Chapter 372: Pit(1/2)
After Mr. Wu gave the money, he laughed gloatingly and said yellow teeth: "Hahaha... someone else's one pound, one cent, one pound. My baby, are there any other people's field?"
The program team reached some kind of PY deal with Lao Wu.
Lao Bai: "I won't sell it to you if I have it! I'm so angry that I'm bullied me, Yin'er, for only more than 100 yuan. How can I explain to the children who dig lotus roots when I go back? What will they think of me?"
Su Ye Gonghuo: "Others don't know, the three giants in the land reclamation group will definitely think you are very stupid."
Bai Zhantang: "I thought you had negotiated the price in advance."
Su Ye: "I thought you had negotiated the price."
Bai Zhantang: "Am I qualified to negotiate the price?"
Su Ye: "Uh..."
Ask the soul.
Su Ye was confused. It seemed that he was careless, but the pot must be placed on the old man. Su Ye, who is just, brave, smart and handsome, must not make such a low-level mistake.
So, Su Ye said, "It's your job to send lotus roots. I just kindly came to help. Have you forgotten?"
Bai Zhantang seemed to cry and laugh again: "Ah? Yes... I'm sorry for you~"
Uncle Wu: "Haha, isn't it very effective in variety shows?"
Su Ye: "..."
Teacher Bai glanced at Mr. Wu who was still gagging and said, "Uncle, do you still understand the effect of variety shows? I really thank you!"
Then, he boarded the three-wheeled round to carry Su Ye back to the mushroom house.
Sorrowful and miserable.
Su Ye sat in the car behind and said, "This is the scene, I just want to play a song of Erhu for Lao Bai to accompany you."
Bai Zhantang: "What kind of a very despicable?"
Su Ye pretended to play the erhu, imitating the timbre of the erhu in his mouth, and sobbing sadly: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah..."
In the sad erhu music, under the scorching sun at 4:30 pm.
Lao Bai climbed the three-wheeled wheel, and was about to cry without tears...
Suddenly, Bai Zhantang turned around and said, "Don't let it go, I'm almost crying. What's the name? It sounds nice."
Su Ye: "I will give you a song "Erquan Yingyue" to you, Teacher Bai of the Desperate God."
Lao Bai said in a daze: "Then I am a loser? I have found inspiration for you for music creation!"
Su Ye nodded: "Don't worry, I have a premonition that this song will accompany you for the rest of your life and may become your exclusive BGM."
"Then I have to listen carefully, you, you are humming a few times."
"Yeah yah yah yah..."
"Okay, okay, so miserable! I'm so miserable!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"You're still laughing?"
"Stop! Lao Bai comes with me."
"Gaha, go to Lao Su?"
After being abused for a day, Lao Bai and Su Ye had some inexplicable relationship, jumped out of the car and followed Su Ye to the convenience store on the side of the road.
Su Ye: "Look, this is the only convenience store in the village."
Bai Zhantang: "What's the matter?"
"We bought all the ice cream and ice cream, and returned to the Mushroom House to greedy program team."
"It's really good to revenge!"
"First cry for greed, then sell them at a high price. The rest should be recorded in the refrigerator for two and a half days to ensure that they make a lot of money! Let them spit out all the money they cheated on us!"
"Heaven! He is worthy of being the famous Su Jian... Principal Su."
So, the aunt in the convenience store also smiled so hard.
Bai Zhantang took out the money to sell lotus roots and prepared to settle the bill, a total of 121 yuan.
Su Ye stopped him.
"You should use your own money to pay, so that the money you earn is yours."
"Yes! But my phone password is not yet..."
"The number of wings, ears, and the number of eyes. You calculate."
“101020?”
"Try it?"
"I can't open it."
"Chicken also has ears. The chicken's ears only have the middle and inner ears, no external ears, and have not completely evolved. They are located below the side of the eye and are covered with chicken feathers, so it is difficult to find."
Gu Feng
"Oh, you really know everything... it's turned on."
drop!
The payment was successful.
Lao Bai said happily: "How much can I earn before I leave tomorrow? Lao Su, please do it for me."
Su Ye: "How could it be sold out so quickly if more than seventy pieces of ice cream?"
Bai Zhantang's smile froze: "Ah?"
Su Ye analyzed: "Scarcity is expensive, and you can't sell them too much at a time. You have to slowly increase your appetite, so that you can sell it more. In this way, you can record two more issues to ensure you make a lot of money."
Lao Bai blinked his eyes, blinked, "How did I feel... I was being tricked again?"
Su Ye: "Impossible! You are so wise, who can deceive you? Besides, I have written you exclusive BGM. What kind of friendship is this? A life-long friendship! Like brothers!"
Bai Zhantang got on the bike: "It seems that too... from today on we will be brothers!"
Su Ye: "Of course, I hit it off when I saw it, my second brother!"
Lao Bai: "So, my brother! Hey? Why am I the second brother? I am older than you!"
"Then I call you second brother, Mr. Guan is also the second brother."
"Okay brother!"
Su Ye sat in the car and started eating ice cream, hiding his merits and fame.
The price of the first phase is for him to record three phases, and there is also free ice cream to eat, which is so delicious!
In addition to a large box of ice cream, on the way home, they were also chasing the car by his mother, a large piece of bacon, which was a big gain.
Back to the Mushroom House.
Lao Bai told everyone about selling lotus roots and buying ice cream out of his own pocket to take revenge.
Everyone in the Mushroom House had very wonderful expressions.
This stupid.
Su Ye: "Thanks to Lao Bai's wit, I thought of the trick of buying ice cream."
Bai Zhantang: "Brother, do I think?"
Su Ye: "It must be you! Second brother, move the ice cream into the refrigerator quickly. If it melts, it won't be sold at a good price."
Lao Bai ran in with the box in his arms.
Tu Jun finally laughed out loud.
Su Ye walked to the program team and whispered: "Please cooperate. You must be very interested in ice cream. If you lose a little money, you can use him to record two more episodes of the program and save hundreds of thousands to give you bonuses."
Zhang Hengxi: "Understand! Make sure to make money."
Su Ye: "It's mainly a sense of accomplishment!"
Zhang Hengxi: "Full understand!"
Over there, a few girls started to complain about how naive men were!
Lao Bai put out the ice cream, took out ten yuan and distributed it to the guests, and took everyone to squat in front of the program team and licked the ice cream, asking everyone to lick it out loud.
Zhang Hengxi's poor acting skills exploded: "Ah I can't stand it anymore! I'll pay ten yuan, sell me one!"
Bai Zhantang: "Hahaha, he is anxious and he is anxious! Twenty, I will sell you to twenty."
Zhang Hengxi said in pain: "Twenty is twenty."
Old Baifei ran into the house and took a piece, sold it to Zhang Hengxi, and he was cheering with twenty pieces of paper and said, "Ah hahaha, it's me."
Barrage:
To be continued...