Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 366: A Poem

"Do you need to delete the part of eating intestines?"

One of the deputy directors, Zhang Hengxi, is an old subordinate of Zheng Xun and the object of everyone's efforts to cultivate. He is Su Ye's body cameraman this season. At this time, he approached Su Ye and asked.

Su Ye: "What about that? Xixi, fortunately you are not a director, otherwise the show would be ruined."

Zhang Hengxi fiddled with the machine and said stubbornly: "That's not necessarily the case. If I am the director, this show will definitely be even more porno, just like the clothes of the three of them."

Of course, all the shots just now were cut off.

At the beginning of this episode, Su Ye led the three giants of the land reclamation group and Wang Hongyan to walk beside the lotus field opposite the mushroom house. The scenery was pleasant and the sun was shining brightly.

The audience knew Wang Hongyan, but the audience naturally did not know the three crooked people in the land reclamation group.

So, the barrage is a little strange:

"Damn it, who didn't pull the zipper of the crotch?"

"I look so unique."

"The land reclamation group? What the hell?"

"Is it a newly established boy group?"

"Not it? It's ugly!"

"What kind of aesthetics are there in the entertainment industry now? Can you make your debut?"

"It seems that it's not an artist..."

"Looking at them reminds me of Qi Dongqiang last year."

"These three people are so stupid!"

The program team finally gave the three giants of the land reclamation group, which is like this... Free Labor No. 1, 2, and 3 came from the land reclamation group of Zhenyuan No. 2 Middle School.

The barrage immediately reversed. Since you are not an artist, you can accept it. The most annoying thing about the so-called idol combinations that capital has forced to promote.

"Brother Ye! Early!"

Above, Tu Jun lay on the railing of the yard of the Mushroom House and greeted him enthusiastically. He and He Mingliang and Zhang Sinuo had just arrived at the Mushroom House.

Zhang Sinuo ran out after hearing the sound, and slowed down at the edge of the yard, waved his hand timidly...

He Mingliang walked over with a kettle: "Xiao Ye, look at the lotus flowers blooming so well. I wonder if the lotus is ripe."

The Soviet Union and the Japanese gave Xiao Qiang a wink.

Xiao Qiang nodded, opened the folding stool he carried with him with a click and placed it on the edge of the field: "Brother Ye, please sit down!"

Su Ye: "I'll ask you to pick up some lotus root and see if it's ripe."

Xiao Qiang: "Eating lotus root will make you ugly."

Su Ye: "..."

You are so fucked by the elm-head, you can even play homophones? It's so awkward.

Xiao Qiang himself knew that he had not performed well, so he scratched his buzz head awkwardly, took off his shoes and started to pick it up.

Su Ye took the others to continue walking and came to the Mushroom House.

He Mingliang helped Su Ye take the suitcase and smiled and said, "No, Ono. I asked you to see the beautiful scenery of the lotus pond, but you asked someone to dig lotus roots? Such a beautiful scenery, shouldn't you write a poem?"

Su Ye: "The life of a genius is as lonely as snow, how can there be so much sadness in spring and autumn?"

Tu Jun took a palm fan and helped Su Ye fan: "I feel a lot when I heard what you said!"

Su Ye: "Then do you come and write a poem?"

Tu Jun shook his hair and began to brew: "Uh, um..."

Su Ye: "You are becoming more and more like Fang Bo, and you will not be with him in the crew in the future."

Tu Jun: "Oh."

Zhang Sinuo, who helped Wang Hongyan take the luggage, said blankly: "So... what about poetry?"

Zeng Jianjun: "The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners and hangs itself on the southeast branch."

Zhang Sinuo: "Ahhh, hello. Are you?"

Wang Hongyan, the "contract worker" of the Mushroom House, helped introduce: "This is Zeng Jianjun from the land reclamation group. This is Li Gang, and the one in the field below is Xiao Qiang."

After a brief greeting, He Mingliang: "Is the land reclamation group? Is the idol group?"

