Chapter 2434 bickering(1/2)
The voice of a woman from the hall made Xiao Tiaozi frightened.
Anyone in the world dares to talk to His Majesty like this?
However, when Xiao Taozi thought that the other party was the queen and the sister of the famous Duke Chen in the court, he felt that Chen Yier really had such qualifications.
After all, it is a matter between a husband and wife. The emperor himself does not blame him. What does it have to do with him?
And it was obvious that the queen was talking to him and helping him to save the situation.
When Zhu Houzhao heard Chen Yi'er's words, she felt a little embarrassed and immediately raised her face. However, in order to prevent more people from knowing about his embarrassing things, Zhu Houzhao hurriedly closed the window and said casually: "Go as far as you want, don't let me see you again tonight!"
"Yes, your Majesty."
Xiao Guozi stood up quickly and trotted all the way out of the Jiaotai Hall area. It seemed that everything happened here really had nothing to do with him.
Zhu Houzhao closed the window, turned around and looked towards the bed, and said angrily: "In front of those servants, you should still keep some majesty for me... You are my wife, I am the emperor, and you are the queen. You can't always run to me and act wildly!"
Chen Yi'er said disdainfully: "Which rule says that the queen should listen to the emperor? You are not as old as my elder brother, why should you point fingers at me?"
Faced with such a arrogant and domineering wife, Zhu Houzhao suddenly found herself speechless and thought to herself: "I am not old, but the emperor, others have to listen to me... But the problem is that except for my emperor's identity, it seems that others have no reason to listen to me anymore. In addition, if I think she is tricky and willful, I might as well not marry her into the palace. In this way, I will make trouble myself!"
Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao lay back on the chair in dismay.
Zhu Houzhao was very depressed, but now he was also thinking about it and couldn't be angry about Chen Yi'er's affairs. He simply lay there to adapt to the new lifestyle, which is for women to sleep on the bed and on the chair by themselves.
For those emperors who were spoiled and did not recognize the sufferings of the people, this may be a great pain, but Zhu Houzhao didn't feel anything. He even compared some of his previous experiences and thought to himself: "This is much better than when I was the prince and I went to Jiangnan to play in the wilderness... It is even better than sleeping in the broken house during rain and snow last year when I took Jiang Bin to travel."
Feeling a different life, Zhu Houzhao actually slept peacefully as she thought about her thoughts. It seemed that the dream was much more fragrant than before, and she didn't feel much distressed. It seemed that the chair was more comfortable to sleep than the soft pillow of the high bed.
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Zhu Houzhao was woken up by the sound of the door opening in the middle of the night and almost rolled off the chair.
When he was sleeping, he knew where he was sleeping and was prepared for it, but when he woke up in the middle of the night, he forgot that he was not on the dragon couch at all. Even the Jiaotai Hall was very unfamiliar to him. Zhu Houzhao also looked around and felt a little calmer.
"What are you doing?"
Zhu Hou took care of Chen Yier who was about to go out.
Chen Yi'er had taken off the phoenix crown on her head and dressed her clothes neatly. She was obviously afraid that Zhu Houzhao would attack her at night, so she didn't have enough clothes to go to bed.
Chen Yier turned her head and looked over. Under the hazy night, her face looked very delicate and charming, at least in Zhu Houzhao's opinion.
"Where is the toilet? I want to give up my respect!" Chen Yier asked with a pout.
When she arrived at a strange place, going to the toilet was a big problem. She had no idea about the surrounding situation at all, so she could only ask the person who made her feel annoying but could give her the identity of a queen.
After hearing this, Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but smile proudly: "What, aren't you very capable? Why do you still need to go to the toilet for a capable person? I'll suffocate you to death!"
"asshole!"
Chen Yi'er scolded, "What's the big deal? I'll go out and find it myself!"
