Chapter 550: The Moon and the Eye(1/2)
The sudden change made the theater troupe very nervous, because it was the first time that this happened. If everyone who bought tickets yesterday was a scalper, then it is understandable that the guests who came today were all kinds of people. But yesterday, those who bought tickets were all scalpers.
The ordinary people watching the theater turned out to be a completely different group of people today.
There is only one possibility for this to happen, that is, someone collects the tickets at a high price and then sends them out to someone else...
The purpose of doing this should not be to cheer up. A large number of ticket exchanges can only show that someone is preparing to cause trouble, either against the troupe or a certain guest.
The troupe boy traveled all over the country and saw countless people. He saw that Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang had a temperament that caused trouble, so he came over to ask.
Zhan Zhao smiled awkwardly, feeling that it was not as simple as causing trouble. Besides, he couldn’t tell the theater troupe that the Emperor of the Song Dynasty had come to listen to the show. Wouldn’t that be more troublesome?
After sending the guy away, Zhao Pu asked Xiao Liangzi to ask the people in the Jiangnan League how they got the tickets.
Xiao Liangzi ran to ask, and soon came back, and brought back an astonishing answer - someone said that someone went to the place where they lived last night to issue theater tickets, and that Tianzun was treating guests to the theater.
Zhao Pu asked Bai Yutang, "The possibility of Tianzun inviting you to watch the show is..."
Fifth Master looked at him silently - what do you think?
Zhan Zhao and Lin Yehuo both shook their heads - so someone used Tianzun's name to invite those heroes from the world?
"These are such heartless people." Zhao Pu was speechless, "Have you forgotten the beating before? You just got beaten up, and you really dare to come to the show when you ask them to?"
Xiao Fang said later, "After Master beat the heroes on the court that day, there were a few people who didn't come in time and were not beaten. Those who stamped their feet and beat their chests said that they were not sure about the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be beaten by Tianzun.
Stay or something."
Everyone was speechless - these cheap people!
Helplessly looking at Tianzun in front, I feel that using Tianzun's name to command the heroes of the world is really a trial and error, and I don't know what kind of moth is going to happen this time.
Naturally, several old men were given theater tickets by the fourth son, and they sat in the same row as Zhao Zhen, waiting for the show to start.
Because it was a ghost show, and the fourth child was already familiar with the people in the troupe, after asking around, it was said that the lower part was much scarier than the upper part.
Fortunately, all the old men came, and the fourth son felt that he had a backer and became more courageous.
Because there was no seat, he had to sit on an adult's lap. Tuanzi crawled around and finally chose to sit on Tianzun's lap, with Yin Yin on the left and Demon King on the right, Lu Tianhan and White Ghost King in front, and Master Wu Sha and White Dragon King behind... This position
Very safe.
When Tianzun was sitting there, he saw that the fourth son had taken out a small blanket from his bag, wrapped it around himself, and poked the flesh on his belly, "Isn't it just a drama? There's nothing to be afraid of."
The little fourth son said to Tianzun seriously, "It's super scary!"
When the Silver Demon King saw that Tianzun was still pretending to be a ghost to scare the fourth son, he reached out and poked the fourth son, "Tuan Bao."
The little fourth son glanced at the Demon King - what is the name of Tuan Bao...
"Don't listen to Xiaoyou's nonsense. When he was a child, he was frightened by ghosts and screamed."
Everyone turned to look at the Demon King with a "swish", not caring about the theater tickets or the audience.
The little fourth son didn’t care about the title of “Tuan Bao” anymore. He crawled up to the Demon King’s lap, sat down and raised his head and asked, “Was Zunzun also afraid of ghosts when he was a child?”
"I'm not afraid of ghosts!" Tianzun argued, "It's just that a ghost suddenly appeared and scared me!"
Everyone looked at him - what's the difference?
"Oh..." Gongsun seemed to have remembered it, and asked the Demon King, "That time Xiao Yuan scared them?"
The Demon King smiled and nodded.
"So not only Zunzun, but Yin Yin was also scared?" The little fourth son felt that Granny Heishui was indeed the woman who stood at the top! Grannies are king-level existences.
Bai Yutang thought for a while and then asked his master, "What's the trick about the female ghost appearing under the bridge in the middle of the night?"
sky
Zun folded his arms and looked at the sky.
Yin Hou and the Demon King both looked at him sideways - Oh? So you have used the same trick to scare Xiao Baitang before?
Zhan Zhao asked Bai Yutang in a low voice, "Why would a female ghost appear under a bridge?"
Master Wu said with a speechless expression, "There are a lot of lichens and flowers under the bridge in Baihua Valley, and there are a lot of rotten wood covered with snow in the back mountain. If you pick up two of these wood and throw it under the bridge, it will be there."
Mushrooms that are as tall as half a man grow out of the wood. This kind of mushroom has a black canopy and white pillars. The canopy is still silk-like. When the wind blows at night, it looks like a girl standing by the bridge with her hair swaying.
It looks like a head, not to mention how scary it is. Moreover, when the wood melts into snow, it will expand and make a "clucking" sound... just like the sound when the little boy laughs and almost loses his breath. "
Everyone is watching the dumplings - just laugh and listen?
The fourth boy actually learned a lesson, and everyone frowned - Ouch...
After hearing this, Gongsun asked, "Is that the Ghost Smiling Mushroom?"
