Chapter 477: Daily Humiliation (Part 1)
Su Yeshe's bull disease is again: "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?"
Miss: “Yes.”
"Will he bet with his friends to do something very naive and brainless?"
"Never, he is very mature. His friends are all normal and...friendly. They usually go to the library, play ball, drink some beer together, and don't do strange things."
"I understand, you just fell in love? No more than a month."
"How do you know?"
"In less than three months, you will find a brand new ghost boyfriend. Believe me!"
"ah?"
"And you will slowly discover that his friends have problems with their brains and don't do human affairs all day long, especially when you are not here, it can be described as incredible..."
"Hiss... When you say this, I remember something."
"Um?"
"Last week, a classmate told me that they were playing table tennis with their faces, and I said it was impossible."
"hehe!"
Su Ye was searching for boxes one by one, while chatting with the assistant lady, without any rush.
Through yesterday's game, he had already figured out the combat effectiveness of these people. Except for Liu Huaqiang who had the advantage of robbing Su Ye, everyone else was much weaker than Su Ye.
Therefore, for the balance of the game and for the more fun of the show, Su Ye felt that he should be a little restrained at the beginning, and it didn't matter if he couldn't get the box. Otherwise, he would look evenly matched like yesterday, but Su Ye killed it in seconds as soon as he exerted his strength.
Moreover, the style of Fengfeng Huohuo is not Su Ye. Although no one is here to conceal the character, everyone's style is still very distinct.
Su Ye is the leisurely one, he has been like this since the "Metamorphosis Diary".
I always walk around in the garden and deal with difficulties one after another.
So, he was slowly going all the way and chatting with the assistant sister. The audience felt it was reasonable. Su Ye didn't have to worry about talking too much nonsense. He would cut it off later. If it was interesting, it would be retained. If it was boring, it would be fine to cut it all.
Su Ye came to the public bathroom on the third floor, opened the door and saw that the water heater had a machine on it, but the box was gone.
"A step late..."
Su Ye was not discouraged and continued to search slowly.
The young lady suddenly asked, "Ono, would you play table tennis with your friends on your face?"
Su Ye: "Fighted."
Miss: "Ah? Is it a great bet?"
Su Ye thought for a while: "It's just... I suddenly said that if you can catch the ball I served with your face, you will be great."
"What? What the hell is you so awesome?"
"You are so powerful, it is the highest honor in the world of men!"
"Well……"
The young lady said she couldn't understand.
Su Ye looked at Lao Liu, the photographer, and said, "Hey? Liu Pangpang, if you can jump over that toilet backwards, you will be great!"
Old Liu immediately became energetic and adjusted his posture to prepare to start: "What a joke!"
Lao Liu is a fat man who is in the fourteenth place. He has been filming Su Ye since "The Transformation Diary". In the past, he was almost fired from "The Transformation Diary" because he ran slowly and always lost the protagonist. Su Ye saved him because Su Ye ran slowly. Later, Lao Liu came to "The Mushroom House" to film Su Ye, but when it came to "Challenge Infinity", he was still because... he couldn't catch up with others.
Start, sprint, jump.
Although Lao Liu was slow, he still succeeded. He carried the camera panting and shook Su Ye's greasy hair.
Su Ye: "You are amazing!"
Old Liu's fat face suddenly smiled so hard that he was full of vigor.
The assistant lady was shocked.
The audience was also stupid, what's this?
But some male audiences fell into deep thought, why did they feel so friendly?
Barrage:
"Fake it?"
"Men aren't that stupid, are they?"
"Yes, don't ask me why I know. If I say too much, I will cry. My girl."
"When I was three years old, I played basketball with my dad. He played me a 48-2. I was going to take him to play basketball when he was sixty."
"The strange desire for victory and defeat among men!"
"I competed with my deskmate in elementary school to eat chalk, and I won."
"You're amazing!"
"Awesome, we're just eating paper..."
"And drink ink."
“Sharpen your pencil with your teeth.”
Su Ye found the camera in a room on the second floor, but there were no boxes.
He said: "Miss, now you know that our Extreme Men's Gang doesn't have to stay female guests? If you participate in a woman, the men's desire for victory or defeat will not be pure. Moreover, some people will worry about their image being unwilling to let go, some will want to protect girls, and some will be cool, which is terrible."
The young lady felt that Su Ye’s words were unreasonable, but they were logically consistent and could not find any faults.
She said, "Is that true?"
Su Ye lay on the ground and looked under the bed: "Yes, this show is the funny daily life of a group of silly men and a strange desire to win or lose. I tell you, no one is more capable of grasping people's hearts than me. If I were a men's football coach, I could take them to the World Cup."
The young lady stopped talking, and she didn't dare to talk nonsense. If something happened to happen later, her intern was fired.
Everyone has become accustomed to Su Ye’s daily humiliation, from “Mushroom” to “Challenge of the Limits”.
When he walked out of the room, Su Ye didn't give up and said, "I don't even have to make any tactical arrangements, just give them blood. Brother, if anyone gets a ball in this game, I... he is amazing! I tell you, make sure they are all screaming. After the game comes on, the goalkeepers must tie the ball to the goal with iron chains, otherwise they will run in front to get the ball."
"Puff..."
The young lady couldn't bear it anymore, and the cameraman laughed. Why can't I laugh?
Su Ye said again: "Bonuses, honors, spirits, sea cucumbers, those who cannot inspire men's football teams must stimulate them with the desire to win and lose. If you can run, I am considered you are awesome! If anyone has a messy hairstyle after a game, I am considered you are awesome! If he doesn't protect his sexual response, I am awesome! If he stimulates them like this, they may all beat the women's football team!"
The young lady was so happy that she couldn't speak, hiding in a place where the camera couldn't take a picture.
At this time, Fang Bo walked over with a box: "Director Su, who can beat the women's football team?"
Su Ye: "Men's Football Team."
Fang Bo laughed sarcastically: "Is it better to eat sea cucumbers? Or is it whiter than legs?"
Su Ye didn't talk nonsense to him: "Where are you hiding the box?"
Fang Bo shrugged: "What box? I don't know what you are talking about. Have you not found the box yet?"
Su Ye looked at Fang Bo with a smile: "Toby and Guo Shi were the ones who left after getting the box. They must have left now. Wang Xun and Liu Huaqiang sneakily discussed tying me upstairs with ropes. They didn't have a box. Only you got the box and haven't left yet. There is only one reason that you hid the box and stayed to watch the show."
This reasoning is incomplete and well-founded.
Chapter completed!