Li Gang blew bangs the non-existent bangs: "Huh! The land reclamation group is a land reclamation team, mainly responsible for the development of wasteland near the river at Zhenyuan No. 2 Middle School. In the first half of this year, one acre of watermelon field, three acres of rice fields, and four acres of corn fields..."

Guru

He Mingliang: "Ah... the needle won't poke."

After slipping away, Lao He went to boil water and sighed in his heart that Su Ye could always find strange and funny amateurs, and always make "Mushroom House" different from other erotic shows.

Today, these three are better than the other, and their effects will never be worse than Qi Dong.

Tu Jun brought two giants upstairs to put their luggage upstairs, and also brought Wang Hongyan's upstairs.

Zhang Sinuo took Wang Hongyan to sit on a swing alone and started chatting. The two introverted and shy people talked too much when they were in a good manner.

He Mingliang was grinding coffee beans and said to Su Ye, who was lying in the rocking chair again: "Is the food of your crew very good? I think Tu Tu seems to have gained a few pounds again."

Su Ye sneered: "The fat chef feeds him five times a day, and there will be ghosts if he is not fat!"

He Mingliang: "Five pens?"

Su Ye: "Do you know the fat chef in my crew? He has a good cooking skills and has learned a few skills from Brother Shu, so he likes actors who can eat. In the past half month, in addition to three meals a day, the fat chef also prepares afternoon tea and midnight snacks for Brother Gou, without any other repetitions every day."

He Mingliang: "Beautiful! This year's crayfish are stable."

The second fattening dog brother plan.

Su Ye hummed a song:

"The sparrow outside the window talks too much on the telephone pole. You say this sentence is very summery. The pencil in your hand goes back and forth on the paper. I will use a few lines to describe who you are mine..."

He Mingliang: "New song?"

Su Ye: "You want to know the taste of saury fish, cats and cats, thudding thudding thudding thudding thudding thudding... I forgot the words."

I was too lazy to spend time thinking Taricha.

The barrage was still unsatisfied, and he began to ask Su Ye to debut and make a song.

Tu Jun ran down from the upper floor: "Don't forget the lyrics, I'll run down to listen to your singing."

Su Ye took the freshly brewed coffee handed over by He Mingliang: "Are you very idle?"

Tu Jun rubbed his hands: "It's okay today. The firewood has been chopped, the dog has been fed, and the mule and cow's dung sister has just pushed it. Moreover, no one called to order food..."

Su Ye: "It will definitely be called."

Tu Jun stood up silently and left with a strange smile: "Since Brother Ye has opened his golden mouth, I'll go to the living room to wait. Brother Ye's prophecy will never fail..."

Ring ling ling ling ling …

"What am I talking about?"

Tu Jun pushed Li Gang and Zeng Jianjun who were going downstairs to answer the phone together.

Brother Dog directly pressed the hands-free button: "Hey, hello, this is a mushroom house."

Opposite: "Hello, I am Teacher Su's idol, no, he is my fan... he is my idol."

Tu Jun scratched his head directly: "Teacher Su?"

Li Gang shouted: "You want to call Principal Su!"

Zeng Jianjun: "It is the just, brave, smart and handsome Principal Su!"

Tu Jun: "Hey? Yes, I almost forgot that Ye Ge's surname is Su."

The opposite side was also startled: "Oh my god, why is there a Yiner? I was scared."

Tu Jun: "It's two."

The opposite paused: "Well... I am Northeast Silver, I want to order a Northeast dish and ask Teacher Su to make it for me. I order a pot bun again."

Su Ye walked in with a palm-leaf fan: "Oh, then who, I heard it as soon as I heard it."

He Mingliang followed him with an incredible look on his face.

Can this be heard?

The other party obviously pretended to be accustomed to his voice.

The opposite side was also anxious and said, "I'm not, I'm not that person..."

Su Ye: "It's definitely you. I know you. Are you very handsome?"

The voice of the opposite side was two points high: "Yes, yes, yes...haha, of course, it's very handsome and very connotative."

Su Ye: "Bai Zhantang! I heard it as soon as I heard it."
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next