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Chapter 572: Not Alone(1/2)

As Mr. Chuan Le, Wang Zhengliang is insulting Zhang Hengxi at close range:

"Director Xixi, who gave you the courage to play the Q&A game with Principal Su? Didn't he be cruel enough this morning? Want to get back the scene? Do you have that brain? Thank you, now the hot pot has seasonings, if you don't accept it, come two more times?"

Su Xing said: "Come on the Q&A game again, the director team has to swim back with bare ass."

Lu Jihu and Zhang Yao danced hand in hand next to Zhang Hengxi to cheer up: "Hi Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!"

Zhang Hengxi was so angry that he was itchy. Losing was not important. He was insulted by these guests and made him break his defense.

The most hateful thing is the staff members under their hands, all of whom were laughing so hard that they leaned back and forth, and their tonsils jumped out.

Chen Chuxin touched Zhang Hengxi's head: "Why do you have to? Why bother? Life is actually quite short, there is no need to kill yourself repeatedly like this. Look at tadpoles..."

Wang Lexing squatted in the distance and smiled foolishly. He was the only one in the re-employment boy group who was a human, and did not go up to humiliate Zhang Hengxi in person.

Su Ye squatted beside him and said to the cameraman: "Don't take pictures of him in this passage, so people can see him happy and think he has remarried."

Wang Lexing's laughter came to an abrupt end and could not bear it anymore: "Su Ye, you're just a person!"

Su Ye: "It doesn't matter whether I am a human being or not. I want to secretly tell you that this show was done by Su Xing and Lu Jihu, who begged me forcibly. They even tried to lower the announcement fee, and even forced Chen Chuxin, Wang Zhengliang and Zhang Yao to call Chen, do you know why?"

Wang Lexing looked solemn and shook his head.

Su Ye: "They just want to spend more time with you when you are in the most difficult times, and to accompany you to make fun of you and yell with you."

Wang Lexing got his head down.

Su Ye didn't say much. He was not familiar with Wang Lexing, so he just reminded him. Some people are like this. They complain about themselves when they encounter a blow, thinking that the whole world has abandoned him, but they don't know that he has a group of good brothers who never leave him, and they are by their side.

Of course, this episode was not cut into the main film. I don’t know that Su Ye has told Wang Lexing that the other five major injustice have been told, and they are still humiliating the director to the fullest.

After all, the director is not a human being, and they have been tolerating it for a long time.

Zhang Hengxi's two fists could not match ten hands, and he was ravaged by them, which was a terrible sight.

After a while, the five great injustices were so happy that they walked back with their pants in their faces of joy.

Barrage:

"Dig a trench..."

"This is definitely the worst variety show director I have ever seen."

"Yes! It's even worse than when I was in the Mushroom House."

"It's also him who is a fool."

"What did Xixi think? Isn't it a shame to play this kind of game with Su Ye?"

"Shocking! The famous director was humiliated by a male guest in turn and output!"

"Damn! You are so handsome upstairs."

It can be seen from this that the audience is happy about Zhang Hengxi's humiliation.

Therefore, the tone of the program "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" has been set, which is the war between the director's team and the guest group, torture and humiliate each other.

Gudu Gudu...

Under the night, the casserole was boiling with spicy and fragrant red soup, with white and tender tofu, thin beef slices, fish fillets, and red charcoal underneath.

There is not much beef, a lot of tofu, enough fish, and a little bit of other vegetarian dishes, all won from the program team.

It is not rich, but compared to their tragic situation yesterday, it is already in heaven and earth.

Even the director who was standing by the filming was swallowing secretly.

This is not because Zhang Hengxi was afraid of Su Ye and deliberately presented food to his boss. It was because of the shooting plan that had been set before. Those topics were already tricky enough. How could he know that Su Ye even understands this?

As an old subordinate of Su Ye, Zhang Hengxi actually didn't have much understanding of Su Ye's knowledge system. When they were together, they usually only talked about work.

This time, Xixi saw what a genius is.

Chen Chuxin was not having enough food and said to the director team: "Do you have any wine? Let's drink some secretly."

Zhang Hengxi was angry: "No, it would be good to give you water."

Chen Chuxin: "Drink water? Is the water fifty degrees?"

Zhang Hengxi: "Fifty degrees? I will give you 100 degrees. Do you dare to drink it?"

Chen Chuxin was stunned: "I'm talking about degrees."

Zhang Hengxi stammered his neck: "What I'm talking about is also degree!"

Su Xing laughed. The degree is OK. The boiling water of 100 degrees will definitely make you feel excited.

