beside him, suddenly stepped forward to block Tang Seng's way, and then gave Tang Seng a look of peace of mind.

Turning around, Sun Wukong, who was unwilling to suffer losses, smiled and flashed to the mother of Lishan.

"Why should the female donor worry about her children? My grandson has a clever plan that will allow your three daughters to add incense to your family. Even if the female donor's old tree sprouts..."

"Huh?" Li Shan's mother snorted warningly, interrupting Sun Wukong's next slut.

"Since you have a clever plan, let's talk about it."

Sun Wukong smiled, looked at the three beautiful figures crying behind the gauze tent, and said, "I, Lao Sun, have a good baby. You can leave the incense from the female donor's family to it to solve."

The old mother of Lishan narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "What good baby is it to you? It can continue my incense."

In the guest seat, Zhu Hanxu, who was drinking tea, squirted out, and then looked at Tang Seng and said, "Master, Senior Brother, I want to add a disciple to you!"

"Idiot! What are you talking nonsense!"

After Zhu Hanxu interrupted, Sun Wukong seemed to have noticed the potential misunderstanding in his words, so he quickly explained: "Don't think too much about female donor, the treasure I'm talking about is not that treasure."

Li Shan's mother was angry. If this monkey who was not stingy could not say a word, she would have to let him know the consequences of teasing her!

After the gauze tent, Guanyin suddenly regretted that this happened. Lishan's mother was extraordinary. He had to treat her with courtesy, but she never thought that this monkey was ignorant and fearless, and dared to be so slick in front of her mother.

"Then tell me what kind of treasure it is!"

Sun Wukong seemed to have not heard the woman's tone change, and smiled and took out his hand and said, "Baby is here!"

"This hand talisman is owned by my people in my practice. Not to mention that it can be connected to Jun'er's descendants in Dongtu, even the gods and strangers born in Dongtu can be connected to it."

"Don't worry, female donor. I have spread the word about your daughters and female donors. I've said that you can still be with Erlang Shen, find Li Nezha, or find a widowed King Li Tian as your wife!"

"Let me tell you, Li Tian Wang Li Jing is a native of Dongtu. His family also has three sons who have never been married. They are all very handsome. The eldest son, Jin Zha, is tall and handsome, and the second son, Mu Zha, sits down to practice in Guanyin, and the future is also unspeakable. San'er, Nezha and me..."

"stop!"

Li Shan’s mother glared at Sun Wukong fiercely, telling him not to be humble anymore.

After the gauze tent, Guanyin's face turned black as the bottom of the pot. The monkey actually made him and his apprentice Muzha...

Next to it, the laughter between Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva also came to an abrupt end. The monkey actually dared to put their appearance in the hand talisman to recruit his husband. Although their appearance has changed now, they always feel a little awkward.

Hearing the old mother of Lishan shouting to stop, Sun Wukong retreated repeatedly as if she was frightened, and then jumped up and hid behind Zhu Hanxu.

When the old mother of Lishan looked at her, she saw Sun Wukong showing her monkey head, her face full of joy and teasing.

"Okay! Very good! Elder Tang and his disciples are so kind, but the little woman's small temple cannot be received. Please rest for a night and leave tomorrow!"

After leaving, only Tang Seng and a few "behaved and sensible" disciples were left in the room.

Seeing the woman leading the three little girls out, Zhu Hanxu was the first to endure it and asked, "Senior brother, have you really sent these sisters to marry in the group?"

Sun Wukong turned over and landed on the guest seat and smiled, "If they wanted to keep a seed, my old man, naturally, would have to help them. If the old woman hadn't wanted to seed from Dongtu, I would also introduce my monkey who had never been planted in Huaguoshan to come and breed it!"

Tang Monk, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but say, "Wukong, don't say these filthy words anymore. Also, although this family does something special, it is also considered a good family. How can you say that the monkeys on your mountain come... Alas!"

Tang Monk was ashamed to speak, so he shook his sleeves heavily and stood up and went back to the inner room.

Behind him, Sun Wukong hurriedly caught up and explained: "Master said this. I, Lao Sun, don't look like a monkey? Did that woman ever dislike me? Not to mention Lao Sun, even Bajie's pig appearance has become a hot commodity in this family."

In the front room, Sha Seng frowned and looked at Zhu Hanxu who was looking at the hand talisman, and said suspiciously: "Second Brother, don't you think this family is a bit weird?"

Zhu Hanxu took a sip of tea and smacked his lips and said, "What's strange? As the saying goes, there are so many widows in front of the door. It's normal for so many years that they are itchy and unbearable to see their master. As for those little ladies... when they are old, who will not be in love with their youth?"

Sha Seng rubbed his chin without understanding, and his senior brother looked like an expert, and what he said seemed to make some sense.

At this time, the back garden.

The old mother of Lishan stood by the rockery without saying a word, and Guanyin and the other two Bodhisattvas also looked bad.

What the monkey said behind the back just now really annoyed them.

Let the monkeys on his mountain come over to breed them?

There is also Zhu Bajie who said they missed spring and said that my mother was itchy...

It's really outrageous!

"Mencius should not be rude to the public. The monkey is talking nonsense, which is already a violation of the precepts." Manjushri Bodhisattva said.

"There is also Zhu Bajie, who speaks with filthy words, and he doesn't look like a monk." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva echoed.

On the side, Guanyin nodded and made a summary: "Tang Seng and Sha Wujing are honest and steady, and have never done anything that would damage the majesty of my Buddha from beginning to end."

My mother in Lishan didn’t have that much thought, but just smiled and said, “The Zen mind of those who seek the scriptures has been tried, and my body is still worthy of being trusted. As for what to do next, I will leave it to you.”

Guanyin nodded and said, "Their intention to travel west is stable, but their words are really rash. As they go along, others say that they are Buddhists. In the end, they will not return to the West in all the stupid things they verbally make. Then how innocent is my Buddha?"

Samantabhadra and Manjushri felt it was reasonable and couldn't help but ask: "Can the Venerable have a way to deal with it?"

Guanyin smiled faintly, and a big net appeared as her palm flipped.
Chapter completed!
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