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Chapter 051 Choice(1/2)

On the evening of September 3, in an ancient-style empty room in Gyeongbokgung Palace in Seoul, pd, writer, vj lined up against a wall, all kinds of equipment were available, and there were more than a dozen artists talking about something opposite. There were a lot of people, the hot summer was like a sauna, but only the oldest Lu Shiyan was placing a bucket of ice in front of him... There was no need to think too much about this scene. You could tell at a glance that the TV station was doing variety shows.

Well, the two mcs who were talking seemed to be Kim Jong-ming's acquaintances, Lu Hong-chul and Lee Hui-chul. In fact, if Kim Jong-ming pushed open the door and came in, he would find that 70% of them were acquaintances, and the remaining 30% were also known, because this is the special collection of good wives in SBS's "Heroes".

"GD chose Liu Renna!" Lu Hongzhe announced with a smile. "Then gd, if you were asked to choose someone who would be the least willing to be a wife in your next life, who would you choose?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a wail in the room that was hot as a sauna. More than a dozen female artists from "Heroes" were dissatisfied.

"What's the problem?" Shen Fengshan asked while patting the floor.

"It's too much!" The little dinosaur also pouted.

"How can there be such a host?!" Narsha had already covered her face. "A madman and a soft cock, these two mcs will ruin our show!"

“…”

“…”

"Quiet, quiet!" Lu Hongzhe stopped and then reiterated to the phone. "GD, don't have any burden. Just call out your name and you can hang up the phone directly after answering..."

gd waited awkwardly for three seconds, but it was obvious that Lu Hongzhe did not mean to let him go. He had no choice but to grit his teeth and shouted a name according to the other party's instructions: "Then I choose... Zheng Jiaen!"

After shouting, he died, leaving only Zheng Jiaen sitting in the corner and sulking. This is "Heroes". Each episode has a similar cruel popularity ranking, and there are often more than a dozen female artists from the first row to the last...

"Whose phone number next?" Li Hui clapped his hands with satisfaction, and signaled to pd to draw another phone.

"It's Sister Shiyan!" Someone recognized him as soon as he took out the phone. Lu Shiyan was the real big sister on the show, the one who took care of the younger artists outside the camera, and the one who was really maintaining order.

"Whose number has Sister Shiyan pre-said?" Li Huicai walked over to pick up his phone and asked curiously. Everyone here knew the popularity ranking method today. They had pre-said numbers long ago, and Li Zhen even specially asked Li Ruizhen's number to save in...

"Honey!" Lu Shiyan explained calmly, and she let out a sweat. It was really hard to suffer so much at night when she was old. Even if she put the ice in front of her, it would be enough for her to bear it.

"What a safe choice." Li Huicai complained powerlessly. "If you dare to say that it is not you, will you be kicked out of the room and kneel down in the garden tomorrow night... Youbotiyou, I am me, Huicai! Alas, my sister has a great time here... but she is really concerned about the show."

"Of course!" Lu Shiyan's husband Li Wusong replied briskly. "It's all my credit. Every time she goes back, she is so tired that she can't stand up. Then I will give her a massage, and it takes several hours to press..."

"Oh..." A group of female artists began to cheer.

Lu Shiyan was naturally a little proud.

"Then the answer is almost yes." Li Huicai nodded seriously. "Brother Wu Song, that's right, we need to ask you a question."

"You talk..."

"If there is a next life, if the female artists in "Heroes" are the same age, then who will you choose to be your wife? To be honest, should you remove Sister Shi Yan?"

"No need." Li Wusong answered without any pressure. "The answer is the same whether to remove it or not."

"Why does this sound so strange?" iu asked at the little dinosaur secretly.

"I think it's quite weird, too." Ji Yeon nodded repeatedly. "But I can't tell you what's so strange."

"Then hurry up, one, two, three!" Li Hui urged.

"That's right. Since you have collapsed in this life, I hope to be happier in the next life, Miss Park Jiahee!" Li Wusong still had a tone that was naturally relaxed.

"Oh..." Li Huicai responded perfunctorily, but his eyes quickly looked at Lu Shiyan.