The Demon King and Gongsun both nodded.
"This mushroom is very rare. It can be used for cooking and is delicious in soups." Gongsun said, "But these mushrooms grow in extremely cold places. When the climate gets warmer, the ice and snow will melt and they will grow again."
They only grow at night and wither during the day, and they are not that big. They are about the length of a child's arm. The fact that they can grow to half a person's height is probably due to the special climate of Tianshan Baihua Valley and the rich underground.
Water vapor."
After Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang heard that there was abundant water vapor in the ground of Baihua Valley, they spontaneously thought of the problem of water in Baihua Valley... and the fact that water represents the destiny of the Silver Fox clan... the demon king continued his life for Yin Hou...
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"The three of us decided to scare the soy sauce team when Guzi Xiaoyuan discovered it." Gongsun said, "The night before, I told them a ghost story, saying that Baihua Valley had been haunted before, and nearby
There was a little girl who disappeared after going into the mountains. The next day, Xiaoyuan went to dig two large pieces of wood and hid them in the flowers beside the Baihua Valley Bridge. At night we pretended to go out to see friends and left the soy sauce behind.
They were assigned to look after the house and asked them to clean the warehouse next to Baihua Valley. As a result, the mushroom sprouted and giggled at night, and the two silly children were so frightened that they almost took off on the spot."
The Demon King covered his mouth in joy while a group of old men around him shook their heads - those two bullies deserved it.
Zhan Zhao asked Bai Yutang, "Were you also scared like this when you were a child?"
The Fifth Master nodded - the routines are similar, but at least he had a companion when the Soy Sauce Team was frightened. When he was frightened, he was the only one.
Zhan Zhao was curious - didn't you freeze Baihua Valley immediately?
Bai Yutang thought for a while - the area in the center of Baihua Valley is difficult to freeze. It seems that there is always hot water vapor in the ground, so there are so many flowers that can only grow in hot weather.
"That mushroom is really disgusting." Tianzun couldn't help complaining, "It will split after a while. After the black hair explodes, many white whiskers protrude from it. When the wind blows, it twists and turns with hundreds of insects.
Like..."
Fifth Master raised his forehead and said - Otherwise, let's talk about my master inviting all the heroes to watch the show? Let's not mention the shadow of childhood...
Everyone looked at Bai Yutang with sympathy - it's not easy for children to grow up. They experienced so many disasters when they were young.
The Demon King also glared at Tianzun - you said you did the same, did you scare Xiao Baitang when he was alone when he was a child? At least you had Jiangjiang as a companion at that time, and you didn't want to think about it if he was scared.
What should I do if it breaks?
Tianzun's opinion became even bigger when he thought about it - other people's children were frightened and cried and threw themselves into the arms of adults. But his Xiaobaitang was so frightened that he became stunned, and his soul temporarily ran away, motionless, not at all.
cute.
The fourth son then asked Yin Hou, "Yin Yin, do you also scare the cat when you were a child?"
Yin Hou glanced at Zhan Zhao.
Zhan Zhao touched his chin, as if he didn't seem to be scared in his memory...
The White Dragon King whispered to the fourth son, "The palace master often tries to scare the cats and kittens. The result is that as long as Zhao Zhao frowns, the palace master will be chased and beaten by more than three hundred people."
Master Wu listens
He was still a little envious, but this trick didn't seem to work on his master, because his master usually chased and beat the more than 300 people in the Demon Palace...
After chatting for a while about the soy sauce team and Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's childhood, everyone's extremely nervous mentality relaxed.
Nangong glanced at Zhao Zhen, who was sitting next to him eating snacks with Xiao Liangzi and the others, and found that he was quite well-behaved today.
Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang also observed the people around them who gathered to watch the show... and found that both of them were quite relaxed, chatting and laughing, eating snacks and waiting for the show to begin.
Gongsun took the snack bag and smelled it. The fourth son also told him about the dragon's neck grass when he went home that day.
There were still many children coming to watch the show today. After all, most of the people practicing in the stadium got tickets and came to watch... But these children are basically over ten years old, and most of them are practicing kung fu. I hope they will not be
Be scared.
There was also some Longjing Powder in the snacks distributed this time, but the amount was very small, and it probably only had some soothing effect.
Gongsun studied the formula of Longjing Powder and found that it also contained some other soothing and good-humoring herbs... The team leader seemed to have a lot of research on medicinal materials. Gongsun thought that after watching the show, he would have the opportunity to learn about these recipes.
Is it also passed down from ancestors?
At this time, the surrounding area became dark, and the curtain above the tent was covered again.
The crowd also became quiet, and everyone was looking at the stage intently.
The curtain covering the stage was slowly opened, and a blood moon appeared in the sky. There seemed to be a circular device installed on the stage, similar to a large turntable, which could be rotated at any time.
The fourth son whispered to Tianzun and the others, "This is called a turntable. Caifeng Class also bought a set a while ago. It is said to be very expensive. There is a handle in the backstage that can be turned, and three backgrounds can be placed on it. It is very convenient when changing scenes.
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"Oh..." Several old men had never seen this thing before, and they thought it was quite new. Especially the Demon King, who lamented that there were so many tricks in acting nowadays.
The background of the first act is still beside the bridge in the upper part, but it is smaller than the upper part and looks more desolate.
To be continued...