Officer Tan was stunned for a moment: "Go to Erxian Bridge? I mean... which path should you take?"

Brother Shu sang ash: "Walking on Chenghua Avenue."

Before coming, Su Shu had carefully studied the map.

Officer Tan pointed to the aluminum alloy pipe tied to the van: "Your car, this car... can this be pulled?"

Brother Shu was calm and calm: "I can only pull a little bit."

"I'm asking if I can pull it?"

"Yes! You can only pull a little, you can't pull too much, you can only pull a little..."

"Let's stop messing around, Master, please... I'm asking you where to go."

"Go to Erxian Bridge, Dacheng Hardware City."

"No, ah! Which path are you going?"

"Walking on Chenghua Avenue."

...

"Master, calm down, I mean your car..."

“It’s a van.”

"I know it's a van, I know... I just say that your car can pick up goods like this? What does it mean?"

"It means... I took these things to feed the pigs."

"Feed the pig? Feed the pig? You're an aluminum alloy tube. Can this pig be eaten?"

"This one can be fed to the pigs after it is done."

"Can the pig bite it?"

"It's a wild boar."

"Wild...what wild boar? Wild boars can't bite aluminum alloy!"

"I just can't bite, otherwise what would I buy it?"

"No, I'm confused by you, eh? Why do I think you look so familiar? Have I interviewed you before?"

"No, the first time."

"hiss……"

Officer Tan's head was so big that a cameraman could no longer help him and came over to Sir Tan and said, "He is Su Shu, Brother Shu, who is playing detonator in the metamorphosis diary. Principal Su's father, our station interviewed Su Ye. Look, the passenger seat in the car is Su Ye."

"oh……"

Officer Tan suddenly realized that he jumped a few steps to keep a safe distance. He also saw Su Ye in the car. Su Ye is now a big celebrity in Xichuan.

Such a coincidence?

Su Ye shook his head helplessly, and could only get out of the car and said, "Hello Sir Tan! Hello, everyone, I'm sorry, I'm causing trouble for everyone. I just got distracted and didn't look at my dad, so I let him run to the non-motorized lane."

The pot must be thrown clean as soon as possible.

Officer Tan said to Su Ye: "Hello Ono, I can't understand your father, what's wrong with him?"

Su Ye smiled reservedly: "It must be Tan Sir, you have a problem with your expression ability."

Officer Tan: "An??I, do I have any problem with my expression skills?"

Su Ye: "Yes, if you don't believe me, please keep asking."

The camera master smiled so hard that the camera was a little shaking.

Officer Tan did not believe in evil and said to Su Shu: "Brother Shu, I know you are going to Erxian Bridge and I also know you are going to Chenghua Avenue. I am not asking this, I am asking if this car can take goods to Erxian Bridge like this?"

Brother Shu: "Sure, I can only pull a little bit."

"I mean...you can't go this path!"

"Can't cars outside the country walk Chenghua Avenue?"

"I……"

Officer Tan is a little suspicious of life.

Something must have been wrong...

These two people dare to ask and the other dare to answer. If you ask and I answer mine, they will not interfere with each other and are extremely harmonious.

Su Ye: "Don't panic, I'll help you translate. Old man, you drive a non-motorized lane."

Brother Shu: "I know! Motor vehicles fail to drive in non-motor lanes, and are fined 200 yuan, totaling 0-2 points. According to Article 37 of the Road Traffic Safety Law, if a special lane is set up on the road, only the specified vehicles are allowed to pass in the special lane, and other vehicles are not allowed to enter the special lane to drive."

Tan Sir was irritated.

If you memorize the traffic rules so well, do you still know that the law is broken? Oh yes, he is Brother Shu, that's fine.

Officer Tan said again: "Then can you take goods like this in your car?"

Brother Shu: "Sure, I can only pull a little bit."

Officer Tan was unable to complain and looked at Su Ye with help.

Su Ye: "The police officer is asking you, can aluminum alloy pipes be tied to a van?"

Brother Shu: "No, this is a safety hazard such as cargo violations of regulations, the length, width and height of the cargo violations of loading requirements, and there are safety hazards such as sprinkling and dropping."

Officer Tan: "You know everything, why do you still do this?"

Brother Shu: "Drag it back and feed the pigs."

Officer Tan: "Can the pig bite the aluminum alloy tube?"

Su Ye: "These are taken back to the pig farm. Once repaired, they can be fed to the pig."

Officer Tan suddenly realized: "That's the case."

Su Ye: "Official, you not only have problems with your expression skills, but also have poor understanding skills! Why do you think someone is giving pigs an aluminum alloy tube?"

Officer Tan wanted to speak but stopped. Although he was frustrated, he really couldn't find an excuse to make a quibble.

Su Ye asked Brother Shu again: "Sir Tan asked you, why do you know that it was illegal and that it was still picking up goods, and why do you know that you couldn't walk on the non-motorized lane and still have to walk?"

Su Shu said a reason that could not be refuted: "Because... I don't know there is a traffic police here."

It is reasonable and hard-core!

Then he taught Brother Shu a few more words. Every time Sir Tan talked about traffic safety, Brother Shu would recite traffic rules to him. He was even more versatile than him, which made Officer Tan feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the traffic police unloaded the aluminum alloy pipe on the van and fined Brother Shu for 200 yuan to release it.

Officer Tan finally confirmed: "Brother Shu, now you know which path to go?"

Brother Shu: "Let's walk on Chenghua Avenue."

Officer Tan: "It's walking in the motor vehicle lane!"

Brother Shu: "You still need to say that? The motor vehicle lane is not blocked, so I can walk on non-motor vehicle lanes? What's the use of just blocking cars? Why don't you just guide the traffic?"

Officer Tan was speechless: "Goodbye..."

Brother Shu continued to drive on the road, cursing, and it cost 200 yuan, and it can be washed twice.

He doesn't feel sorry for the confiscated aluminum alloy pipes, and you can also buy Erxianqiao Hardware City.

A few days later, "Tan Jiaotong" was broadcast and instantly became popular on the Internet.

Brother Shu, Sir Tan and Su Ye gathered together, and such a weird conversation and exchange would be unreasonable.

The Shasai netizens said that Brother Shu is fine, Su Ye’s translation is very exciting, and Sir Tan has a problem with his questions, but these few minutes of the show must be the new ceiling of the variety show industry.

The last ceiling was the last month’s “Tan Traffic”… the time pause technique.

It happened that it was circulating online during this period. Su Ye opened a company to promote Liu Meiqian and was working on a new variety show with He Mingliang. Therefore, as soon as this short film was released, Su Ye once again entered the star list and firmly took the top spot.

However, Liu Meiqian, who is also very popular, is still writing a review letter in Shunchuan lockdown.

That afternoon, Su Ye and Su Shu dragged their equipment to Qi Dongqiang's house. Their home was closer to the town and the transportation was convenient. Brother Shu was preparing to contract wasteland to raise pigs in Qijiaao, and Lao Qi helped him.

The next day, Brother Shu returned to the detention center to continue practicing. Lao Qi had already arranged good men and started to build a pig house.

However, Su Ye had to take a leave to visit Hunan to record a program to promote "Mushroom House".

Because this year is the Olympic Year, Su Ye and He Mingliang decided to start "Mushroom" on June 1 in advance to avoid being crushed by Olympic traffic.
Chapter completed!