He knows Chen Chuxin so well. He is usually introverted and indifferent, but he likes to drink a little. The key is that he doesn't have enough alcohol. After drinking, he becomes a big tongue and talkative person. It is best not to let him drink it.

Just like last time in the Mushroom House, everyone lost the power of the field and the topic of attracting the situation, which did not make Chen Chu's new personality worse.

Chen Chuxin seemed a little depressed before he got the wine: "What do you think people are trying to do in their entire lives? Just like this fish, who else has provoked whom? Maybe they just finished the blind date and returned home happily, but they were suffocated by the passing killer whale, and then turned into our food."

Su Xing: "Brother, you didn't drink it today!"

Wang Zhengliang: "I've drunk water. In this weather, Hainan's water is thirty degrees after all, and it's too much."

Su Xing nodded: "Brother Liang's words are reasonable and reasonable."

Chen Chuxin ignored them sarcastically and turned to Su Ye, holding a fish fillet: "Oye, do you think this devil ray is wronged?"

By the way, chopsticks are made of wooden sticks.

With Su Ye's stingy personality and the lazy and lazy spirit of the six wronged species, he would not ask for any chopsticks from the program team at all. So he would have to do tasks or something?

Su Ye ate two pieces of tofu seriously and said, "But... it's on the show!"

Chen Chuxin leaned back tactically: "If you want to say this, you have to pay it a notice fee! What a big card, a fish given by a killer whale."

Su Ye: "I have bathed all the hot pot bases I have obtained with great difficulty. Isn't it sincere enough?"

The few people on the side were smiling and they liked to see Chen Chuxin being serious and being criticized by two bitches Su Ye and Su Xing.

There was only one Su Xing before, but now there was one Su Ye, which would be double happiness.

Chen Chuxin hasn't given up yet: "But it's not easy to grow up so old, just like a person, time is uh...it's hard to buy that."

Su Ye: "Time! I'm familiar with it."

Chen Chuxin: "Yes! It's hard to buy time."

Su Xing and Wang Zhengliang looked up at each other tacitly, and then, hilariously, laughing until they beat their legs and Lu Jihu's legs.

Lu Jihu was beaten to scream: "Ao~Are you crazy? Why are you two laughing?"

Su Xing: "Puff..."

Wang Zhengliang tried hard to say, "The new song is well said, no one can transcend time!"

Su Xing: "Hehehe...we are all ordinary people, within time."

Zhang Yao laughed out loud.

Wang Lexing: "What are you laughing at? Zhang Zuoxie, let's share it."

Zhang Yao: "What did you call me?"

Wang Lexing immediately changed his words: "I was wrong, Comrade Zuoping."

Zhang Yao rolled his eyes: "I won't tell you!"

Zhang Zuoxie was awarded temporarily today.

When Su Ye and Chen Chuxin were out fishing in the afternoon, the few did not really sleep, but were building a shed. Su Xing used his belt to measure the size of the wooden stick. Wang Zhengliang took the tree to draw a design drawing of the straw shed on the beach, and sat on Wang Lexing on the ground and rubbed the straw rope. Lu Jihu had the strength to carry things, while Zhang Yao picked up a shovel and saw the wood.

The shovel is a simple engineer shovel, with serrated teeth on one side, but it is difficult to use. Therefore, everyone tacitly left this work to Zhang Yao and flattered in various ways, as if no one in the world except him was a sawn wood.

No matter how Zhang Yaozhu was, everyone praised him. Su Xing even gave Zhang Zuoping's nickname, and Zhang Yao accepted it with great joy.

After finishing the work, the animals turned against each other and pointed at the wooden stick and began to criticize Zhang Yao's saw so badly.

Then, Zhang Zuoping becomes Zhang Zuoing.

Zhang Zuo teased Wang Lexing a few words, then laughed at himself, and laughed with Su Xing and Lao Wang.

Chen Chuxin shook his head: "It's inexplicable, just like a lunatic, everyone talks about life philosophy, what's funny?"

Su Ye's shoulder twitched: "Shuh...yes, human body, life philosophy is very serious."

The audience who were not right understood and sighed that this re-employed boy group is also awesome. Can you just talk nonsense if you don’t become popular?

So did Su Ye. Without him, he would have turned yellow, and with him, he would have turned even yellow.

When I was in the Mushroom House, there were many entertainment equipment at night and you could play it casually, but it was not possible in this broken program, and there was not even a deck of playing cards.

So, after everyone had enough food and drink, they could only sit on the beach and sing and write songs.

"How is your song "Really Deserved" written?"

"It's done!"

"Sing it and listen."

"I deserve it, and youth may be my best material. I deserve it, and I never know what it means. I deserve it, but in the end I betray myself..."
To be continued...
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