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Chapter 9 Dig the fucking world upside down (1)

That night, Midye and Xiu'er came together and had a meal of wild vegetable bibimbap for the rest of their lives.

There is not even oil at home, just put the fresh wild vegetables in the pot, add a or two spoonful of bran crusts, stirring constantly until the wild vegetables and bran are completely mixed together.

There is not even oil at home, but there is finally a can of pickles. One person has a finger-sized pickles in the bowl and pour some pickles soup. It is said that this will not only make you easy to eat, but also make you feel full of your stomach.

This is not something that people eat. I am afraid that in the 21st century, pigs' food will be better than this?

Mid-ye took a handful of wild vegetable rice and slapped it into his mouth in front of Xiu'er.

It's really bad!

The boy who picked wild vegetables was a good guy. He jumped more than he and Xiu'er. The reason was that this guy stuffed them into the basket no matter what it was. The end result was that some unknown wild vegetables were stuffed into the basket. He sucked them into his mouth and found that they were even more bitter than Huanglian!

And those brans and damn things are just the slags left by the wheat ground into white flour. When eaten in the mouth, they are astringent and hard. They swallow them hard. The esophagus is like a grinding stone knife is stuffed into the esophagus. The stimulation of that moment made Miye dance together with 3,650 sweat hairs on his body. Secretly wipe off the sweat from his forehead. Miye dares to bet with anyone that even the tofu dregs are a hundred times better than this wild vegetable bibimbap!

The worst thing was that Xiu'er's big eyes were staring at him, looking at her pitiful and cautious, Miya could only eat without changing her face, and peeked at Ei Lai with a squint eyes, and Miya's chin suddenly fell to the dining table.

He finally understood why Xiu'er's family was so poor!

Eating wild vegetables and bran can also be eaten so delicious, so dedicated, and like a wolf or a tiger. Throughout the ages and the present, it is definitely the first person to be evil!

In a blink of an eye, evil came to eliminate eighteen bowls of wild vegetable bibimbap!

Seeing the evil spirit still staring at the last wild vegetable bibimbap in the pot, but never reached out to serve it again. Midye felt his nose sore.

"It's evil," Michelle Qiang squeezed out a smile and said softly: "A bowl of rice is enough. You should eat the rest, don't waste it!"

Ei Lai nodded happily, flew to the stove, picked up the whole pot, and poured the remaining wild vegetables into his bowl. He reached out and grabbed a handful of tripping rice and put it in his mouth. He probably bit a bitter wild vegetable. Although it was so bitter that tears oozed out of the corners of his eyes, Ei Lai still showed a satisfied smile.

"Haha..." Elai smiled and shouted, "It's delicious!"

At night, Midnight and Xiu'er slept in the thatched hut. He happily moved into the room without leaving the room, and could also see the beautiful moonlight and the starry wood-room.

Midye hugged Xiu'er tightly. This was the first time he hugged a young, healthy and beautiful girl at night, without having sex.

Xiu'er didn't say anything. Her hands and legs were wrapped tightly around Mitsuye. She was so scared that if she closed her eyes, Mitsuye would completely disappear.

In the middle of the night, Ei Lai, who was sleeping in the woodshed, suddenly moaned like a beast, mixed with the sound of him constantly retching. Midye wanted to get up, but Xiu'er reached out to grab him.

"Don't go out, this is an old habit of Evil. Evil moves out so proactively, he just doesn't want you, the elder brother, to see his uncomfortable look!" Xiu'er whispered: "Of course he can't stand it when eating so many wild vegetables every day. He gets up and vomits sour water every night, but... besides wild vegetables, I really don't know what food I can find for Evil to fill his stomach."

Midye caressed Xiu'er's smooth skin in her clothes with mercy, and asked in a low voice: "What should you do if you don't have wild vegetables in winter?"

"I usually plant some crops. Although Evil is very strong, he is used to being thick-handed and can't help much. If the harvest is done, I will carefully arrange the grain needed for every meal every day. The siblings and sisters are nervous and half-fed and half-hungry, and can make do with winter. If it really doesn't work, I will let Evil go to the woods to peel some bark, grind it into the grain. If it really doesn't work, it's a good choice to dig some grass roots. It's because Evil comes every time Evil goes hungry with my useless sister, so he is particularly afraid of winter. When he sees the leaves on the trees falling, he will be frightened and can't sleep all night."

When you see the leaves falling on the tree, you will be frightened and can't sleep all night. Is this the most brave and warlike tiger general in the legend?!

