Chapter 311 Piercing through Cao Amo's asshole(1/2)
Chapter 311: Punching through Cao Aman's asshole
Hebei Daying, Yuan Shao’s central army tent.
"Father!" With the rapid footsteps, the second son Yuan Xi quickly walked into the tent and shouted: "No, Cao's army is here!"
"Cao Aman!" Yuan Shao's eyes were red and he gritted his teeth, "I vowed not to be with you! Today, either you are, or I am dead. Come and gather a large army and prepare for the battle..."
"Lord, no!" Feng Ji, a strategist, rushed up and hugged Yuan Shao and said, "At this time, the Cao army was in full swing, and our army was depressed, and we should not fight hard. What's more, the food and grass in Wuchao have been burned out by Cao's army, and our army cannot last long. It's better to withdraw the troops and return to Yecheng with Xu Tu's plan."
Shen Pei also advised: "Lord, go!"
General Tian Yu and Zhang Yan said, "Please leave quickly, and I will stay and cut off the rear."
"Hey." Yuan Shao stomped his feet hatefully and said sadly, "Send the order to return to Yecheng."
In the tenth year of Jian'an of Emperor Xian of Han, the battle of Guandu between Yuan Shao and Cao Cao eventually ended with Cao Cao's victory. Yuan Shao's 300,000 army disappeared and the military advisor Tian Feng was beheaded in prison. General Zhang He, Jiang Qi, Han Meng and counselor Xun Chen (the fourth brother of Xun Yu) rebelled against Cao Cao. In the end, Yuan Shao only led hundreds of light cavalry to escape back to Yecheng.
Yuan Shao was worried and angry and couldn't afford to suffer such a crushing defeat.
Although Cao Cao won the Battle of Guandu, he faced a greater crisis.
Guandu.
Cao Cao ordered people to summon Xun You, Cheng Yu, Liu Ye, Jia Kui and other confidant advisers to gather their central army tent. Jia Kui seemed extremely excited. Before the people arrived, he came first: "Lord, Yuan Shao's 300,000 army was destroyed, and our army won a great victory. Now is a great time to take advantage of the victory to pursue and take the army straight to Hebei!"
A trace of haze flashed through Cao Cao's eyes, and he remained silent.
Xun You and Cheng Yu were obviously much more rational than Jia Kui. Xun You said: "The mood of Liang Dao (Jia Kui's name is understandable, but it is not the time to attack Hebei. Although Yuan Shao was defeated, his foundation in Hebei was not damaged. Although our army won, his food and grass were exhausted. Moreover, the horse butcher in the northwest was attacking Hulao fiercely, so Xu Du was in danger."
Cheng Yu said: "Yes, the most urgent thing is to return to Yingchuan and fight Ma's butcher. As for dealing with Yuan Shao, we can only leave it for the next chance."
"Hey." Jia Kui said unwillingly, "It's a pity to miss such an opportunity."
Cao Cao suddenly sighed and said with a deep sigh: "Gongda, Zhongde doesn't know anything. The enemies he will face next may be far more than the butcher's family. There may be Sun Jian, the tiger in Jiangdong, Liu Biao in Jingzhou, and even Chen Gui, Chen Deng, Cao Bao from Xuzhou, and Lei Xu from Huainan, and Mei Chengdu will become our enemies!"
“Huh?”
"Um?"
Xun You and Cheng Yu looked at each other with shocked eyes, but Jia Kui said in surprise: "How is this... possible?"
Cao Cao said to Liu Ye: "Ziyang, you'd better tell me."
Liu Ye nodded and said to Xun You and the other two: "A few days ago, I received a quick report from General Yu Jin. The rebel Guan Yu took advantage of the opportunity to lead his troops outside and suddenly rebelled. He returned to Xu Du and kidnapped the emperor. All the officials in the court and the prime minister's family went to Runan."
"What happened?"
"ah?"
Xun You, Cheng Yu and Jia Kui were shocked at the same time when they heard this!
Cao Cao said: "The family is small and the matter is small. The emperor and all officials were robbed, but it is important. I summoned you to the big tent today, just to hear everyone's opinions. How should our army deal with it?"
Xun You said: "Lord, Huainan and Xuzhou surrendered soon. If the news of the emperor being robbed spreads, it is likely to surrender and rebellion again. In this way, the biggest military rations in our army will be cut off from the aid of the two places, and the consequences will be unimaginable! I think the most urgent task is to immediately block the news of the emperor being robbed."
