After the training, Zhou Yi returned to the locker room and saw Barrios and rushed forward: "Lucas!"

He shouted in a bad tone.￥f,

"Ah? Why?" Barrios looked confused, not understanding why Zhou Yi was so angry.

"It's all your fault!" Zhou Yi shouted.

"What's wrong with me?"

Other teammates in the locker room were also attracted by Zhou Yi's actions. Isn't the relationship between these two people quite good? Why do they seem to be quarreling?

Captain Kyle was also planning to stop the conflict between the two people, but at this moment he heard Zhou Yi say angrily: "It's all your fault that you said on the TV show that I know Eastern witchcraft. The fans who come to me now don't want to sign, but want me to cast spells and pray for them!"

When Kyle heard this, his steps stopped, and the teammates watching around couldn't help but burst into laughter. The atmosphere that had been slightly nervous before suddenly became active.

"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Yi looked around and said sadly and angrily: "Just now, a fan came to me. I thought he wanted to sign, and I was planning to sign! But he lowered his head in front of me!"

Zhou Yi began to talk about his "experience" just now.

"I thought he wanted me to sign his head! As a result, what do you think he said? He asked me to touch his head! Touch his head! Do you think he is crazy? Is he crazy?! After I touched him, he actually left! He just left! He didn't ask me for an autograph! Then I realized that he was asking me to give him a 'initiation'! He was so yarn-like! The mysterious oriental witchcraft is the Tibetan Buddhism!"

Zhou Yi was so excited that he even sweared... Because he was so embarrassed just now that he held the pen in his hand, and he smiled and prepared to enjoy the treatment of a big star. As a result, he lowered his head and asked him to initiate! He was confused at that time, and had no idea how his hand was put...

But not only did the teammates around him not sympathize with the poor Zhou Yi, but instead smiled so hard that they were so happy that they were laughing.

Groschloitz lies on the ground with a smile, Weidenfeller laughs so hard that he wipes his tears, while the initiator Barrios covers his stomach with a smile...

Even the captain Kyle, who had come out to persuade him to make peace, laughed and lay on Dede's shoulder.

"Lucas. You are still laughing!" Facing the teammates who were laughing all over the room, Zhou Yi could only capture Barrios, the initiator.

Barrios laughed so hard that he said angrily: "You...you are not, have you passed, explained through the media, have you explained? Haha!"

"It's useless to explain it! I don't believe it!" Zhou Yi felt wronged, and the baby felt bitter. These days, boring truths are far less popular than exaggerated rumors...

"Hug, sorry. Zhou Yi. Ha!" Barrios had no choice but to apologize to Zhou Yi.

"Thank you for your apology, Lucas. But if you say sorry and don't smile later, I believe you are sincere." Zhou Yi said with a stern face.

"Okay, I'm just kidding..." Barrios said with a smile on his face, but his eyes still completed the crescent moon.

"Are you kidding?" Zhou Yi stared at him and asked.

"Uh... Actually, I really think you know oriental witchcraft... You know I haven't been to China..."

"We have high-rise buildings and airplanes and cars in China. It is a modern country like Germany. People there are not all that, with feathers on their heads and jumping with their upper body naked." Zhou Yi said.

Barrios was a little disappointed: "So you're so lucky?"

"Of course!" Zhou Yi was determined.

Groschloitz finally got up from the ground, and he patted Zhou Yi on the shoulder: "Actually, don't you think this setting is cool, Zhou Yi?"

"What's cool about this?" When Zhou Yi thought of the images of those great dance gods in his mind, he felt full of backwardness and ignorance.

"Of course it's cool!" Groschloitz said this, his eyes lit up: "Think about it, Zhou Yi. We all want signatures for fans. Once there are more people, the signatures will hurt your wrists. But you are simple. The fans hustle and hunchback you just need to raise your hands with a serious face and a solemn expression. Each of them will humbly lower their heads in front of you, letting you touch their heads... it's fine! Does it look like the Pope?"

While speaking, Groschloitz also imitated the appearance of the Pope, and raised his hand solemnly to touch Zhou Yi's head.

But Zhou Yi avoided his hand: "Thank you, Master 'Big'!"

He gritted his teeth and said.

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Later, Zhou Yi would still meet those Dortmund fans who came here with their names. They did not look for Zhou Yi to sign, or they were not interested in finding Zhou Yi's signature. They came to Zhou Yi to ask Zhou Yi for blessings from the Eastern Wizard...

Some people are in love because they are heartbroken, hoping that Zhou Yi can bless her to find a suitable man as soon as possible. Some people are worried that they will fail the exam, so they come to Zhou Yi for blessings. Some couples even come to him because they are unable to get pregnant!

At the beginning, Zhou Yi seriously explained to others that he knew how to do witchcraft and was not a wizard.

"You should go to a specialized hospital instead of coming to me! I'm not giving away my child Guanyin!"

