Chapter 202 Dog
Gouzi followed Haha and saw Yan Liang, and said directly: "I have a good idea!"
When Yan Liang saw the dog's appearance, he knew that this guy had any idea, but he really couldn't think of what he could do, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Let's listen."
The dog stretched out his legs and kicked Haha on the forehead, then opened his mouth. It was so big that it could put the dog in.
Yan Liang stretched his head and glanced at it, and let out a whisper.
I have never seen what the mouth looks like before, so Yan Liang realized today that his mouth was completely different from what he thought. Originally, Yan Liang thought that Haha's mouth was similar to that of a human, but now the facts proved that he was wrong, and it was quite outrageous.
Haha, the mouth looks like a meat bag, and there is a diaphragm at the throat, unlike a human voice that passes through. The front half of the crocodile's mouth is like a meat basket.
When the dog saw Haha, he opened his mouth and said, "Look, how about putting the child here?"
As he said that, the dog stretched out his legs and kicked him again. Haha subconsciously twisted the flesh on his mouth.
"Can you do it?" Yan Liang was a little suspicious.
The dog said, "You'll know if it's OK?"
When Yan Liang heard this, he thought it was the same. If he could do it, he would just try it with confidence, so he put his son in his arms into his big mouth.
Thu!
As soon as the little thing was put in, the annoying mode was immediately turned on.
Yan Liang was about to say no, but the dog raised his foot and kicked him haha: "Move it!"
Haha immediately raised his head, lifted the child in his mouth, and then walked forward with a step. Haha, Yan Liang's baby son stopped crying immediately.
Seeing this working, Yan Liang was overjoyed and reached out to pat the dog on the head: "You have many ideas!"
"No, no, I'm just a little smarter than you." Dogzi was also very happy, because if haha doesn't work, he would have to make another day of trouble tonight.
Yan Liang was satisfied, yes, at this time he was completely in a state of mind about who was smart.
Seeing that his method worked, the dog opened his mouth and said, "I have a way to do it when it comes to breastfeeding at night."
"Oh, let's hear it."
Looking at the child in Haha, the mouth was no longer arousing, Yan Liang turned his ears to hear what tricks the dog had.
Dogzi said: "What can monkeys do to make milk powder? Anyway, it doesn't have much trouble all day..."
"Monkey is good at doing it?" Yan Liang asked.
The dog said, "Isn't there me?"
Yan Liang thought it was right, and there was something else he was worried about with the dog to take care of him, so he nodded.
Everything was arranged. Yan Liang sat on the sofa and started to brush his cell phone. As he brushed his head tilted, he fell asleep. When he was waiting to open his eyes, he found that it was already four o'clock.
After getting up for a while, he sent Guan Yu to the pier at the entrance of the village. Yan Liang was so energetic that he worked until dawn, which made his uncles very surprised. Why is this kid so energetic today?
After finishing the work on the dock, I got home and met Ni Xi who was about to go out to teach the child.
"I didn't seem to have breastfeeded last night?" Ni Xi asked Yan Liang.
Yan Liang said: "In order to give you a little longer, I feed the milk."
At this time, Ni Xi wanted to say that milk powder was not as nutritious as breast milk, but then she swallowed it back and couldn't stand it anymore, so she nodded.
However, when boarding the boat, Ni Xi asked again: "Is milk powder safe?"
Yan Liang said: "It must be safe, so you can rest assured."
The milk powder that Yan Liang chose was naturally safe. At the beginning, Yan Liang chose domestic milk powder, but everyone was not happy. They were scared by the three or three milk powder. The so-called one who was bitten by a snake once, he was afraid of the rope for ten years.
These unscrupulous things will be sentenced to a few years. If your child is ruined, it will be a lifelong thing. Compared with the two, the common people will definitely buy foreign milk powder if they have the conditions. Although there are many problems with foreign milk powder now, it will not take a year or two to win back domestic milk powder.
Yan Liang chose a small brand, the quality is really good, and it meets the national requirements. Moreover, the milk powder has been tested by dogs, and unnecessary things have been eliminated and a little nutrient is added, which is better than all the milk powders on the market.
The couple was busy with their own work, Ni Xi went to work, and Yan Liang was dealing with the knife fish fry today. The new batch of knife fish fry should be divided into ponds.
Being ready to launch another batch of swordfish in the autumn, Yan Liang can no longer be like before. Now all the ponds at home are used, and each pond is stocked with swordfish fry, and a pond of about the size of fish fry is one.
While working hard, Yan Liang saw grandma coming to his side and reached out to help, and immediately said, "Grandma, no need, I'll finish my work here soon. You'd better go and help see the child?"
"Xiao Zhi is so obedient, how can I use it? I'm sleeping soundly now. Why don't you do this? I'll call you to help you," Qian Yuzhen said.