"I'm afraid it's too late." Cao Cao shook his head and said in a narrow voice, "Xuzhou and Huainan may have known the news."
"Oh." Xun Youhaoran sighed and frowned, "That's hard to deal with! Although our army won the Battle of Guandu and obtained another 50,000 new elite soldiers from Hebei, it was a big splendid army, but the military rations had been exhausted. If there were no military rations, the 70,000 army would probably collapse overnight!"
"Lord!" Cheng Yu reiterated his old words, "There is no other solution now, so I can only make a stolen man!"
"Yes!" Cao Cao's little eyes flashed with a trace of vicious look and he whispered, "This matter is done by Zhongde. His hands and feet must be clean and he must not leave any traces."
Cheng Yu said: "Don't worry, lord, Yu will definitely not be humiliated."
Xun You, Liu Ye, and Jia Kui sighed lightly and stopped opposing. There is indeed no other way to do this now, so there is only a bad idea.
Xun You said: "If the military rations can be solved, the next priority is to regain the emperor and all officials!"
Liu Ye said: "General Yu Jin has led three thousand elite troops to pursue Guan Yu."
Xun You said: "If only a few hundred cavalry of Guan Yu were in charge, the three thousand elite soldiers led by Yu Jin were enough to deal with it, but they were afraid that the butcher of Ma, Liu Biao and even Sun Jian would send troops to rob him after they learned the news, then the problem would be serious! The emperor and the officials in the court were of great importance, and the lord should transfer the army to respond."
Liu Ye said: "The threat of the Ma Butcher cannot be ignored! If the military advisor can defeat the Ma Butcher in Nanyang or form a stalemate with him, it would be fine. If the military advisor is defeated, the 20,000 elite troops of the Ma Butcher can attack Yingchuan on both sides with Gao Shun, Fang Yue and Xu Huang from the front line of Luoyang and Hulao. The army that went to meet General Jin would be blocked by the Liang army, so the situation would be very passive."
"Report..." As soon as Liu Ye finished speaking, his personal soldiers suddenly stepped into the tent and knelt down and shouted loudly, "Lord, Major General Cao Xiu is looking for a visit outside the tent."
"Wen Lie!?" Cao Cao said anxiously, "Let him in!"
The personal soldiers took the order and left. After a while, Cao Xiu, who was covered in blood and exhausted, stepped into the tent, knelt down in front of Cao Cao, and cried loudly: "Lord, the general is incompetent, Hangu Pass cannot be defended, Luoyang and Hulao Pass are also lost. The general is incompetent, which makes you disappointed, howl..."
Cao Cao was frightened when he heard this, so he calmed himself and stepped forward to help Cao Xiu up, and said in a harmonious voice: "Wenlie, get up quickly, as long as there is a lonely person here, the sky will not fall. Get up and say slowly."
Cao Xiu slowly stood up.
Cao Cao asked, "Where is the son Xiao (Cao Ren)?"
Cao Xiu said sadly: "Fang Yue, Gao Shun, Gan Ning's 50,000 troops were approaching. Uncle Ren fought to the death and was burned with Luoyang's jade."
"well."
Cao Cao sighed and slowly closed his eyes.
Cao Xiu said: "Lord, Hulao Pass has been broken. Fang Yue, Gao Shun, Gan Ning, and Xu Huang have joined forces. A total of 60,000 troops are rushing towards Xu Du. The vanguard of the Liang army's heroic general and the Ma Butcher clan's brother Ma Dai's vanguard cavalry is only a hundred miles away. The horse will arrive in two days!"
"The Liang army came so fast." Cao Cao's little eyes suddenly opened and he said coldly, "Ma Butcher Ma did not hesitate to help Yuan Shao, but he wanted to destroy Gu first! If Gu hadn't taken the lead in solving Yuan Shao's Hebei army, he was attacked by Liang and Hebei army from north to south at this time, how could he be undefeated?"
Cao Xiu gasped and whispered: "Lord, I still hear some news, but it's hard to tell whether it is true or false."
Cao Cao said: "What news? Say it."
Cao Xiu said: "There is news that the military advisors lost consecutive battles in Nanyang, and nearly 20,000 elite troops were mostly lost, and there were less than 2,000 remaining soldiers."
"ah?"
Liu Ye and Jia Kui were shocked when they heard this and said in unison: "It's bad."
"It's okay!" Xun You was calm and confident, "This is probably Fengxiao's plan! It's worthy of Fengxiao. He actually used a total of 20,000 elite troops of Cao's army as bait to lure the butcher Ma to take the bait. I just don't know what the strategy was set by Fengxiao? Can he really kill the butcher Ma?"
