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Chapter 62: Flexible discipline

Three people and one dog sat down in front of the pergola in the yard. It was still a bit cold in March.

Director Zheng Xun said: "How is it? Do you like this place?"

Su Ye: "It's not bad."

Just kidding, this is my home. Of course I like it, but I have to be reserved. Although the dilapidated house was transformed almost luxuriously by them, the program team cannot be proud.

Tu Jun said: "It's much better than I thought. Before I came, I thought it was a high-end version of "Metamorphosis Diary".

He Mingliang laughed: "Why do you think it's not? What made you have an illusion? A silly child."

Tu Jun: "What's wrong? Why do I have an ominous premonition?"

He Mingliang: "It's okay, I like this place very much, it's very beautiful and comfortable."

Zheng Xun: "Did you see the fields in front of the yard? Three paddy fields, two acres of rapeseed, and two acres of dry land for growing corn. Next to the rapeseed field, there are ten beehives that can be collected honey. There is a vegetable garden on the left and a fish pond on the right, which are all the property of our mushroom house."

In order to record this program, the farmland near Su Ye’s home was requisitioned by the program team at a high price. The villagers were very happy. The rapeseed was planted at the end of last year and is about to bloom now.

The beehives were temporarily decided. They originally just took one of Brother Shu’s beehives from the village chief’s house, but the program team felt that they were too stingy and bought nine more and collected ten more.

He Mingliang and Tu Jun lay down by the yard wall to patrol the country, exclaiming constantly.

Su Ye: "What are you happy with? The more you work, the more you work."

He Mingliang: "Hey? Right!"

Tu Jun didn't understand the rules: "What's wrong? Are we going to farm?"

He Mingliang: "What about that?"

Tu Jun: "..."

Su Ye held the dog and said, "Let the program team offer the offer!"

Zheng Xun: "Plant rice for three paddy fields, one hundred yuan per piece, and two acres of dry land, two hundred yuan. You have to exchange for three meals a day, meat, eggs, vegetables and rice, all of them rely on your own labor."

Dog: "Wang~"

Su Ye said: "Look, you can't even see the dogs anymore! Zheng Jia, we wrote clearly in the program planning. A piece of paddy field costs 300 yuan and two acres of corn field costs 500 yuan. Have you embezzled the money?"

Zheng Xun: "You set the details of the plan, of course you are biased towards you. The program team has already fine-tuned it. The current price is the final quotation."

Su Ye pulled off his shoes and threw them towards the camera.

Su Yeqi smiled: "Three hundred yuan to one hundred yuan, do you call this fine adjustment?"

Zheng Xun said indifferently on his head: "Please control your emotions, this guest."

Su Ye smashed the remaining shoes again: "I have controlled them well! Otherwise, the one who threw them would not be the shoes, but Xiao S."

He Mingliang laughed and said, "Ye Ye was very angry and threw a dog at you."

Later, I made trouble and turned the scene where Su Ye threw his shoes just now into a dog throwing. Xiao S flew to the camera with a look of horror. Wang~

Three months later, when the show was broadcast, the barrage was very surprising:

"Brother Dog is aware of crisis."

"They are here to enjoy life, and the dog brother is here to transform."

“This variety show is interesting.”

“Growing rice is OK.”

"What? Did Su Ye do the program plan?"

"Didn't you watch He Mingliang's Weibo? This show was initiated and planned by Su Ye from the beginning."

"Stable is very powerful."

"Brother Wen is in a cocoon and tied up."

"I'm so laughing, throwing the dog?"

"Is Su Ye's behavior of throwing shoes a little too much?"

"It's just the show effect."

"Add chicken legs to the later teacher!"

Su Ye, He Mingliang, Tu Jun and Xiao S sat down again.

Zheng Xun: "The program team has prepared two hundred yuan of start-up funds for you."

He Mingliang: "Yes~"

Su Ye: "This is also a fine-tuning? Isn't it written in the plan for five hundred?"

Zheng Xun: "The program team has the final right to explain, please stop talking. Given that an unscrupulous guest attacked the director team with a special smell, we decided to halve your startup capital, which is now only 100 yuan."

He Mingliang pretended to be angry, took off his shoes and handed them to Su Ye.

Su Ye threw it over.

Zheng Xun: "Only fifty left."

He Mingliang handed over another shoe.

Tu Jun stopped him: "Teacher He, Brother Ye, think twice! If you throw it away again, you will have no start-up capital..."

He Mingliang: "The honest one does not eat food that comes from pity!"

Su Ye: "Can a living person still suffocate his urine to death?"

Another shoe flew over.

Zheng Xun: "Congratulations to you, the promoter fund will be cleared, and you will find a way tonight and tomorrow's ingredients yourself."

Tu Jun looked at the two big guys next to him speechlessly: "Brothers, I thought about it all, there was no rice in the kitchen..."

Su Ye picked up the shoes and handed them to He Mingliang, and he started wearing them himself.

After dressing, he smiled with a reserved smile:

"My wife... director! I was really a bit presumptuous just now. Young people have never been beaten by life, so they are inevitably impulsive. All the big brothers and sisters in the program team must be people with a strong affair..."

Tu Jun hugged the dog and laughed vaguely: "Hahahaha..."

He Mingliang also covered his face: "Oye, you are so cowardly that I feel very dissatisfied!"

Finally, Su Ye asked for 100 yuan of start-up funds from the program team and came back and handed it to Tu Jun: "Brother Dog should keep it, it's best to hide it in his underwear."

Tu Jun: "Is it necessary?"

Su Ye began to take off his shoes: "It should be necessary, one, two..."

Tu Jun: "What are you doing?"

He Mingliang Bingxue was smart and immediately took off his shoes and threw them at the director: "Three!"

Four shoes flew over, making the camera shaking.

Tu Jun reacted half a beat and rushed to the director with his shoes on his back. Zheng Xun pointed at him: "What are you doing?"

Tu Jun smiled and said, "I... shake the stones in my shoes, sorry, sorry...hahahaha..."

Then, he put on his shoes and went back.

The big boss Su Ye and He Mingliang didn't pick up shoes, so they turned around and entered the mushroom house.

Barrage:

"Wow! Pull it out of mercy?"

"I thought Brother Wen was timid, but I didn't expect to throw my shoes away again."

"Teacher He reacted quickly."

"I'm so laughing to death."

"Hahaha……"

"Brother Dog is so miserable."

"Don't be cowardly, Dog Brother?"

"Isn't the director the worst?"

"My Wild Brother still has a card."

"Have you seen the opening of the movie? Su Ye is one of the chief planners and producers."

"We don't understand the world of genius."

The three of them walked around the mushroom house and the renovation was really good. They were a small building with a bedroom upstairs, a living room and a lounge downstairs, and a separate spacious kitchen next to it. Su Ye was most satisfied with this kitchen.

The original pigpen and mule shed of Su Ye’s family were separated from the yard by walls.

Ten minutes passed, and Brother Dog was still laughing from time to time.

He Mingliang: "What's wrong with you? Did you get a smile pussy?"

Tu Jun: "Hahahaha... No, it's Brother Ye who just admitted his bad luck, he turned his back on his face after getting the money. Where is the integrity? Hahaha..."
Chapter completed!
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