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The first, third and third times, the magical use of water from the mother and son(1/2)

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, with scissors and stone cloth, drinking wine orders, shaking dice to guess the size, etc., Zhu An and Sun Wukong and the Niu Demon King who were far away in Xiniu Hezhou kept drinking from morning to afternoon.

During this period, because Sun Wukong's voice was too loud, the Buddhist guardian heard the movement, so he came down to check it out.

When you arrived at the foot of the mountain, the Buddhist guardian saw an inhuman scene!

The angel official from the Heavenly Court took out a thick, large mace covered with spikes, and looked down at the suppressed demon monkey gloomyly.

Then, the angel official cursed and cursed:

"The monkey who is plagued by the plague, the wild monkey who is uneducated! I tell you to be disobedient!"

As he said that, the mace fell heavily on the monkey's head, making a loud and iron sound!

With sparks everywhere, the angel official cursed again:

"What's wrong with you calling me grandpa? You call me grandpa and I'll always praise you!"

"Look at what is in my hand? It's a good fairy wine in heaven. Do you want to drink it?"

The angel official took the wine pot and swung the monster's nose, laughing and said, "I won't give it to you, I will not give it to you when I fall to the ground. I dare to violate the majesty of my heavenly court and dare to go against my heavenly court. This is your end!"

As he said that, the angel official took the mace and took out a long whip with a faint black light...

It turns out that this is the true face of that angel official!

He was kind in front of others, claiming that he just looked at the monkey and advised him to do good, but he actually made such a violent act against the monkey.

Although this is a demon monkey, the Buddhist guardian still cannot hide his compassion at this time.

He shook his head, turned around and left, but he couldn't bear to see it anymore. Compared with the copper and iron balls of Buddhism, the priest in the heavenly court really killed the monkey and killed the heart!

How can you tell me about drinking and food but not giving me food? It's simply a devilish behavior!

On this side, the guard left, but Zhu An was still sarcastic and whipped hard.

Sensing that the Buddhist thief was leaving, Sun Wukong reached out to grab Zhu An's tickling whip, and said with a dark face: "Stop scolding! The thief was already leaving!"

When Zhu An heard this, he withdrew his whip and laughed: "I'm too deeply involved in the show, how about it? I can pass the performance?"

Sun Wukong laughed and scolded: "You guy, every word you scolded can touch people's pain, but it's a pity that you are acting. If it were someone else, just what he said just now, grandpa would be regarded as an enemy and never stop until death!"

Zhu An sat cross-legged in front of Sun Wukong, supported his hands on the ground behind him, and said lazyly: "If you don't scold me, how could those monks leave with confidence?"

"How can you not perform a few scenes in your life?"

Speaking of this, Zhu An stood up and looked straight at Sun Wukong and said, "You are very smart. Now that you have troubled the Heavenly Court, you should see more thoroughly than me."

Sun Wukong spat and said, "If you don't mention these unhappiness, let's continue playing dice!"

"Okay! Just play, I'm afraid you won't bet on you? Tell me, what are you going to bet on me this time?"

Seeing Sun Wukong's eyes rolling around, Zhu An said with a black face: "If you lie to me with monkey hair again, I will not play with you anymore!"

Sun Wukong quickly smiled and said, "How can you do it? You can't cheat gods and ghosts, right? But you also know that your brother is pressed down at the foot of the mountain and you don't have any treasures to take on. It's better to lend it to you when you win yours."

"But go to yours! You are very skilled in doing this business without foundation, and you have taken all the benefits. Huaguang Tianwang said you are very dishonest. I didn't believe it before, but now it seems that you have nothing to be honest in your body!"

Seeing Zhu An pointing at him and scolding, Sun Wukong was not angry, but said strangely: "Why did King Huaguang mention me to you?"

Zhu An smiled and said, "No, King Huaguang also said, he likes you very much. Without you, the air in Beitianmen will be much colder."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he felt inexplicably sad, and scenes of playing at Beitianmen came to his heart.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was indifferent, Zhu An felt aroused in his heart and said, "In addition to King Huaguang, King of Protective Kingdom also misses you very much, and he also wonders whether his sleepy insects have suffered from you."

When Sun Wukong heard the word "sleepy" immediately became interested and replied: "I have never suffered. Although I, Lao Sun, have been trapped here, I have never treated them harshly."

As he said that, Sun Wukong curled his arms and placed them on his shoulders. He was in his mouth, and dozens of small black worms crawled out of his hair.

“…”

Seeing this scene, Zhu An was numb. No wonder the king of the country would hand over the sleepy insect to Sun Wukong with confidence. The thick monkey hair on the monkey's body could be a natural breeding ground for insects.

Looking at these sleepy insects that can make the Golden Immortal sleep, Zhu An smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, let's continue playing dice. It doesn't matter if there is no bet. Just press a few sleepy insects."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong hurriedly took the sleepy insect in his palm and said vigilantly: "You kid want to hit me with a bug?"

Zhu An said with a funny look: "What is the idea of ​​hitting you? Didn't you cheat me of monkey hair?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he became anxious. How can some necessary means used by those who lost gambling to win the gambling bet be said to be a fraud?

Hearing Sun Wukong's powerless defense, Zhu An said helplessly: "Why not do this? I also have bugs given by the King of Protective Kingdoms, and good treasures that can make the insects reproduce in large quantities. How can I bet on you with these?"

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up and he asked, "What kind of bug is it? What kind of treasure is it?"

It’s not that Sun Wukong was surprised. You should know that this kind of alien insect is extremely difficult to reproduce. He raised it day and night under the Five Elements Mountain, and one male and one female, two sleepy insects worked day and night. But even so, in the past few hundred years, only dozens of sleepy insects have reproduced.