Lu Shiyan simply got up and wanted to find something, but it was obvious that there was nothing decent in the house, and the bucket of ice was really scary. In the end, she had to pick up a frozen spring water bottle, and the target was Park Jiahee, who was already rolling and crawling out... Narsha and Lu Hongzhe quickly held Lu Shiyan half-true, and the chaos was finally terminated.

"There is something wrong here... It's okay, brother, please hang up quickly. Just be careful tomorrow night... Ah, it's already hang up." Li Hui smiled and handed over his phone. "It's just a little housework. You can pinch it off when editing later... the next one!"

The next one is Li Zhen’s mobile phone. The number she had saved hard by Li Ruizhen did indeed win the camera for her, but unfortunately, Li Ruizhen, like GD, chose Liu Renna as the person who suited her wife the most. In fact, this show is also very interesting. It is Lu Hongzhe and Li Hui who are doing mcs, but just like Narsha commented, a lunatic and a soft cock, so it is Lu Shiyan who really holds the rhythm at a critical moment. And the popularity is also very interesting. It is obviously IU and Park Ji-yeon, but in the end, the person who gained the most popularity and popularity through the show is Liu Renna who rarely talks...

Finally, under Lu Hongzhe's forced, Li Ruizhen called out that Seo In-young was the person who least wanted to get married and quickly hung up the phone... This was really a bit uncomfortable for Seo In-young on her birthday today...

"The last one." After two more calls, it finally came to the end time. Lu Hongzhe signaled to pd to draw the last phone. "The mobile phone case of the grasshopper set... Who is the admirer of Brother Shi like me?"

"That's the grasshopper..." the little dinosaur raised his hand awkwardly and replied.

"Ji Yeon recently raised a squeaker who can't scream as a pet." Iu next to her added.

"What a pity." Lu Hongzhe replied with a deep pain. "I thought someone joined the Jaeshi Sect like me! But if Zhiyan can raise grasshoppers, I can raise grasshoppers..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Li Hui snatched the phone. "Is this Jiyeon's phone? Whose number did you save?"

At the same time, Kim Jong-ming was chasing a cat named coal at home! The cat rushed from the living room to the sun kitchen, from the entrance to the bedroom, and finally was chased to the balcony by the breathless Kim Jong-ming...

Well, this is a mess caused by Krystal... She really made up her mind the day before school started, then arrested the coal and secretly sent it to the pet hospital for re-casting. According to her description, the doctor had no objection to the reason she was not clean about the castration. She was anesthetized, her hands were raised and her hands fell. As a fan of Girls' Generation, the other party even gave her a 20% discount for the sake of Xika's face...

After returning to the dormitory, Endi was not angry when she saw the sluggish little white cat, especially after Krystal showed her a complete pet hospital treatment card... However, Endi also suggested that the courses she practiced recently were very tight, she was very tired, Chu Long was very tired, and Kung Fu Panda was also very tired. Anyway, they really didn’t have time to take care of this little white cat during the day... So, Krystal asked her to carry the cat home to take care of it, and was talking about how she was hurt.

Otherwise? Otherwise, there would be a fight at that time! So krystal came to his home honestly with coal.

The next facts proved that cats were very smart animals. After coming to Kim Jong-ming's house, the guy seemed to recognize Kim Jong-ming as the person who had a huge connection with the first time he was castrated. Krystal, haha... So this cat has always been very unfriendly to the brother and sister... This kind of unfriendliness is still not visible due to the wound problem in the first two days, but now, it is the little white cat that has not been caught in the room for three days.

"Wood, phone." Looking at Kim Jong-ming who had already pushed the cat into the corner of the balcony, Krystal waved helplessly. "I'll deal with that dead cat!"

"Yubo-Tai-Yu." After squeezed out from the crack of the sliding door of the narrow balcony, Kim Jong-ming felt very strange at the time because the phone was called by Park Ji-yeon. "Is Ji-yeon? What's wrong? The grasshopper is dead?"

"Why do we have to discuss life and death issues at the beginning?" A familiar male voice on the other end of the phone laughed like this. "Zhong Ming... I am your Brother Huicai..."

"Which Brother Huicai?" Jin Zhongming reacted suddenly. He watched Ermao play hide-and-seek with coal on the balcony glass door while entering the variety show. "I don't know Brother Huicai? Is it Ji Yan's new agent?"

