According to archaeology, the legend is like this.

There is an inscription that records it like this:

I was born in an ordinary family, with healthy parents, grandparents, and several aunts and uncles.

It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, gradually drifting from far to near, and after floating to the roof of my house, it turned into a word: handsome.

After seeing me, my father cried for a month and a half. He didn't believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosome. He rushed to my mother's bed with a kitchen knife several times, waved and said that he would cut me into meat paste. My mother protected each other with death, so that I could survive.

Later, in order to prove his innocence, the mother pulled her father to go to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor took the quilt and cried after just a look. She wiped her nose and said, "Go back, this is not your son, no one's. Humans can't give birth to such a handsome child...

A young nurse who was intern walked by and saw me in the cradle. She immediately found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and spread her hair in a row, murmured to me: I will leave my long hair for you. If I don’t marry you in this life, my long hair will not diminish. The ancient Buddha of the clear lamp will comb my own boudoir...

The mother hurried out and ran all the way. She accidentally met an old lady waiting to have a child in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her and said kindly: Child, why are you anxious? What can you think of it? Don’t push the child... Mother was so upset that she was pestered by her and pulled the quilt away. When the old lady saw me, she immediately followed the crazy thing, tears streaming down, and squatted to the ground, shaking her head and screaming: I’ve been born for 50 years! Mother flashed...

When I was fifteen years old, I didn’t dare to go to school. It’s because I haven’t been to kindergarten. After a long time in kindergarten, I didn’t dare to go there. The teachers and deans in the kindergarten were crazy. My face was swollen like watermelons by the little girl kissed me. The aunts beat the children wildly, for nothing else, just because they were born in the same age as me, the military and police were dispatched to calm the chaos.

There are people fishing at my doorstep all year round, and they never return empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our house is still a hundred kilometers away from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small stinky ditch in front of the door, and find turtle eggs behind the haystack.

Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried at my doorstep all year round, and the tears were rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and sea turtles laying eggs. Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach.

By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous; by the time I was eighteen, the beach was developing very rapidly, so it was called Hawaii.

Once I was so bored that I ran out of the house secretly at night. I was going to be ready to run wild if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, I didn’t chase after me except for a scream. I looked back carefully and found that they all fainted on the beach...

Another court sued me, saying that I had destroyed the happiness of a family. It turned out that the wife of that family had divorced her husband after seeing the photos I was taken secretly when she was six years old. After the court accepted the case, she issued a summons to me.

After receiving the subpoena, I expressed my willingness to appear in court because this kind of life was really unbearable. However, the subpoena did not return to the court. Because I had the signature on it, I was sentenced to 360 years in prison on the way... Later, the postman was sentenced to 360 years in prison.

The TV station came to interview me, and the anti-camera fainted three times, and the girl in charge of the transcription wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish.

When it was broadcast, I was smashed the next day because the TV station mosaiced my face...

The United Nations allocated a special fund to build a hiding place for me, located at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed the tranquility, the true tranquility, the blue sky is extremely close to me, and God is simply within reach.

I was quiet, but I was also extremely bored. I stood at the top and shouted loudly: I am not handsome!

Suddenly, a voice from Reunion Youmi came from the sky: No, you are lying...

God, you can't deceive me...I'm angry, extremely angry! Ask God: Why do you make me so handsome!

The voice of God's requiem came again: What did you say?

My whole body was limp and I said sobbing: Why am I so handsome...

God was silent... After a while, God spoke: You are humble...

At that moment, I wanted to jump from the top... Suddenly, a team of people rushed up the mountain at the foot of the mountain, and I went crazy!

I stood on a stone, facing a cliff, hysterically: You dare to come up! I will jump down!

The crowd stopped moving, and there was amazing silence... The crowd began to stir up, and many people jumped down from the edge of the cliff like being possessed, more and more! In the end, only a few fainted remained on the mountain, and the rest jumped off the cliff.

I looked down and they used their bodies to lay a cushion on me, afraid that I would fall down...I was isolated and helpless...I was protected by the female sect, and women were proud of seeing me. Since the last Mount Everest incident, scientists have discovered that human potential is so powerful, because in that Mount Everest incident, ten percent of people were terminally ill, ten percent of people were disabled, and ten percent weak...

Many cancer patients (female) have been struggling for more than ten years to meet me and have become anti-cancer stars. Some disabled people (female) have been throwing away crutches and wheelchairs that they have been with me for decades, and several have broken the world 100-meter record several times.

In desperation, World War III broke out. In order to maintain their dignity, men used an atomic bomb... After the explosion, I was the only one in the world who survived because I was protected in the nuclear-defense area.

When I walked out, the earth was deserted, with desolation and ruins after the war... Suddenly, I found that there were creatures on the ground! It was a cockroach! The vitality of the cockroach was beyond everyone's expectations.

I picked up the cockroach and burst into tears. The cockroach was shaking all over. I looked around and found that there was a piece of cockroach under my feet! It was all female! And on the other coastline, all male cockroaches were eyeing each other!

No one would have expected that the Fourth World War on Earth would happen among cockroaches...

postscript:

After my death, I was born in later generations. They found my bones to restore my appearance and buried it in the North Pole.

Above my tombstone, a cloud floats all year round, changing with only one word: handsome...
Chapter completed!