The fishing master, after shaking the boy's heart, sat on the sofa and started making tea: "I'll leave the fish to Ono!"

Su Yemao went to the kitchen with a bucket and began to kill fish.

Aunt Zhao got up and prepared to help: "Go to play Ono, Auntie cooks."

Lao Leng smiled: "You can't kill fish, why are you going to lick it? Are you able to cut fish? Do you know how to slice fish? Moreover, you don't cook delicious food, why are you so active..."

Leng Mian kicked his dad in the calf, please don’t be so stupid?

I angered my mother, neither of us has a good life!

Aunt Zhao held back, glared at Lao Leng, and then sneered at her daughter: "It's better for my family to live in peace!"

Leng Mian was trembling when he was stunned: "I, I... have gone to do my homework."

Lao Leng: "Didn't you finish writing last night? Dad has checked you for those homework."

Leng Mian sighed: "Lao Leng, can you stop talking?"

Lao Leng said again: "Of course, An An is the best life for my family. An An is the little princess."

Aunt Zhao: "Little Princess? Haha! She is a female Bodhisattva."

Leng Mian: “…”

Lao Leng: "What female Bodhisattva?"

While slicing the fish, Su Ye shouted: "It's the female Bodhisattva with an angel face and a Bodhisattva's heart!"

Lao Leng: "My family An An is indeed a kind-hearted little angel... Hey? What is An An doing? An An, your classmates are here to visit, so you should stay with them."

Leng Mian was even more ashamed and plunged into his bedroom and didn't dare to come out.

Aunt Zhao shook her head and sneered: "You should be more careful! Wild boars are smarter than you."

One pun.

Leng Mian in the room was trembling.

Lao Lengque was unaware of it: "What qualifications do you have to laugh at me as a doctoral student for being stupid?"

The little wild boar was shameless and said, "Auntie, there is a saying in my hometown that is 'The pig's face is like a loud heart'. If the uncle is really not smart, how could he marry such a young, beautiful, gentle and virtuous wife? Therefore, hunters often appear in the posture of prey."

As soon as these words were said, they not only perfectly counterattacked, but also praised Leng’s parents.

Lao Leng laughed and called me stupid?

Then how did you fall into my claws back then?

Aunt Zhao: "Yes! He is also a wild boar."

Once was.

Su Ye said: "Auntie, the wild boar has to be smart. The farmer's vegetable garden is very strict. Anyone who is stupid will be beaten to death and eat meat. How can those who survive will not be smart?"

Aunt Zhao: "Geese, goose, goose..."

I remembered the various fancy operations that Lao Leng did when he pursued her, and he was never shameless.

Su Ye continued to blew: "Wild boars usually go out to find food in the early morning and evening, and they are bold and careful and never follow the old path..."

Click.

The bedroom door opened, Leng Mian blushed into an apple, and shouted: "Su Ye! Shut up!"

Su Ye smiled and said, "Oh, that's great."

Lao Leng: "An An, how can you talk to your classmates like this?"

"Lao Leng, stop talking."

Bang, Leng Mian closed the door and continued to be an ostrich.

Lao Leng ignored her and turned around and chatted with Su Ye: "Ono knows a lot, even knows the living habits of wild boars? Do you still have wild boars in your hometown now?"

Su Ye was slicing fish fillets: "Yes, I'm not here for half a month, they'll be miserable. My old man must have hidden a lot of detonators..."

Aunt Zhao went to watch TV and occasionally glanced at Lao Leng.

She thought to herself that this end was really degraded, and even her kind could not recognize her, and she had no sense of crisis at all.

...

A quiet small countryside in the southwest.

Boom-

With a loud bang, countless sparrows flew away.

A few minutes later.

Bang ~

Another explosion.

Half an hour later, Brother Shu was carried back in a basket by the village chief. His left leg, which was a little lame but could barely walk, was also arched by a wild boar. Moreover, his face was covered with iron sand and blood.

But... Zhang Cheng and Li Junzhe carried a wild boar that was killed.

Although I ran a few heads, I had at least gained.

Brother Shu was in the bag, his face was covered in blood, but he was holding Ye Ziyan in his mouth and set up a dragon gate formation with the village chief.

Damn big guy temperament, he hits his face.

Zhang Cheng and Li Junzhe admired Brother Shu very much, and real men never shed tears.

After the wild boar hole was blown up half an hour ago, my brother Shu was pressed to the ground by a wild boar and rubbed it repeatedly for ten minutes. He kept silent and calm. Brother Shu asked them to shoot him with gunpowder guns. Only by shooting away the wild boar can Brother Shu survive, otherwise he would be poked to death by his fangs.

You can't run away, after all, Brother Shu no longer has his legs.

Zhang Cheng was scared and Li Junzhe was quite calm and shot Brother Shu.

The wild boar was injured by iron sand, which scared away the gunshots.

Although Brother Shu also got dozens of them, he escaped with peace of mind. The guns were far apart and the iron sand had less lethality. Brother Shu didn’t know yet?

After escaped from danger, Brother Shu sat on the ridge of the field with his broken legs, wrapped a leaf cigarette with his only remaining hand and lit it.

At that time, Zhang Cheng and Li Junzhe were in power.

Brother Shu calmly sucked the clouds and blew up: "I'm so anxious? Someone will come to lift me up when I'm late."

It is worth mentioning that the two senior videographers in the program team hid on the slope and captured the whole story of the incident. Anyone with poor psychological quality was angry with the naughty children, and the cameramen who could leave behind were all like a rock.

When he got home, the village chief took out his cell phone and called.

Brother Shu said while picking the iron sand on his face, "Don't bother Team Zhang anymore. When my feet are well, I will surrender myself. Isn't it just detaining Mai? Brother Pao is willing to eliminate harm for the people!"

The village chief said angrily: "I call your baby."

Brother Shu was shocked and almost knocked over the white wine that had washed his wounds and begged: "Don't beat, don't beat! Ono is busy studying..."

Zhang Cheng: "Today is Saturday, we will go back tomorrow."

Brother Shu: "..."

The phone number was soon connected, and the phone number was called Su Ye’s mobile phone number.

But in the morning, after Su Ye got his new cell phone, he called Brother Shu, but he couldn't trust the old man, so he also called the village chief.

The village chief told Brother Shu to blow up the wild boar and handed Su Shu the phone number.

Brother Shu took the phone with his hands trembling, and his voice even trembled: "Hey...hey~ Ono, I, I...ah, OK. Never again..."

When the program is played in this section, it is marked with bold red characters:

Privately harboring explosives is a serious illegal act! Su Shu has surrendered himself at the police station, and what is waiting for him will be severe punishment from the law!

However, many tragic shots were cut off, which was too bloody and violent.

Barrage:

"Good guy! I'm so convinced..."

"Brother Shu is mighty."

"I am worthy of being Brother Wen."

"God is willing to eliminate harm for the people!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Brother Wen and his son are both gods!"

"It would be great if I could reward Brother Shu, tsk..."

"I originally thought that Su Ye had already been invincible in the world by opening the art performance as a concert, but I didn't expect that the old man in the end would steal the limelight."

"It's more sexy than Brother Shu."

"Iron-minded! Shoot at me! Hahaha!"

"After recording the program, go to jail, I'm a sage."
Chapter completed!