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Chapter 498: Straight man?

Su Ye is not a straight man. Although he is also black, long and straight, he has been a dog licking dog, only goddess An An, and it feels very fulfilling when licking.

For other female creatures...

I don't care about it at all. Whether he is a straight man is just looking at whether the other party is Leng Mian.

So, Chen Qianqian obviously misunderstood, thinking that Su Ye picked up her hand and wanted to help her lick her fingers to stop the bleeding, so she thought too much.

How is that possible?

Is it okay to cut the formalin for you? Is it still stopping the bleeding?

Of course, you should help stop the bleeding yourself!

Nono is only responsible for popular science.

Su Ye’s knowledge system is so rich, it’s very clear and true: “Sister Silu, do you know? Saliva is also very useful in skin care, skin care, and beauty. I think you girls should be very interested!”

Chen Qianqian's eyes were dull, and she looked at the handsome beast in front of her, and she was powerless to complain.

Who is interested in saliva beauty?

You are afraid that there is reinforced concrete in your head, right? A straight man in steel!

Su Ye knew that the other party was very interested. Look, people were stupid, right? They were shocked by my huge knowledge system and showed a desire for knowledge.

He said: "The Essentials of Cultivation" by Leng Qian, a health care worker in the Ming Dynasty, recorded: 'The color is haggard, the result of excessive thoughts and unhappiness. Every morning, sit quietly and close your eyes, concentrate your mind and keep your spirits in peace, and look out from the inside. Rub the hands with both hands, brush the face seven times, and apply the face with rinse fluid several times. According to this method, after half a month of walking, the skin will be smooth and the face will be more pleasant than normal.' Sister Silu, do you know what it means?"

If Chen Qianqian hadn't been holding her fingers in her mouth, she would have been swearing.

Su Yecai said tirelessly: "Traditional Chinese medicine is the most awesome! It was said that traditional Chinese medicine was superstitious before, but medical research found that saliva is produced by plasma as raw material. Some of the ingredients are the best nutrients for skin cells and will not cause skin allergies. Saliva contains a variety of biological enzymes, such as lysozyme, amylase, etc., which are weakly alkaline, which can eliminate oil secreted by the skin on the face, kill some bacteria on the face, and avoid boils and spots on the face. Therefore, applying saliva to the face often has unexpected effects. In addition to saliva, there is also a liquid, uh... you will know then."

Chen Qianqian's black question mark expression: "Well~ I know what you are talking about! It's so disgusting you."

Su Ye: "I'm talking about saliva. Hey? How did you know?"

Chen Qianqian: "You guys are peeing! The book says that there are many such plots in TV series, and I really can't stand you straight men."

Su Ye shook his head straight, we are not talking about the same thing, although we come from the same place...

He continued to popularize the science: "Salva is a colorless, odorless, odorless liquid, which is acidic and has a viscosity of 18-35 times greater than water. Adults secrete saliva per day by one and a half pounds, right?"

Chen Qianqian thought to herself, what's so amazing?

What's so great about drinking a sip of water? One and a half pounds are amazing? Did I say anything about drinking five or six pounds of water every day?

Su Ye: "Let's talk about saliva beauty, which is recorded in "Essence of Xiuling"! Let me translate it for you: Close your eyes and sit quietly every morning, press your tongue against your upper palate, retract your mind, and use your mind to make the energy in the abdomen dantian vigorous. After rubbing your palms against each other, you feel that your palms are hot, massage your face with your palms up and down and left and right seven times. Put the tongue down from the upper palate, stir gently several times in your mouth, and then spit the saliva in your mouth on the palms of both hands, and massage fourteen times up and down and left and right fourteen times."

Chen Qianqian couldn't stand it anymore, so she took out her finger and sprayed: "You are crazy? Who would use saliva to wipe her face with her mouth..."

Su Ye: "No, no! Traditional Chinese medicine calls the saliva secreted by the human body, which belongs to yang, and is mainly the surface. Traditional Chinese medicine has the same origin of body fluid and blood, which means that body fluid and blood both come from the essence of diet and can breed and interact with each other. Too much body fluid will damage both qi and blood; and loss of qi and blood can also cause insufficient body fluid. The increase and decrease of body fluid can directly affect the balance of yin and yang in the body, and diseases will also arise from this. Leave a little body fluid and have a bit of vitality. Body fluid is one of the important material foundations for human life. In people's health care life, this old saying is very meaningful."

Chen Qianqian was almost collapsed.

What?

What are you talking about?

Why do all the fierce words like body fluids pop up?

Su Ye concluded: "So Sister Silu. Swallowing body fluids is beneficial to digestion, and applying body fluids can stop bleeding and nourish the skin. This is scientifically based."

Chen Qianqian was also bold and waved to the two cameramen who were trembling with laughter: "Don't take pictures first, Su Ye, are you teasing me?"

Su Ye looked innocent: "Why should I tease you? It's so funny, I and you are popularizing theories of traditional Chinese medicine. Do you understand?"

Chen Qianqian rolled her eyes, took out her phone and began to search for the effects of saliva.

My heart is thumping...

Obviously not as calm as she showed.

Hey hey?

What this guy actually said was true. Didn’t he hint me about anything? I was thinking too much? Strange!

Although I have never eaten pork, Chen Qianqian has seen pigs run away.

In the crew, the most common thing is the crew couple. When each crew is first formed, the male and female actors from all over the world will connect with each other and find a suitable partner to live together. The crew will finish filming and split up, and go to the next crew to continue looking for someone to work together.

Although Chen Qianqian is young, she is often asked by the male protagonists and asked her if she wants to form a team temporarily. She has offended many people because she always refuses.

Some weird ideas are very strange. Anyway, they are idle, so what's wrong with me?

Why reject me? You don’t respect me!

As a cow and horse who has become accustomed to this kind of world, Chen Qianqian is inevitably a little sensitive in her mind.

Su Ye is very simple. If you really want to lick you, you will fall completely in five minutes. Fight with me? Fortunately, No Ye is simple.

He said, "Look, your fingers are not bleeding, right? Go and find a band-aid sticker for yourself."

Chen Qianqian was angry: "Why didn't you help me find a band-aid?"

Su Ye: "Then I'll chop it down for you to make pickled pepper chicken feet!"

"Ph! Straight man!"

"I'm just a straight man, why? My straight man has a girlfriend, she's as beautiful as a fairy, and she's so enchanting to death!"

"Leng Mian is still young, and you will see your true face when you grow up."

"Impossible! I lied to her for a quilt."

"Ha! Is it exposed?"

"Everyone in the country knows it, and she also knows it. I want you to be troublesome? Baba!"

"I, you...hum!"

Chen Qianqian was so angry that she smoked and rushed out of the kitchen to find a band-aid. At this time, other artists realized that she had cut her hands and surrounded her to comfort and encourage her, but... it seemed somewhat deliberate, and there was a clear sense of alienation in her kindness.

In comparison, Su Ye is more intimate, even if they quarrel with each other, it is fun.

Eh?

Something is wrong with me...

No, no, absolutely not!

Oh oh oh

Chen Qianqian put on the Band-Aid, then picked up the screaming chicken and squeezed it hard. You... be more awake! Have you been slaughtered?

The screaming chicken makes people sober.

Chen Qianqian finally regained her rationality and took out the round-frame glasses from her handbag and put them on. The opponent was too cruel and wanted to keep his eyes open and see through the other party's conspiracy.

That bad guy Su Ye must have had any indescribable conspiracy. It’s all because I’m too beautiful and elegant…

Alas, damn!
Chapter completed!
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