This year, the Shamatts were having the last dance of demons, and the era of fighting against gods in the music industry was fading away, sinking, and the era of high traffic in the entertainment industry was quietly coming with the blessing of 4G and gold yuan.

Su Ye was carrying his urea pocket through the courtyard in the village and introducing Lin Xueer to his hometown culture.

The two aunts stood at the gate of the yard and jumped around, pointing at each other rhythmically with both hands. They were excited and their voices were loud, and they made a series of friendly greetings.

Su Ye: "Sister Xueer, what you are seeing now is the intangible cultural heritage of our village. The two aunts are core members of the offline dance troupe. They are learning from each other to enhance friendship and improve dance skills."

Lin Xueer's eyes were straightened. Isn't this a scolding? I can do it too!

Passing by the pond, the two families faced each other with shovels, hoes, manure forks and shoulder poles in the pond to compete for the only little water to protect the seedlings in the pond.

Su Ye: "Sister Xueer, this is the militia training activity in our village every autumn. It is serious, lively, united and tense! Liu Dashuan, suddenly thrust!"

Lin Xueer was speechless and had bleeding in her head. Do you tell me that she was serious and lively?

In the village chief’s mansion, the village chief’s fat son was taking his friends to steal his own sausages. He stole a large skewer, and ran to the woods to bake with a lighter.

Su Ye: "The children of poor people have long been in the family. Even in the slack season, they are practicing their cooking skills hard, hoping to help their families share the burden."

Lin Xueer: "I won't burn the mountains, right?"

Su Ye smiled and pointed to a wall in front of him and said, "What are you thinking? Look at the slogan, we understand the method!"

The domineering words on the wall:

One person burned the mountain and the whole family went to jail, and the whole family was born and ligated in the village!

The barrage was once again enthusiastic and rewarded more and more. It was really because this guy was handsome and had good grades, but also had a sense of variety show.

Unlike the other side, people hate dogs hate them.

...

A confrontation was taking place on the side of the earthen road at the foot of the mountain. The program team and a city protagonist were tug-of-war. The program team asked Zhang Cheng to hand over his skin care products, but Zhang Cheng refused and took a bite of BB cream arrogantly. The program team staff were all frightened.

Zhang Cheng pointed to an associate director and said, "Come on! I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of you? I have insurance!"

The director was speechless. What new variety of mental retardation is this?

"Vomit, vomit..."

After a while, Zhang Cheng gave in. Such an expensive BB cream is not delicious. I will buy it next time I change the brand.

He dragged the box to the mountain, which was a little fresh. The staff asked him to walk slowly and be careful to fall.

Zhang Cheng: "I'm afraid of being a chicken, I have insurance!"

For the sake of the Fruit 4 mobile phone promised by his father, Zhang Cheng chose to endure.

After walking a hundred meters, Zhang Cheng was tired. Looking at the high and steep mountains, he cursed: "What kind of fuck is this shit place? Only the garbage is here, so it's not a fucking human being. I won't go!"

At this time, a group of people came to the mountain road. It was Su Ye who was delayed by delivering pigs.

Originally, the urban and rural protagonists of "Metamorphosis Diary" usually had no chance to meet, but this time there was an accident.

Zhang Cheng sat on his suitcase, looked at the person coming, and smiled and said, "Hey? It's the rural boy who changed me, right? I'll meet him."

Director: "What are you doing with him? Don't make trouble!"

Zhang Cheng: "I have insurance!"

Su Ye was chatting with Lin Xueer. In order to take care of her, Su Ye deliberately walked slowly, telling jokes from time to time, making this simple elder sister unable to close her legs.

In the distance, Zhang Cheng, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, said: "Is this guy also safe?"
Chapter completed!