As he said that, Chen Yier wanted to open the door. Zhu Houzhao immediately realized that if Chen Yier walked out in such neat clothes, he would be seen by the eunuchs and palace maids outside. He would be very embarrassed and quickly dissuaded: "Stop! You can't leave this door."
"Hmph, I don't believe it anymore, I insist on going out to show you."
Chen Yi'er is the kind of person who is holding her back and forth without leaving. The more Zhu Houzhao doesn't let her do anything, the more she wants to do it.
But when she opened the door and saw the situation outside, she regretted it.
Originally, she thought that the outside was as empty as the home, and there was no one, and she just needed to find a toilet around the house. But after she opened the door, she found a group of palace maids standing outside, and eunuchs were waiting by the corridor carrying lanterns. She didn't know that these were all people, and she thought she had hit a ghost in the middle of the night, and her little face turned green.
"Bang!"
The door quickly closed, and after closing it, she was still nervous.
Zhu Houzhao didn't know why Chen Yi'er was nervous, and said, "I told you not to go out casually. There are many people watching the night outside. Do you think that only those who listen to the corner of the wall? Today is my wedding day. If it were normal, these servants would wait in the outer room or even by the dragon couch."
Chen Yi'er then realized that there was a human or a ghost outside, and frowned and said, "Even if there are people, can they still affect me from going to the toilet?"
As she said that, she was going to open the door and go out again.
Zhu Houzhao came over at this time and said, "Don't worry about going out. You can't leave this door according to the etiquette today. You can wait first. I'll send someone something to the toilet... Are you... big or small?"
"What big and small?"
Chen Yi'er looked at Zhu Houzhao in confusion.
Zhu Houzhao said angrily: "Are you shit or pee?"
Chen Yier frowned and said, "Why are you so disgusting? I... I'm young."
Zhu Houzhao's face was full of pride. She walked to the door, pulled open the door, and shouted at the top of her throat: "Send the chamber pot in!"
When he finished speaking, he turned around and found that Chen Yier had already run inside, as if he knew that someone would come in soon... In Shen Yier's eyes, he didn't know exactly what the eunuch was. He thought that a man would be called a eunuch when he arrived in the palace, and after all, it was a man and a woman who would not be close to him.
However, the person who brought the chamber pot in was a female official.
Originally, the chamber pot would be delivered directly to the place, but Zhu Houzhao stretched out his hand and said loudly: "Just hand the chamber pot to me."
The female official was stunned for a moment.
Not to mention that the emperor took the chamber pot himself, even if the emperor really wanted to go to the toilet, he would not pick up the chamber pot himself, and he needed a servant to serve him. Now Zhu Houzhao seemed to be afraid of something, and she didn't even open the door, but just reached out to ask her for the chamber pot, which made the female officials outside feel very difficult to understand.
However, this was the emperor's order, and the female official could only do it. After the chamber pot was handed in, Zhu Houzhao held the chamber pot with one hand and closed the door with the other.
"Okay, no one comes in... You can solve it yourself!" Zhu Houzhao said to Chen Yier in the inner room.
Chen Yi'er slightly lifted the curtain tent and looked out. After confirming that no one came in, she walked out. Zhu Houzhao then realized that Chen Yi'er didn't even take off her shoes.
"How to solve this?"
Chen Yier seemed very embarrassed.
Although Jiaotai Hall is divided into two rooms inside and outside, it is just a gauze tent. A daughter's house is going to use the toilet and there is a man next to her, so she can't completely avoid it.
Zhu Houzhao smiled and said, "There is a screen over there. If you go inside, I can just look at it if I don't go over and see it."
Chen Yi'er said with a bitter face: "How can I believe you won't go there?"
"I am the Lord of the Nine Five, and I speak for one word." Zhu Houzhao said, "And I have sworn to you!"
Chen Yi'er thought about it and seemed to make some sense. She took the chamber pot and was about to walk inside, but suddenly she remembered something wrong and said quickly: "Even if you don't go in, just... standing outside can't do it."
