Chapter 357: Brother Shu can ward off evil spirits
Speaking of which, after "The Diary of Transformation" two years ago, an entertainment company actually contacted Brother Shu and prepared to package Brother Shu into the comedy world.
Please make your debut!
Brother Shu, you are a natural comedian. You can laugh to death with a lot of people when you stand that way.
However, Brother Shu, who has ideals and morals, is busy going in to study and has no idea about the entertainment industry. When Brother Shu returns from school after half a year, he becomes obsessed with raising wild boars, and he has no idea of debut.
Last year, Su Ye filmed "The Stupid Army Commander", and Brother Shu had no idea. This time he wanted to make a guest appearance in the movie, just to see King Liu.
Last time Su Ye got Liu Andy's signature in Shu, and on the T-shirt, Brother Shu was so happy.
At this time, Tan Lier looked around and asked Su Ye: "Where is Brother Shu?"
Su Ye: "He will not arrive in the afternoon."
Tan Lir: "Oh, I thought he was attending the opening ceremony too..."
Su Ye shook his head: "My old man is a firm atheist, honest materialist, and never believes in any monsters and monsters. He saw that we worship God here and asked us for a day to tell us."
Tan Lir was shocked: "He is still an atheist?"
"It's not just! Brother Shu is also a ghost catcher."
"Atheistic Ghost Catcher?"
"Son-huo."
"Atheism doesn't believe in ghosts, can you catch ghosts?"
Su Ye: "When I was young, the village chief's house often haunted in the middle of the night. He hired many Taoist priests to do nothing. The ghost often appeared at night and could fly from the flat ground to the second floor. The chickens did not bark or bite them, and they came and went without a trace. They scared the village chief several times. Later, my old man realized it and was very interested and volunteered to help catch the ghost."
Tan Lir said curiously: "Did you catch it? Isn't Brother Shu atheist? He can catch ghosts?"
Su Ye showed a reminiscent look: "Brother Shu built a circle of animals at home, and the iron chains were ready. He said he wanted to catch them and raise them, and he was tamed as a mule. Maybe he could use them to plow the fields and carry bricks. If it was a female ghost, cough cough..."
Tan Lir's expression became weird: "An? What are you doing?"
Su Ye: "It was a dark and windy night. Brother Shu excitedly carried a gunpowder gun and went to the old locust tree outside the village chief's house to catch ghosts."
Tan Lir frowned: "And then murmur?"
Su Ye spread his hands: "Then the village chief and her wife divorced, and the village chief stopped working and rushed back to divorce his wife."
Tan Lir: "What's the situation?"
Su Ye: "Two adulterers, one was interrupted by Shu Ge's shot, the other was chased by Shu Ge for twenty miles, and he was so tired that he foamed at the mouth and fainted from his mouth."
Tan Lir: "…”
Su Ye was a little disappointed: "What is the second floor flying without barking and dogs, but the result is that one downstairs and one upstairs and one inside and outside. Brother Shu was angry and thought it was a new species, so he was ready to tie it back and study it! The village chief was also angry and vomited blood because he asked the Taoist priest to spend a lot of money."
Therefore, when I saw Lin Xueer, the village chief’s first reaction was to drag it into Baogulin to play. The village chief was injured...
Tan Lir silently lit a cigarette: "Today, the weather is OK, not hot."
Comrade Lao Tan suddenly knew why Su Ye could become a director at the age of 16, and he was a great storyteller.
Su Ye: "Since then, my brother Shu has become a well-known ghost-catching master. He is good at using detonators and gunpowder guns to exorcize demons and scientifically capture ghosts. In half a year, our area is dozens of miles in a radius, and it is no longer haunted."
Tan Minr left smoking a cigarette, probably shocked.
Tu Jun came over after going to Xiang: "Brother Ye, what a haunted?"
Su Ye told him about Brother Shu’s heroic deeds again. Tu Jun was so excited that his face was distorted and called Brother Shu Niu Pi.
Tu Jun went to shoot an advertisement yesterday and arrived this morning, and was also very active.
The opening ceremony was completed step by step. It was already noon. The crew went to a dilapidated hotel next to Luohan Temple for dinner. The hotel was also rented and was also one of the shooting venues. What they valued was it... It was broken enough.
In the afternoon, they first filmed the guest scenes of Zhang Sinuo and Sasaki. They played the role of a bad girl in the game hall and refused to let Xiaomeng catch up.
If the effect is not good, you don’t need to be replaced.
Game hall.
Tu Jun, who was obviously fat, changed into Xie Xiaomeng's clothes, put on black-framed glasses, naturally greasy skin, and yellowed teeth... It's quite touching!
Especially after taking off his hat, his thin hair and brilliant hairline were overly mature.
Zhang Sinuo and Sasaki also dressed up with non-mainstream grooming, unsophisticated hair accessories, and dressing styles in urban and rural junctions. The makeup artist also put on them the makeup that was very "popular" in the past few years, blush + blue eyeshadow.
This is deliberately making them ugly. After all, we can't steal the limelight from the heroine too much.
Start shooting.
Xie Xiaomeng took the camera and met with two beauties playing games.
Xie Xiaomeng asked for a gang: "My name is Xie Xiaomeng, please call me Charles. This is my teaching material when I specialize in the human body at the Royal College of Art in Newport. Of course, I will also study some topics with very strong subjectivity. During this period, I have been studying the mother city and the son..."
Zhang Sinuo flipped through the photo album handed over by Xie Xiaomeng: "Disgusting."
Xie Xiaomeng reached out to pull Sasaki: "...so, leave me a phone number!"
Sasaki's eyes widened: "Don't you do it? I don't think it's necessary!"
Xie Xiaomeng: "Puchi...hehehe..."
Card!
The front was very good, but Tu Jun laughed again. Every time he heard Jae-chan say the lines, he couldn't hold it in. Who knew what he was laughing at.
This is the 16th time.
Zhang Sinuo complained: "Brother, you are too unemployed, are you? My hands are so weak when I read the books."
Sasaki: "Ah~ Tusang#%@*..."
Tu Jun was still laughing madly. His demonic laughter made the crew members present laugh, and there was a phenomenon of human-to-human transmission.
Su Ye was speechless.
At this time, Brother Shu with a messy hairstyle walked in: "Ono, haven't finished taking pictures yet?"
Tu Jun stopped laughing immediately and swallowed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry Brother Shu, we'll take pictures immediately, right away..."
The laughter of the staff also came to an abrupt end.
The shadow of a person's name is not only famous, but also shadows, shadows.
A lighting clerk also pointed at Tu Jun: "He always laughed."
Tu Jun waved his hand quickly: "No, no! I will never smile again, Brother Shu, I swear!"
Brother Shu found a stool and sat next to Su Ye, pinched Su Ye's arm, patted Su Ye's butt, and smiled, the baby grew taller again! He ignored Tu Jun and didn't understand what laughter was.
Start shooting again.
One pass.
Tu Jun didn't laugh anymore, and after the filming, he even glanced at Brother Shu, as if he was afraid that Brother Shu would blow him up.
Su Ye watched the replay and said, "This one has passed, I'm going to take a picture."
The remaining shots were taken strangely smoothly.
Chapter completed!