This is due to the emergence of two more female insects.

"The insect is the sun-eroding flaming moth, which is the same power as your sleepy bug, but you are sleeping, but I am burning with fire."

Calling out a fire moth and landed on the back of his fingers, Zhu An continued, "As for the treasure that can make the insects reproduce in large quantities... Have you heard of the innate water of the mother and child? "

Zhu An made up a big name and looked at Sun Wukong in an unfathomable way.

"The mother and son are born in the zodiac water?" Sun Wukong asked in surprise.

Nodded, Zhu An took out a small bottle containing the water of the mother and mother river and said, "This water is said to be nourished by the first wisp of essence in the newborn of Chaos. This essence and yin and yang coexist, which is different from the treasure qi produced by other single yin and single yang. Any living creature in the world, whether male or female, drink a sip of this holy water containing innate essence and qi can add to the body and conceive a child."

Speaking of this, Zhu An teased: "It's a pity that Brother Sun was crushed to the bottom of the mountain, blocking the child's way out, otherwise Brother Sun would have wanted to have a son and half of his daughter..."

In front of him, Sun Wukong tightened his butt when he heard this, and looked at Zhu An alertly and said, "There is no treasure in this world that can make a man give birth? Don't scare me."

Zhu An laughed and said, "If Brother Sun doesn't believe it, you can try it. But before that, this holy water is so precious that Brother Sun wants to buy it after drinking it."

Sun Wukong was silent for a moment and gritted his teeth and said, "I believe in you, but gambling is just a bet. My old Sun's mother insect cannot be taken out, I can only bet with you."

Zhu An smiled and said, "With this divine water here, what's the difference between male and female?"

After saying that, Zhu An ordered a male flaming moth to fly to Sun Wukong and said, "Brother Sun, you can check it out to see if this male moth has already become pregnant."

After a moment, Zhu An took back the moth, leaving only Sun Wukong with an incredible look in front of him.

After recovering, Sun Wukong took a breath and asked, "This divine water is so evil. If there is someone who is not dealing with it, take advantage of his unpreparedness to stay in his tea..."

“…”

Zhu An suddenly raised his head and looked straight at Sun Wukong.

Is this monkey so stolen?

"How do Brother Zhu want to bet? Is it a bottle of holy water or a bottle of holy water plus a flame moth?" Sun Wukong threw the dice and looked at Zhu An excitedly.

"You think it's beautiful, not to mention a bottle, it's impossible to have half a bottle!"

Taking out an empty jade bottle, Zhu An poured the water from the mother and mother river and said, "The little insect can conceive in half a mouthful. This holy water from the mother and mother is enough for you to use three or four sleepy insects. I will not take advantage of you. I bet on you two sleepy insects and flaming moths, and I will give you two when I leave."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he felt warm. He originally speculated that Zhu An was a sleepy bug who coveted him, but now seeing Zhu An's generous and unpretentious appearance, Sun Wukong's monkey face turned red, and he felt that he was too petty before...

"How do you want to bet with Brother Sun?"

"It's too boring to guess the size. What good gambling methods do you have?"

Looking at the thrown dice in Sun Wukong's hand, Zhu An thought for a moment, and then took out a map rendered with color ink from the storage bag.

"This thing is called the chessboard of the Tao. Just shake the dice and draw the card immediately. It is simple but fun. Let's use who will arrive at the end first to confirm the winning or losing..."

......

Cuiyun Mountain, Banana Cave.

At this time, a Taoist wearing a brocade Taoist robe, a colorful star crown, a delicate treasure belt, and a beautiful cloud shoes on his feet came to the door of the Banana Cave.

The Taoist is well-dressed, beautiful and magnificent.

But the man in this garment looked like a fierce evil person who was reincarnated.

A pair of slanted phoenixes with their eyes raised, their mouths turned outward and their teeth showed redness, and their only flowing beard dyed with a red red color like a fire.

As the Taoist bared his teeth, the fluffy red beard on his cheeks trembled up and down, so horrified that the maid who was guarding the door was waving like a small boat, for fear that this fierce Taoist would open his bloody mouth in the next moment and swallow her in one mouthful!

He entered the cave in panic. After reporting, the Bull Demon King walked out of the cave.

When he saw the figure standing in front of the cave door, the Bull Demon King showed joy and hurriedly went forward, saying happily: "Why are you here with your brother? Come into the cave quickly, you go prepare wine and lick tea!"

After giving instructions to the maid, the Bull Demon King pulled Ruyi Zhenxian's arm into the cave.

After staying in the cave, Ruyi Zhenxian smiled and said, "Brother, don't need to be in charge. I'm here to talk to my elder brother. After that, I'll have to stay with my elder brother for a year or two. I hope my elder brother won't get bored."

"Brother, what are you saying? You and I are brothers of a mother. What's wrong with living for a long time?"

The Bull Demon King had a few cordial conversations with Ruyi Zhenxian before asking: "Brother said he had told me about something good, but I don't know what good thing it was?"

Ruyi Zhenxian shook the whisk lightly, and a hint of mastery was squeezed out on her ugly face, "Is my nephew there? My good thing is related to my nephew."

"Red Boy went to play at his brother and his friend's house. He was not in the cave. Can you tell me about it? What's the good thing?"

I sat down at the stone table, and there was a maid next to me who added new tea.

"Do you brother remember asking me to find a way to practice your nephew many years ago?"

When the Bull Demon King heard this, his eyes lit up and said, "But there is a good way?"

Ruyi Zhenxian stroked her hand with red beard and laughed: "That's right, I visited many places and now I finally got a method that is most suitable for my nephew's practice. This method is called - Samadhi True Fire!"
To be continued...
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