Chapter 179 Are you sure you have had a car accident before?(2/3)
Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling, who were sitting in the middle of the bus, naturally noticed it.
"Wow! I've seen people chase and fight fiercely, but I've never seen anyone chase and fight with such fierceness!
I said Xiaolu, are you sure you don’t remember him?
Could it be that your childhood sweetheart came over to fulfill some romantic agreement with you, such as "waiting until your hair grows to your waist"?
There is already a TV series playing in my mind!" Lin Xiaoling laughed.
"Don't talk nonsense." Ou Lu's face turned red, but his look at Meng Lang became even weirder.
"You can get in the car, why can't I?" Faced with the question, Meng Lang said calmly without blushing or breathing.
Doctor Fang was stunned by his confident tone, and then sneered.
"Do you think this is a bus? Look carefully at the sign on the front of the bus. This is a special bus for the First Affiliated Hospital!"
"I know, so why can't I sit?"
Doctor Fang almost laughed out of anger.
"What? You want to tell me that you are still a doctor in our hospital?"
"What? Do you know all the doctors in the hospital?" Meng Lang asked without answering.
Doctor Fang was speechless.
The First Affiliated Hospital of Suzhou University has a complete range of departments and is one of the largest in Suzhou City.
There are a total of 30 clinical departments, 7 medical technology departments, 19 clinical medical teaching and research rooms, and 15 research rooms for cranial nerves and cardiovascular diseases.
Not to mention the current employees, there are more than 1,400 registered doctors alone!
The temple is so big that the abbot dare not claim to know every monk, let alone a young doctor.
But seeing the goddess next to him looking at him, Dr. Fang naturally couldn't be questioned by this guy, as it would damage his image.
He rolled his eyes.
"Ha! Okay, you said you are a doctor, so you must know some common medical knowledge, right?"
"This... I know a thing or two."
"Okay, then let me ask you, if your kidneys are not good and you have a kidney transplant, how many kidneys do you have left?"
"Hahaha……"
There was a burst of laughter in the car.
For this question, a layman who has not undergone this kind of surgery or is unaware of it can easily use habitual thinking to add, subtract, multiply, and divide, and answer a wrong answer.
While this doctor was digging holes skillfully, he also did not forget to be sarcastic.
He looked at Meng Lang with a smile, preparing to see him make a fool of himself.
Maybe I have to thank him for this opportunity that came to me to perform in front of the goddess?
"There are three more."
"Well……"
Doctor Fang's smile froze on his face.
Meng Lang glanced at him with a smile.
"Removing the broken kidney is a more complicated operation, so in usual kidney transplant operations, doctors only insert the good kidney into the space above our hip bone.
To put it bluntly, we are just a container for placing kidneys.
So whether the kidneys are good or not depends solely on the person’s belly size.”
"Good!" Many people secretly praised.
This is not only an answer, but also an attack on the other party, mocking the other party for being too small-minded.
It wasn't a big deal at first. Even if he was just a taxi driver, there were still so many empty seats. Most doctors actually didn't mind. It was a bit petty to hold on to someone like this.
What's more, it's hard to tell whether this guy is just trying to get rid of the car.
After all, laymen would not know this kind of issue so clearly.
This time, Dr. Fang's face turned even darker.
"Who knows if you are a blind cat and a dead mouse?
Let me ask you again, if a prisoner has a bad brain, he needs a craniotomy.
But after the operation, the prisoner accused the surgeon because he condemned the prisoner's criminal behavior midway. Why is this?"
This is another insinuation question, and it is more professional and unpopular.
Meng Lang glanced at him and smiled faintly.
"Because during craniotomy, people are awake and will remember most of the information during the operation.
Your head will be bolted to the support to prevent it from moving.
The anesthetic is injected with the bolt, but not into your brain because there are no pain receptors in the brain.
So you won't feel like your head is being poked from beginning to end.
Finally, the reason why prisoners blame doctors is because in the eyes of doctors, there should be no 'ordinary people' and 'prisoners'.
There should be only one kind of person, and that is the ‘patient’.”
"well said!"
Everyone couldn't help but cheer again!
This answer was well-founded, polite, and even educated Dr. Fang, who was making insinuations.
Although many people knew Dr. Fang, they did not applaud him on the spot due to his kindness, but they all cast supportive glances.
Ou Lu and Lin Xiaoling also looked at Meng Lang in surprise.
"Isn't this guy really a doctor in the hospital? I've never seen him before?" Lin Xiaoling wondered.
Ou Lu shook his head, but his view of Meng Lang changed somewhat.
[In the eyes of doctors, there should be no ‘ordinary people’ and ‘criminals’.
There should be only one kind of person, and that is the ‘patient’.】
This sentence resonated with her.
"Impossible! You will definitely not be a doctor in our hospital!" Dr. Fang was frustrated one after another, and he was already a little angry.
"That's right! No matter how much you pretend, there is still a fatal flaw!
Haha! Do you know where this car is going?" Doctor Fang sneered.
"I know, Canglang Cup."
"Ha! It's all written on the sign, so you must know it, but there's one thing you definitely don't have!"
Doctor Fang took out a ticket from his pocket, with a proud expression on his face that he had already seen through you.
"You don't know...you need a ticket to go to a show, right?"
Show yourself! You fake!
"Tickets? I have them!"
What!
Doctor Fang watched with wide eyes as the other party took out an identical ticket and waved it in front of his eyes.
"this……"
Doctor Fang looked confused.
This is impossible!
How could he have a ticket!
Immediately, a look of embarrassment appeared on his face.
His face was red with shame.
He was completely deceived and lame at this moment.
When answering professional questions, it may be that the other person really knows a little bit about medical knowledge.
But everyone has tickets for the "Canglang Cup". How to explain this?
Science can't explain it at all!
This shows that... the other party is probably really a doctor in the hospital!
Then my behavior of driving people out of the car just now has completely lost the moral high ground.
So after a long time of fussing, the clown turned out to be me?
Is there anything more embarrassing than making such a big fool of yourself in front of a goddess?
To be continued...