Zhu Houzhao frowned and said, "Are you too unreasonable? Wouldn't you let me go outside the house?"
Chen Yi'er said, "Then you cover your ears! You can't hear the sound!"
Hearing this, Zhu Houzhao finally knew what Chen Yier was worried about. She had a vulgar smile on her face, covered her ears, and then looked at Chen Yier with a smile.
Chen Yi'er couldn't hold it in her face, her face turned red, she glared at Zhu Houzhao fiercely, and shouted: "Turn around, cover her ears tightly. If you hear the sound, you are not a man!"
"Why?"
Zhu Houzhao seemed very unfair, which was simply slandering his personality.
Chen Yi'er was about to walk to the screen, but when he heard this, he turned around and looked at Zhu Houzhao. Zhu Houzhao was cowardly, turned around honestly, walked to the corner of the wall, and said, "It should be okay if this is the case?"
Only then did Chen Yi'er come into the screen to solve the problem.
Half a day later, Chen Yier finally completed the major events in her life and walked out with a chamber pot. However, for Chen Yier, this thing was too dirty and asked, "Where can I wash my hands?"
Zhu Houzhao looked at her and said, "I said aunt, do you still have to wash your hands? Do you need to be so particular?"
Chen Yier said: "The rules of our Shen family are that you must wash your hands before and after meals. Why don't you pay attention to the minimum hygiene in the palace? What should I do if I get sick?"
Zhu Houzhao murmured, "The rules of the Shen family are so weird. Why did you bring this thing up? You didn't want to smell it for me, right?"
Chen Yier frowned: "Do you still have to send it out in person? For you!"
Originally, Chen Yi'er wanted to hand over the chamber pot to Zhu Houzhao, but Zhu Houzhao didn't reach out to pick it up. Chen Yi'er could only put it on the ground, and turned around and walked in without asking. For her, she was finally light and could finally have a good sleep, but for Zhu Houzhao it was a little embarrassed.
"Come here!" Zhu Houzhao certainly wouldn't make trouble himself. She walked to the door, opened a crack, and shouted loudly, "Come in and take away the chamber pot!" After that, he was afraid that others would know that he was still wearing clothes, so he quickly walked towards the inner room.
When I got inside, I heard the door outside open. The female official came in with a lantern and took the chamber pot away.
After the door was closed again, Zhu Houzhao muttered: "If I had known it, I should have asked them to send an extra chamber pot in..."
"Hahaha……"
Chen Yier's laughter came from behind the dragon couch curtain. Chen Yier seemed to find it very interesting, "Are you so tired of being so suffocated? Just ask for another one in the past!"
Zhu Houzhao said angrily: "If you don't know, you think I'm urinating frequently and urgently! I won't do this!"
"Then you keep holding it in, no one can help you. Hahaha..." Chen Yi'er still laughed, and what he said made Zhu Houzhao feel even more unhappy when he heard it.
However, after Zhu Houzhao lay down, she was not so angry. Instead, she felt that what she had experienced before was very interesting, which he could not have experienced before.
Chen Yier's voice came from behind the curtain tent: "Who, there is a white cloth here, I don't know what to use. If you feel cold, you can come and get it."
Zhu Houzhao seemed very disdainful: "I have a strong body and am not afraid of the cold. That's something for you. Don't ask what it is for, you can use it sooner or later!"
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Chen Yier entered the palace with great expectations. She wanted to be the queen, satisfy her vanity and gain power. Since a woman cannot take the top scorer, the queen is the highest peak that a woman can reach, at least she thinks so.
However, on the first day of entering the palace, Chen Yier found that life in the palace was not as comfortable as expected. Not only were there many rules, but the palaces were also one after another. It was terrible just to look at it, and it was difficult to adapt to it for a while.
Because of fear of unfamiliar environments, Chen Yi'er did not sleep well that night and had to change into Empress Zhai Yi to pay tribute to Empress Zhang early in the morning. She began to regret entering the palace.
To be continued...