Relationship between men and women has always been a sensitive topic and a hot topic. People often talk about this topic intentionally or unintentionally.

In the old days, there was no cultural and entertainment life in the countryside. During the busy farming season, everyone often concentrated on working in the fields. The farm work in the fields was often simple and repetitive and quite tired. At this time, people often made some jokes about meat and vegetables to relieve fatigue. Some of these jokes were vulgar and some were quite humorous. These slightly obscene pure folk oral literature can indeed help people who work hard to relieve boredom.

Meat jokes often start with some more active adult men. Women on the side often blushed, but generally have a knowing smile on their faces. These jokes are often done in the way of teasing other women. Because this is common, even the husband who is teased by the woman is not concerned about it, because next time her husband will find an opportunity to make up for it by making up for it.

Men often run trains, and they often can't control their jokes when they are joking, and often they just go over the jokes. If they go over the jokes, those women who feel they have suffered a loss will also resist.

The most direct and simple way for women to resist is to "exhale" the man. "exhale" means that the woman working in the ground suddenly shouted, taking advantage of the proud man not paying attention, a few better women pressed him down, took off his pants and put them on his head, letting his lower body be exposed in the air, and then several women laughed and said shame to his guy.

This kind of joking is usually men, and very few young women like Jiang Xiuzhi speak on their own initiative. Especially Jiang Xiuzhi's slanting glances and charming smile make Li Qinglin feel that she is deliberately teasing her.

This is called Li Qinglin, a flower-club in his previous life. How can the hungry ghosts in this life not be moved? Such jokes are pediatrics for Li Qinglin, so he decided to fight back against Jiang Xiuzhi.

Li Qinglin stood at the door, scratching his hair with his hands, pretending to be serious, and then said with a puzzled look on his face: "Well, Xiuzhi asked well. Yes, what should I do to marry a wife? What should I do?"

Suddenly he seemed a little awakened and continued, "Sister-in-law Xiuzhi, you have been married and have more experience than me. Or you can take some time to teach me tonight so that I can know what to do if you marry me at night."

Jiang Xiuzhi asked playfully, Li Qinglin returned wonderfully, and the other women in the room were bent over with laughter.

"Yes, Xiuzhi, you are a master. I will teach Qinglin tonight so that he won't even know what it means to marry a wife." Zhou Dezhong's mother smiled.

Zhou Dezhong's wife immediately continued the conversation and said, "Xiuzhi, the old saying goes, if you want to learn, just sleep with your master. Why not take Qinglin tonight to sleep, then he will know everything!"

"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed.

Jiang Xiuzhi bullied Li Qinglin as young as she was. She wanted to tease him, but she didn't expect to put herself in in the end. She looked at Li Qinglin who was standing at the door pretending to be serious, and stood up and said, "Okay, Li Qinglin! I thought you were a little rooster who didn't say anything, but I didn't expect you were a little pervert. Everyone came to take his crotch and see if his hair was growing!" After that, she rushed towards Li Qinglin.

Li Qinglin has been working and practicing martial arts during this period, and his living conditions have improved, so his body has developed very quickly. Of course, the hair has grown in one go, but even if the hair is grown in one go, it cannot be exhibited in public.

Li Qinglin once saw Qian Lihua joke once annoyed Liu Erhua. Liu Erhua, Liu Xiuzhen and others pressed Qian Lihua down, took off all his pants and put them on his head. In the end, Liu Erhua grabbed a handful of mud from the ditch and suddenly pasted it on the object between Qian Lihua's legs.

Jiang Xiuzhi was almost there, and the remaining women also got up. Li Qinglin was so scared that he threw away the broom in his hand, turned around and ran to the distance.

Li Qinglin ran quite fast. He dared to look back when he felt that Jiang Xiuzhi could not catch up. He saw Jiang Xiuzhi and the others standing at the door and pointing at him, laughing and saying these things.

Li Qinglin is still a little virgin in this life. If his guy is exhibited and these women are allowed to visit for free, how can he feel? "This married woman cannot be messed with!" Li Qinglin subconsciously covered her crotch.

At this moment, a thin middle-aged man with a bag came on the road. He walked directly to Li Qinglin and asked him: "May I ask, where is Li Wanxiang's home?"

Li Qinglin pointed his hand at the yard of Li Wanxiang's house and said, "That's his house."

Li Zhuang is very young. During the Chinese New Year, most of the adult male relatives of Li Wanxiang's family came to pay New Year's greetings. Li Qinglin basically knew him, but Li Qinglin didn't know this man. Li Qinglin then asked him: "Is there anything you have to do with my uncle?"

The thin man replied, "I am a tailor, my surname is Ye. Today, his family bought cloth at Jinda cloth store to make clothes. The Jinda cloth store asked me to come to his house to make clothes."

It turned out to be a tailor, and a male tailor!

Seeing that he was carrying a bag with his hands empty and did not bring any other tools, Li Qinglin immediately became interested in this person and said to himself: "What kind of tools does he use to cut and make clothes?"

Li Qinglin personally took Tailor Ye to Li Wanxiang's house, thinking that no wonder he didn't see Liu Erhua and Liu Xiuzhen just now, and it turned out that they were waiting for the tailor at home.

At this time, there was a tailor in Changsheng Town but no sewing shop. If someone needed to make clothes, he had to ask a tailor to come to make clothes. The owner asked a tailor to make clothes. He had to provide three meals a day and his salary was paid on a daily basis.

Tailors and chefs are both ancient professions. In theory, women do the most common job in the family. Professions such as tailors and chefs should be women. But in fact, famous tailors and chefs are often men. This is because men's three-dimensionality, creativity and imagination are naturally stronger than women.

Tailor Ye arrived at Li Wanxiang's house, sat for a while before starting work. He got off a door panel and put it on two stools, untied the bag, and used the bag skin as the case cloth, so that a work case was built.

Inside the bag was a small wooden box, which was filled with needles of various types and threads of various colors, thimbles of large and small pieces and scratched powder, as well as other useful gadgets. Of course, a few pairs of scissors of different sizes, a wooden ruler and an iron iron are indispensable.

Li Qinglin was very curious about this black iron iron. There was no electricity at this time, so what was it used to heat it?

When he picked up the iron and looked carefully, there was a hole in the iron, and there was still charcoal that had not been burned inside - it turned out that burned charcoal was used as a heat source.

After the preparations were done, we started to measure the body and then cut it. Li Qinglin didn't want to waste too much time here, so he asked Tailor Ye to measure it first.

Tailor Ye’s skills are really not something that he can do. While talking, he held a wooden ruler in his hand to measure Li Qinglin’s size. In less than a while, he measured Li Qinglin’s size in a few seconds and wrote it on the black cloth brought by the Li family with powder.

After Li Qinglin finished measuring and was about to leave, Li Qingqi ran in panting. He grabbed Li Qinglin and said, "Brother Qinglin, I have something to ask you, you must think of a solution for me."
Chapter completed!