Chapter 350: Deformation Diary
Except for Su Ye and Fang Bo, no one else knew that Xu Lang had taken laxatives and thought he was performing in acting again.
Several people praised that the bald man's acting skills were really good. He started to whine at first, but now he switched to silent mode, which made people feel that his "sickness" is aggravating, and his acting is really progressing step by step!
Guo Shi was helping cut the chili in the kitchen and said to Yang He: "Grandpa, Lao Xu has a good acting skills."
Since that funny short film became popular, many people have called Yang He grandfather.
Yang Daxian said: "It's true that I want to get it."
Outside, a trace of surprise flashed in Andy Liu's eyes. If you have the opportunity to work with Xu Lang in the future, you are very talented! This performance is silent than sound.
Fang Bo scratched his head, and the more he acted, the more embarrassing he became. I told Director Su that now all audiences across the country know that you, Xu Lang, are acting.
After a while, Xu Lang, who came out of the toilet, turned pale and his eyes were a little distracted.
He didn't mention fishing anymore, but sat on a small stool in front of the kitchen stove.
Yang He was placing braised ingredients and said, "What are you playing here? Go to the performance in front of Su Ye outside."
Xu Lang: "You may not believe it when you say it, I really have diarrhea..."
Yang Daxian: "Haha! I believe you say you perm your hair."
Xu Lang was speechless: "I'll use a tong to perm my head?"
Fang Bo carried a basket and held a hoe on his back, and looked at the window: "Big, brother, are you still fishing? Oh my god... I'm going to dig earthworms for you."
Xu Lang's eyes were blank: "No fishing."
Fang Bo scratched his head and muttered to Liu Andy out of the yard: "How fat is Brother Xu? He doesn't hold the fishing rod, he doesn't fish, I'll help him fish."
Fang Bo and Liu Andy went to the pepper field to pick peppers. They applied for it on their own initiative. Seeing that Mr. Yang He was helping with cooking, they were really embarrassed to be idle. They dug some earthworms on the side of the road. When they passed by the pond, Fang Bo inserted the fishing rod to the shore and walked away with a basket on his back.
Andy Liu: "Are you not guarding me? How can you fish?"
Fang Bo: "It's up to you! The program team can also pick Brother Xu next to the fishing rod."
The program team really did that.
The weak Xu Lang, who was clamped his head like a pair of chopsticks and braised eggs, raised the mushroom house, placed it by the pond, and even put it on a straw hat and thermos for him.
Then... the fishing rod was dragged away and a fat fish was scrambling to death in the pond.
Xu Lang, who was beaten by the phone, shook his head and naturally didn't care about the fishing rod.
Fang Bojian walked over and picked up the fishing rod, took it off, and used a piece of grass to penetrate the fish's gills and hung it on the shore. Then he threw the fishing rod and ran back to the chili field on it to continue picking the chili.
Andy Liu stared at the dog and said, "Is it... I caught a fish?"
Fang Bo blew his hair: "Huh~ Brother Xu is a fishing expert! I admire him very much!"
Andy Liu: “…”
The program team gave the fake Xu Lang four big words - "The King of Fishing".
Barrage:
"I'll go, is this really diarrhea?"
"I took laxatives, hahaha..."
"Poor Xu Lang."
"Why did King Liu and Fang Bo do the job?"
"The Mushroom House Law, anyone who comes here will unconsciously start working."
"It's better for Brother Wen to have a solution."
"Fang Bo is so stupid. