Chapter 544: Heavenly God
Bai Zhantang doesn’t believe in evil. I could persist in the Mushroom House last season and successfully achieved a counterattack. Now even Su Ye respects me, Teacher Bai so much.
Is there any show that I can't go?
There are girls!
Afterwards, we entered the Mushroom House game time with a professional duration, and everyone's interest was obviously much higher than working.
Laughing kept echoing in the mushroom house.
Su Ye usually watches the show and doesn't participate in the game very much, because usually, when he ends up, no one else has to play.
For example, in tonight's idiom dragon game, a group of people played well, so they insisted on asking Su Ye to join.
Su Ye failed to refuse, so he had to transform into a game terminator.
He Mingliang: "Breaking your promise and getting fat."
Guo Dalin: "The flying dragon is in the sky."
Lao Bai: "Heaven knows the earth knows."
Zhou Xiaoxun: "Unify knowledge and action."
Su Ye turned his head and passed it to Tao Xiaohong next to him: "One is worth two!"
Tao Xiaohong: "Two..."
Is the scalp tingling, is this a idiom?
It's indeed an idiom.
The game ends, come again.
"Fight against the water."
"Trembling."
"Serve the country with loyalty."
"The country is beautiful and beautiful."
Su Ye: "Sweet and tender."
Tao Xiaohong: "Tender, tender...my tender father... There is no idiom that starts with tenderness!"
Targeting me, right?
No, it just happened that she was sitting next to Su Ye.
Principal Su started his lecture skillfully: "In fact, it is possible to be fragrant, delicate, tender, tender women, and tender grass, fear frost, and sun. This is a seven-character idiom."
Barrage: "Who is Shuangshuang?"
Tao Xiaohong: "I've gone to take a shower, you guys are having fun."
Su Ye: "I will give you any request."
Everyone: "..."
Su Ye: "Bean pods burn beans."
Everyone: "..."
Su Ye: "Within shoulders and shoulders, yellow bells and tiles, fire and water to weave..."
So Su Ye was fired again and the others continued to play.
the next day.
Su Ye asked Tu Jun to get up and run. This guy slept like a pig and couldn't wake up even if he beat him. He could only run by himself.
After running five kilometers, Su Ye walked towards the mushroom house and suddenly saw a mother and son on the side of the road, and his mother was feeding the children porridge.
Su Ye greeted: "Hello!"
Mom: "Hello."
Su Ye: "Hello, kid."
kid:"%@……"
Mom: "You want to say hello."
Kid: "No."
Su Ye walked over, squatted down, and smiled: "It doesn't matter if you don't say it, how old are you kid?"
The child ignored Su Ye and said to his mother: "Mom brings me homework, I want to do my homework."
Su Ye: "It's good to do homework! A good child should love studying. It just so happens that my brother is the principal. I'll send you dozens of kilograms of homework to you when I go back."
The child looked tragic: "%@..."
Su Ye: "No need to thank you, come on! My brother likes children who love learning the most."
After running, I felt refreshed and the wonderful day began again.
When he returned to the Mushroom House, all four female artists were fine, and the men were still sleeping. Su Ye made exquisite breakfast for those who woke up early, and poured cold rice and cold dishes into a pot, waiting for the male artists to get up and eat.
There is no work today. After the needy families get up and have breakfast after breakfast, it will be twelve o'clock. After resting for a while, everyone will set off to go their separate ways.
I can only continue drinking tea and chatting, which is boring enough.
Bai Zhantang couldn't talk to a few girls, so he went back to the boy's bedroom to pack his luggage and prepared to follow Su Ye to Guangdong to record "Challenge the Limits".
Soon, Bai Zhantang ran out in a panic: "Director He, that dog is shitting on the bedroom floor!"
Everyone was shocked. What kind of tutor is this dog? Who raised it?
Su Ye also wondered that when he was not recording the show, the dog was kept in his house. Brother Youshu taught both dogs to be obedient and would never be in the house even if they pooped and urinated.
He got up and looked at it. It turned out that the program team closed the front and back yard doors tightly, so the dog could not get out.
Then you can't blame the dog.
There was no choice but Tu Jun and Zhang Sinuo had to deal with the dog shit. One was holding a wet tissue and the other was holding a toilet paper and shouting. It was different from the cow pen and the mule pen. There was no other tool to push the manure, and after pushing it, rinsing it with water.
"Ah! It smells so smelly!"
"How to do this? It's such a big lump..."
"Brother, hurry up, I'm about to be poisoned."
"I can't do it either."
"Or why don't you wrap it with toilet paper first."
"Come on, come on."
The two shouted loudly, but in fact no one dared to get close, with resistance written on their faces.
At this time, Su Ye walked in with a shovel of firewood ash.
Tu Jun and Zhang Sinuo seemed to have seen a great savior, and they both made their way out and stared at Su Ye devoutly.
Su Ye covered the dust on the shit, swept it directly into the shovel, and turned around and left.
"You two can just mop the floor with a mop, how difficult is it?"
Chen Qianqian, who was lying at the door to watch the show, said, "Oye, you are so professional in sweeping dog shit! You have practiced the same."
Su Ye handled the shit and said, "I have picked up shit since I was a child. Children in the mountains pick it up when they are very young. They can be used as fertilizer when they get it home..."
Barrage: "Haha~Who told me that this is the best show? I'm having a meal!"
The recording of this issue was soon completed, and the guests said goodbye one after another.
Su Ye took Lao Bai with him and took the program team's car to the southern Yunnan Airport.
Tonight, "Challenge of the Limits" will start recording. Time is still tight. The men's gang group is already alive. Except for Fang Bo who asked for leave, they are all in the place one after another, and Su Ye is the only one behind.
On the plane, Bai Zhantang asked Su Ye: "Ono, why did you invite me to a new show again? I was a little flattered by one after another."
Su Ye: "It was the audience requested by the barrage. When the first and second episodes were broadcast, the barrage was full of calls from Lao Bai."
Bai Zhantang: "Really? Is my popularity so high?"
Su Ye: "You haven't watched "Challenge"?"
Lao Bai shook his head blankly: "The crew has been very busy lately and I don't have time to watch it."
"Before you come, what did your wife say?"
"She told me not to mess with you and Liu Huaqiang. Why do I have nothing to do with you? Everyone is friends."
"You can check out the first two episodes of the show first, and you will have the answer after watching it."
"It's a girl on the plane."
Su Ye said: "Did you see the QR code on the back of the chair? Scan it with your mobile phone and you will be in the Internet."
Bai Zhantang tinkered: "I can't sweep it out."
Su Ye: "Scan before registering, there is a net, and the flight mode scanning is definitely not possible."
Lao Bai is speechless, then you can tell me what an egg?
Su Ye handed his tablet to Lao Bai, letting him enjoy the first two episodes of "Challenge the Limits" that have been aired.
At the beginning, Lao Bai was quite happy to watch, but something was wrong as he looked.
He finally knew why the audience called him, because Guo Shitou was not abused hard enough, and the audience was not satisfied.
He also knew why Su Ye was so kind to him when he was in the Mushroom House.
Oh my God...
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