He lived a full twenty-five years old at midnight. Although he did not pursue any gorgeous clothes and delicious food, he had always lived a life of complete clothes. Until today, he finally understood what it means to be a poor couple and a humble couple!

Mid-ye and Xiu'er looked at each other, and the moonlight shone through the window without gauze. They saw the unbearableness in each other's eyes at the same time. The two turned their heads at the same time, not wanting that the other party to see the sorrow in their eyes.

Midye only felt that a certain heartstring was stirred up. Xiu'er was really a cute and beautiful girl. Her pitiful temperament, simplicity and tenderness from the heart made her look like a hundred flowers in bud. Although she did not have a particularly gorgeous style, she naturally exuded her own charm. If she was put into the 21st century, she would not be furnished with a natural atmosphere, she would definitely be held high like a princess by the man using the method of star urging the moon.

Midye stretched out his big hand and hugged Xiu'er into his arms. He whispered: "Xu'er, do you believe in your own man?"

Xiu'er lay in Midye's arms and nodded desperately.

"Then I promise you here that I will never let you live this hungry life again!" Midnight's eyes flashed in the darkness, and he said in a deep voice: "Although I don't have much power to change the entire era, at least, I can lead evil to change the status quo of this family!"

There are still some words in Midye's mind that have not been said. In human history, any alternation of power will be accompanied by a lot of blood and war. Although Luofeng Village is far away from Chaoge and Xiqi, it is facing changes in a great era. I believe that no place can escape the impact of the war. He doesn't know when this war will begin and when it will end. As the pillar of this family, he must be prepared for the future!

Mid-ye suddenly let out a chuckle, and let non-humans, who are several times more powerful than ordinary people, go farming and digging wild vegetables. What is the difference between forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? Keeping a treasure and not using it is the biggest failure of Xiu'er, the housekeeper. You must know that although saving money is important, how can you gain more immediate results?!

Early the next morning, Midye stumped a large bowl of wild vegetables into his stomach and tripped the rice. He called out the virginity of being ready to play Feitiantang with Dashitou. He picked up the shovel and machete that Xiu'er had borrowed in the village and ran to the mountains behind the village.

"Do you want to eat meat?"

When he said these words, Midye felt like a perverted uncle who was abducting a little girl with a lollipop.

A green light suddenly shot out from Eilai's eyes. He bit his finger and nodded desperately. He probably remembered the chicken bone he gnawed at noon yesterday?

"Okay, just dig a hole at the location I designated. I promise that you can eat delicious barbecue within three days!" Michelle pointed in the mountains and forests and said, "Try to dig the pit as wide as possible. Well, about five feet is enough, and the depth is seven feet. You will dig twenty such big holes on the mountain today!"

Mid-ye smiled and said, "This kind of pit digging game is better than the evil ones, you can hold a big stone every day, let alone playing this game, and your brother-in-law will accompany you. If you dig a big hole, your brother-in-law will lay a layer of branches and leaves on the pit, so that others can't see that there is a big hole here. Whether it is a beast or a person coming over, they will fall down with a loud bang. As long as the pit is dug big and deep enough, they can't climb out. They can only shout that Ei, come and help your life. Are you talking about it?!"

"Hehe...fun!"

Ei Lai's eyes lit up. He ran to the position where Mitsuye reached out, swung his arms and began to dig the soil desperately at the speed of a digger. While using a machete to chop the branches used to create traps, Mitsuye looked at the endless mountain and sneered: "The hares, goats, red-haired foxes, purple-haired marten, wild boars, wild dogs, tiger kings, and monkeys, your unrestrained good days are about to end!"

On the first day, when Evil came, he dug out twenty-five huge earth pits five feet wide and seven feet deep on the mountain. After careful decoration by Midnight, the criminal police captain who was best at catching people and designing traps, all of these earth pits were transferred to traps that rely on the heavens to make a living.

Yes, that's right!

Midye admitted that digging a trap to catch wild animals is equivalent to a copy of waiting for the rabbit. Whether there can be prey depends entirely on God's face, plus the probability of hitting up and down in the misty world, which is impossible to calculate.

So Midnight’s strategy is to... the world’s martial arts!

No, I said it wrong, it was the whole mountain digging a trap!

To put it in a more vulgar way, he was digging one of his mothers, one of them had torn apart, and one of them had to endure the rocks, and one of them had to trap the whole mountain. He didn't believe that all the beasts could become spirits, all of them could become saints, and they could even play Pegasus in the trap group and cross the river!

The next day, Eilai dug twenty-six more traps!
Chapter completed!
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