Yan Liang immediately waved his hand and said, "It's really not necessary. There are only two baskets left. If you call me, he will have to go back."
"Okay!" Qian Yuzhen stopped persevering when she heard this.
After finishing her work, Yan Liang got off the greenhouse and started to catch snails, preparing to count the plate at noon. After fishing for a while, he heard someone talking in the yard, so he curiously put down the net bag in his hand and walked out.
As soon as I arrived in the yard, I found that it was the fifth uncle from Dongtou who had come here.
"Fifth Uncle" Yan Liang greeted Uncle Wu.
"Xiaoliang, I have something to tell you. Our dog is going to match with a dog. I want to match with your big dog. What do you think?" Uncle Wu said.
After hearing Uncle Wu said this, Yan Liang was stunned for a moment. He also understood that Uncle Wu meant to ask a dog to make a nest for his bitch. This was something Yan Liang had never thought about, because dogs were not considered a dog in his mind.
Uncle Wu was stunned when he saw Yan Liang being stunned, so he asked, "What's the problem?"
"No problem!" Yan Liang waved his hand immediately.
After hearing this, Uncle Wu laughed and said, "Then I will lead the dog over later."
In rural areas, dogs are usually disorderly, and no one cares about this matter. But now people like Uncle Wu have set their sights on Yan Liang's big dog because this big dog is so good, especially when it comes to finding people, so everyone wants to send their dogs to a nest.
What Yan Liang can say, you can't say that his dog is not worthy of it. That's not to let others gossip behind their backs. As for whether the dog is happy or not, it's not his business.
Seeing that Yan Liang agreed, the fifth uncle talked for a few more words and went home happily to lead the dog.
Qian Yuzhen didn't take it seriously, because she didn't know that her dog's IQ was better than that of humans. In her eyes, the dog was just an ordinary dog.
Yan Liang was so happy that he pretended to be fine that he returned to the house and found the dog.
The dog didn't sleep all night. Although it didn't have to run away with the child on its back, it was responsible for watching. Haha. Every time it was time to remind the monkey to make milk powder, so even if it was sleeping at night, it wouldn't be at ease, so it naturally had to make up for a nap during the day.
"Dog, your love luck is here!"
When he came to the dog's side, Yan Liang squatted down, reached out to pick up the dog's ears, and said to the dog.
There was a gloating tone in these words.
Gouzi turned over. He didn't believe that any good things could fall on his head. He followed Yan Liang, the owner. Gouzi felt that life was dull and boring.
Seeing that the dog ignored him, Yan Liang continued, "When a dog girl comes, your responsibility is to make the dog girl pregnant with a puppy."
Originally, Yan Liang thought that the dog would be furious, but unexpectedly, after opening his eyes and looking at Yan Liang, he paused for about ten seconds and said no more than a second.
This made Yan Liang feel bored.
"Hey, I said a dog girl will come here later. You want it to give birth to a puppy." Yan Liang repeated.
The dog replied, "I understand. I will go and work hard later. Make sure it gives birth to a puppy."
"Do you really think you are a dog? Besides, do you have this function?" Yan Liang felt that his brain was a little too short. According to what he thought, the dog must jump three feet high, crying and saying that he is not a dog, why are you going to do something all of a sudden?
"It's not that you were bored and decided to vent your anger across species, right? This is a bit unauthentic," Yan Liang asked.
The dog replied, "They want a puppy, isn't it good for me to give it to him? By the way, do you agree to do this?"
Originally, the dog was angry, but he refused to admit that he was a dog. He almost couldn't help it when he heard Yan Liang's words, but then he thought, it was easy to deal with.
It’s really not a pervert, there are no these two words in his program.
Dogzi just thought the village was too boring, so he might as well do something. In the storage room, there were some dog genes that he didn't think of, but now after Yan Liang mentioned it, he remembered it and decided to release these genes.
Yan Liang didn't know that Gouzi had such an idea, and he was still immersed in the helplessness of not making fun of Gouzi.
"I said dog, are you really good?" Yan Liang asked.
The dog looked up at Yan Liang: "You can do it, why can't I?"
"Grandma, can this be the same?" Yan Liang was almost angry to death by the dog.
The dog said, "What's the difference? I haven't seen the way of reproduction of generations of human beings on this earth? Don't worry, I'll make your fifth uncle happy and satisfied. Do you think a nest of thirteen is enough? If not enough, I'll do more?"
Yan Liang felt it was too boring and made fun of others but didn’t make fun of him, so he said, “Just be happy! Just do whatever you want to do.”
After saying that, he turned around and went back to continue catching his snail.
The dog started to work happily. He designed his dog, which was strictly speaking not his dog, but his dog troops.
Chapter completed!