But it's useless. Even after he refuses, there will still be people who keep asking for it.

Even when I get home, I have to face another devout believer, Hannah.

Hannah really thought Zhou Yi had mysterious witchcraft, so she widened her eyes and asked Zhou Yi very seriously if she could meet the prince charming she thought tonight.

Zhou Yi didn't expect that he would not be able to live at home, but he was tired of explaining it. So he nodded and said perfunctorily: "If you know, you will, you will definitely do it!"

Hanna cheered, came up and hugged Zhou Yi for a while, then ran back to her room to dress up.

As a result, that night, Hannah called back and told Cortana that she was not back and she didn't have to wait for her.

After hearing Cortana say that Hannah won't come back tonight, Zhou Yi was surprised: "No, right? I said it casually! Is this OK?"

He began to really doubt whether he was carrying a mysterious power that he didn't know...

Maybe my dad is not a second-generation red, but a superman from an alien planet? He is hidden among ordinary humans, secretly guarding the peace and tranquility of the earth? This setting is much cooler than what the big dancer!

Well...it seems to be necessary to call my dad and ask about this matter!

Just as Zhou Yi was dreaming and began to fantasize, Cortana chuckled from the side: "With Hannah's conditions, she took the initiative. What kind of man can't sleep with her? For her, the whole bar is full of her prince charming."

As a descendant of superhuman, Zhou Yi's beautiful dream of having superpowers was shattered...

He glanced at Cortana: "Why didn't you see you accompany Hannah to the bar?"

"I don't like to go to places like that. All men are sperm-like." Cortana snorted softly.

"But last Christmas..." Zhou Yi immediately exposed Cortana's "lie".

"I'm with Hannah. She just broke up before Christmas."

"Ah, that's really pitiful..."

"What's the pity? The so-called love-breaking thing she called was that the man stopped answering her phone after he had been in bed with her twice. What's the pity for a relationship that lasted only two nights?" Cortana shrugged. "She wanted to go to the bar at that time and just caught another one."

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded. Although he knew that foreign women were very open, Hannah's openness still had a great impact on him from China. In daily contact, he always felt that Hannah was just like the sister next door, friendly and lively. It was really hard to imagine what she looked like in bed...

Zhou Yi shook his head, it would be better not to think about the kind of picture.

"What are you doing? Are you interested in Hannah?" Cortana teased her as she saw Zhou Yi being stunned.

"What a joke!" Zhou Yi quickly raised his face. "I don't know..."

"Do you look down on Hannah? I think she's too open?" Cortana blinked, "I know Chinese people are very conservative..."

"No." Zhou Yi shook his head and said seriously, "It is very serious to like and love things like this."

Seeing Zhou Yi say such words seriously, Cortana was stunned at first, and then smiled: "It is really inconsistent for a boy who has not even grown hair to say 'love'."

"Hey! I'm eighteen years old!" Zhou Yi protested.

"Ah, sorry. You Chinese are all young." Cortana said that she apologized, but her attitude was not meaningful at all. She was still teasing Zhou Yi. "But a boy who can't even walk with a woman's waist can't walk. It's still very inconsistent to say such words."

She was mocking Zhou Yi for pretending to be a couple with her.

"What's wrong with zero experience? It's not embarrassing to have no experience!" Zhou Yi was always ridiculed by a woman, and as a man, he couldn't stand it and refuted. "If you see a beautiful and sexy woman, you have to go to bed. What's the difference between it and a stallion? If it's just to satisfy your sexual desire, I can masturbate! There are all kinds of flavors in Japan, Europe and the United States! Why do I waste my feelings just to sleep with others?"

Zhou Yi said directly "massing the plane" in front of Cortana, and he was also trying hard. Cortana was also stunned.

"There is still a difference between sexual impulse and love? If I don't really like her, but just obsessed with her body, why do I deceive her with lies? But loving someone is different. I think there are always other things besides physical relationships, right? For example, stinky smells and spiritual support. I feel comfortable doing nothing together! I won't feel uncomfortable, disgusting, or irritable! If I'm unhappy with each other, what else can I do?"

Cortana stared blankly at Zhou Yi's long speech in front of her excitedly, and she didn't come back to her senses until Zhou Yi finished speaking.

Zhou Yi saw Cortana's distracted look and said proudly: "You understand now, do you understand? Although I have no experience, I have rich theoretical knowledge!"

Cortana nodded: "I understand. The first time I saw someone who could say 'no one wants' so high-sounding and passionate."

"Hey!" Zhou Yi was dissatisfied.

"Ah, sorry. This is the first time I have seen someone say "virginity" so well-sounding and passionate." Cortana corrected her statement.

"I can't understand you!" Zhou Yi snorted and returned to his room.

But Cortana rarely did not pursue him, but stared at his back, thinking.

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Chapter completed!