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Chapter 492: It's so fun

Chen Qianqian said stubbornly: "Who doesn't understand? The egg I bought last time broke after being left for a week!"

Su Ye pinched the screaming chicken in her ear again.

Oh oh oh

Chen Qianqian was as if she was electrocuted and took a breath: "Hell~"

The other three smiled and watched the fun. After all, they were all boys. Chen Qianqian was so thin and slim. She was cute and cute. Wouldn't it be a pity if she didn't bully her? But they were all shameless people, but fortunately there was a beast like Su Ye.

Su Ye started the lecture mode: "That must be because the eggs you bought are not fresh. I will teach you three tricks to easily judge whether the eggs are fresh or not."

Chen Qianqian covered her ears and stared at Su Ye with a dog-looking expression: "What three moves?"

Su Ye: "First, weigh the weight. Eggs of the same size are not fresh, light is not fresh. Second, shake it. If you hear a noticeable shaking sound, it is not fresh. Third, this is the most amazing move!"

Chen Qianqian said contemptuously: "Open the egg and look?"

Su Ye was shocked: "You have a good brain! I didn't expect that you are pretty sister and you are also mentally retarded."

Chen Qianqian was about to be arrogant, but her waist was over: "That's it, I... eh?"

"Puff...hahahaha..."

He Mingliang laughed so hard that he patted the refrigerator. Wang Jier smiled a little restrainedly. Wang Xiaolong was the most exaggerated, and he kicked Su Ye's leg while laughing.

Su Ye: "The third move is... look at the birth! date! date!!"

Chen Qianqian's face bulged: "You are mentally retarded! Where does the production date for eggs come from? It's not made by factories."

Su Ye said contemptly: "Do you still buy authentic native eggs? They are all eggs from chicken farms, and a string of numbers is printed on the eggs, which is the production date. Of course, it is normal for people like you to have no common sense in life."

Chen Qianqian: "Why do I have no common sense in life? I often cook..."

Su Ye: "You are so beautiful, why should you cook yourself?"

Chen Qianqian said angrily: "I cook myself... Hey... what, I like cooking, can't it? Humph!"

Oh oh

Chen Qianqian: "Ahhhh! You can climb out, you're very upset."

This girl was so angry that Fang Yan was so angry that she exclaimed.

It's so fun!

Su Ye: "Please beg me."

Chen Qianqian: “…”

The other three people who watched the show had a very cute expression on their faces, and they all wanted to bully them.

Su Ye looked at He Mingliang and said, "Old He, how did you get the host qualification certificate? The program has been wrong like this, so I won't bring it back? Forget it, let me help you... Lao Wang, you will rot if you store so many vegetables in your refrigerator?"

Wang Xiaolong instantly put away his little face and said seriously: "Yes! There are often rotten vegetable leaves and other things. Then a few days ago, I found that all the potatoes inside sprouted."

Chen Qianqian really knows how to buy groceries and cook, and said, "The sprouted potatoes are poisonous and should be thrown away."

Wang Xiaolong: "I threw it away secretly because my mother never gave up."

Su Ye: "In fact, you can eat it by cutting off the germination and the green areas and neutralizing the toxins with vinegar."

Chen Qianqian seized the opportunity to fight back: "Do you know how to cook? What if you get poisoned?"

Su Ye looked serious: "Gastric washing, I washed my stomach at the age of eight."

Chen Qianqian suddenly wondered: "What did you eat?"

Su Ye: "The sprouted potatoes. The spicy and sour potato shredded potatoes that Brother Shu fried for me have a great taste."

Chen Qianqian: "Hehehehehehehehehehe..."

This guy was puzzled, laughing so hard that he was vaguely, and his laughter was also very magical.

Neuropathy!

Su Ye ignored her and went to search Wang Xiaolong's refrigerator again. Wang Xiaolong cooperated to accept the interview.