A trace of ruthlessness suddenly flashed through Cao Cao's little eyes and said in a deep voice: "The bait of Fengxiao is not only 20,000 elites, but also himself. The Ma Butcher Ma will definitely not be able to resist such temptation. This time, if the Ma Butcher Ma can escape Fengxiao's plan, it will be like the sky is blind."
Jia Kui said: "Master, whether to advance westward to fight Fang Yue, Gao Shun, Xu Huang, and Ganning's four armies, or to go south to pursue the emperor, you need to make a decision early."
Cao Cao said: "Fang Yue, Gao Shun, Xu Huang, and the four armies of Ganning have been going to Hangu, Luoyang, and Hulao at all costs. Their purpose is nothing more than to capture our army's retreat and defeat Gu's army from north to south with the Hebei army. Now that Yuan Shao is newly defeated, Fang Yue and other four armies of Liang are still unknown. Our army can use this to design the mystery and get rid of the entanglement of the Liang army."
Xun You said: "You can leave three thousand troops to defend the Guandu camp, thinking that it is suspicious of soldiers. The lord will personally lead the army to the south at night. If the military advisor makes a mistake, he can fight the Ma Butcher's army. If the military advisor gets the plan and the Ma Butcher is executed, the lord can lead the army to regain the emperor, all officials and family members."
Ye Chengxiao, Liang Army camp.
Li Su said: "Lord, just now, the Malay report has been reported. Hulao Pass has been conquered. Gao Shun, Fang Yue, Xu Huang, and the four armies of Ganning have joined forces and rushed to Guandu."
"Okay, very good!" Ma Yue said fiercely, "Immediately condemn the quick horse, ordering Xu Huang, Gao Shun, Fang Yue, and Gan Ning, don't be afraid of hardship, don't be afraid of fatigue, don't be afraid of casualties, and don't be afraid of being picked up by Yuan Shao. He must take advantage of the great opportunity of Cao Cao and Yuan Shao to pierce Cao Aman's asshole with one shot, hehe."
"Hahaha."
"Ho ho ho."
“Gagaha.”
"Hehehehehehehe."
Jia Xu, Li Su, Xu Chu, Dian Wei and others burst into laughter when they heard this, and the atmosphere in the tent was full of warmth.
Ma Yue said to Li Su again: "Ziyan, Cao Hong, have the thousands of remaining soldiers of Cao Zhen retreated to Yingchuan?"
Li Su said: "Rewards from exploring the horse. At the beginning, Cao Hong and Cao Zhen had more than 2,000 remaining soldiers retreated towards Yingchuan. However, they suddenly turned south and headed straight for the ancient city."
"Hmm?" Ma Yue frowned, "Ancient City?"
Jia Xu had already spread the map and pointed to a certain place and said, "Master, please see, this is the ancient city, located in the southeast of Ye County, and the two places are about two hundred miles apart."
"Strange?" Ma Yue said in confusion, "Cao Hong, why did Cao Zhen change his way to the ancient city? Is there any name in the middle?"
Li Su said: "Guo Jia is dead, what else can Cao's army have?"
Jia Xu said: "Ziyan should not underestimate Guo Jia. Even if this person dies, he may not leave any plans!"
Ma Yue said: "Wenhe is right, be careful in everything, especially when facing dangerous people like Guo Jia, where is Xu Chu and Chen Dao?"
"The last one will be there."
Xu Chu, Chen took a step forward and agreed with a loud promise.
Ma Yue said: "With Xu Chu as the main general and Chen Dao as the deputy general, he led three thousand iron cavalry to the ancient city!"
"Abide by the order!"
"Abide by the order!"
Xu Chu and Chen Daoran took the order and turned around and left.
Ma Yue said again: "The other generals led their troops and horses to join the emperor and rushed to Xu Du to welcome the emperor's throne!"
The generals in the tent agreed.
Ancient city, Cao Hong camp.
Yu Jin stepped into the military tent quickly, clasped his fists to Cao Hong, and Cao Zhen bowed: "See the Major General, see the Young Master."
Cao Hong and Cao Zhen also said surrenderedly: "General Yu Jin is exempt from courtesy."
Without waiting for Yu Jin to speak, Cao Hong asked first: "General Yu Jin, Guan Yu rebelled and led his troops into Xudu, and kidnapped the emperor, officials and prime minister's family. Is this true?"
Yu Jin said: "It's true!"
To be continued...