A cheer immediately came from the opposite side, and soon another familiar male voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Zhong Ming, I am Lu Hongzhe, the one who hosted the show with you a few years ago on the TV station that started m..."

"Of course I know you are Lu Hongzhe, and I can't recognize your voice?" Kim Jong-ming's tone seemed impatient. "What should I do so seriously?"

"Well, we are "Heroes" here!"

"Ah~~!" Jin Zhongming sighed as if he suddenly realized his mind. "It's that very cruel and indecent, and there are two worst MC programs in history! I should have thought of it long ago. What, say hello to Sister Lu Shiyan for me, it's been a long time since I saw you."

"Yes, Zhong Ming, it's been a long time since we met." Lu Shiyan's voice vaguely sounded.

Lu Hongzhe: "...You have only opened your mouth for so many years and have not degenerated."

"Thank you for the praise," Jin Zhongming replied to the phone. "But I still want to reiterate... Your MC pair is really the worst I have ever seen... If it were my partner Shi and I would double the ratings... Ermao, be careful..."

"Is krystal here too? I heard you tell her to be careful."

"There was a little accident at home." Kim Jong-ming looked nervously as Krystal chased the cat and rushed into his bedroom. "It's nothing big, is there any problem with you calling? Or use Ji Yeon's cell phone."

"I really need to ask you a question..." Lu Hongzhe cleared his throat. "Do you usually watch our "Heroes"?"

"Hey, what do you think?" Kim Jong-ming sneered. "I will definitely pay attention to the show with Ji Yeon."

"It's a surprise!" Lu Hongzhe replied strangely. "I thought you would watch it because of Nicole or Narsha... Do you have a good relationship with Ji Yeon?"

"Nicole meets you at the company every week, so tired of it! Narsha's elder sister... I feel quite annoying recently. As for Ji Yeon, I'm the one who went downstairs to catch cucumbers for her!"

"The answer seems to have come out, but I still want to ask our 'uncle', that's it. If you need to choose someone who will be your wife in "Heroes"..."

"No!" Kim Jong-ming's answer was merciless.

"Don't be so fast!" Lu Hongzhe came with a roar. "But why?"

"I don't have the right age, I don't have the right age... I value age very much!"

Many people immediately breathed a sigh of relief on the other end of the phone.

"That's right. If you say that the ages are the same and all are suitable, choose one!"

"Be a wife?" Jin Zhongming asked.

"That's right."

"Next life?"

"That's right!"

“Narsha!”

"Why?!"

"I feel that my elder sister looks very sexy. If I were younger, why couldn't I choose her?" Kim Jong-ming's tone seemed completely confident. "You can't say it to your conscience, isn't that sister's figure very good? If she was ten years younger, why couldn't I choose her?"

Narsha no longer knows what to say, should I be happy or angry... ten years younger... haha!

"Zhong Ming, this kind of answer has a little impact on your 'uncle'' image." Li Hui finally interrupted again.

"It doesn't matter, the movie has been painted." Kim Jong-ming replied frankly. "I'm not afraid of affecting my image."

Li Huicai: "..."

"The last question." Lu Hongzhe continued toughly despite the wailing of the people around him. "If someone here is chosen and she must not be his wife, who would you choose?"

"According to his logic, won't you choose Zhiyan?" Li Hui interrupted again.

"Oh, I'll choose Ji Yeon." Kim Jong-ming replied without hesitation.

Li Huicai was speechless, and the room was filled with laughter, while the little dinosaur pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Why?" Li Huicai asked stutter.

"Actually, Zhong Ming, you can just die without explanation." Lu Hongzhe reminded with a smile.

"The reason is actually very simple." Kim Jong-ming explained calmly. "Ji Yeon is only suitable to be a sister. If you have the chance in your next life, you will definitely have one such sister, so anyone can do it, but no matter what, Ji Yeon will not be your wife."

Jiyeon immediately turned anger into joy.

"You are extremely sister-controlled!" Li Huicai said sarcastically.

"Thank you for your praise... I won't say it anymore. There is a cat at home that is making a fuss. Krystal is almost exhausted. I wish you a great show. I will watch you if you have the chance. Then I will do a show together..."

"A word is determined!" Li Hui nodded with satisfaction. "Then... I'll hang up, I'll hang up!"
To be continued...
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