He Mingliang leisurely went to get a bottle of yogurt and drank it. Su Ye helped him with the ue process for the program, so there was no need to worry at all. Although the styles were different, the program made by Su Ye, a wild creature, was casually on the hot search.

Wang Jier is already stupid. He can say a few words when he is doing shows with He Mingliang. Now if it is Su Ye, he can't keep up with the rhythm at all.

On the contrary, Wang Xiaolong and Su Ye were very co-starring, and each question and answer were extremely smooth.

"My mother habitually stocks up a lot of vegetables, and some of them are rotten, so I secretly throw them away."

"Is there a possibility that every time you throw away some, your mom feels that the refrigerator is empty and buys you more."

"Yes! But I can't do anything!"

"I'll teach you a good idea."

"What?"

"Change a smaller refrigerator, tsk! Perfect."

"Yes! Absolutely! Your mother uh...you don't have a mother. I mean, don't your stepmother keeps vegetables and meat?"

"My family doesn't need this. First of all, my mother never buys vegetables and cooks. When I come, my father runs a pig farm. I just need to eat meat and cut a piece of it. It's fresh and the vegetables are also grown by my own home. My refrigerator is used to hold leftovers! The frozen layer is the ice cream prepared for me. Anyway, every time I go home, there are at least four ice creams in the refrigerator at home."

"Suddenly I envy you for having a stepmother."

"It's useless to envy you, you have to ask your dad about this."

"My dad may agree, but he specified that he could not walk to the Civil Affairs Bureau alive."

"shake hands!"

Su Ye and Wang Xiaolong were chatting, and suddenly shook hands in a historic way. The sadness and joy of men in the Northeast were the same as those of men in the Southwest!

After closing Wang Xiaolong's refrigerator, Su Ye took everyone back to the sofa area opposite to sit.

Su Ye: "Do your mother like to stock up other than eggs?"

Wang Xiaolong: "I'm busy with everything, I can't bear to throw away anything..."

Oh oh oh ~

Chen Qianqian sat between He Mingliang and Su Ye. After sitting down, she realized that she was screaming and even made a sound.

The scene was a little awkward at one point.

Wang Xiaolong was reminded by the screaming chicken, pointing at Chen Qianqian and said, "Yes! There is also chicken. My mother likes to stock chicken very much, saying that eating chicken will not make you fat."

Chen Qianqian's expression was very disappointed. Who would have reminded you of the chicken?

She slowly got up, picked up the screaming chicken under her butt, aimed at it, and smashed it at Su Ye's dog head.

Chen Qianqian was really angry, that guy must have done it on purpose.

Su Ye was agile and caught the screaming chicken in the air and said to Chen Qianqian: "Sister, you have a cell phone, right?"

Chen Qianqian: "Yes, what's wrong? I won't add your friends!"

Su Ye gently stroked the chicken and screamed: "People are so fond of the old and old. With a mobile phone, you don't need a landline (chicken)."

Chen Qianqian was furious: "You guy, hehehehe..."

Smiling with a trembling smile.

Others couldn't help laughing, but were amused by Chen Qianqian's magical laughter. What's so funny about landlines? The homonym of money is deducted!

He Mingliang smiled and said, "Qianqian, you smile so unrestrainedly. Do your fans know?"

Chen Qianqian covered her mouth and narrowed her eyes into a line: "Ah? Hehehe... Then I am, do you want to pinch the voice a little?"

Su Ye: "This is not a slight problem..."

Chen Qianqian threw a pillow over and physically blocked Su Ye's verbal output.

He Mingliang: "Qianqian, are you the kind of person who is prone to gain weight? Because, I used to think that I was not fat, until I went to "Mushroom" that Su Ye did not act as a human being, so I raised Tu Tu and I as pigs. After a season, I weighed more than ten pounds."

Chen Qianqian sat down: "I will be fat, so I often control my diet."

Wang Jier finally found the opportunity to speak: "So too! I used to pay attention to my diet when I was an athlete. I usually don't touch unhealthy foods."
Chapter completed!
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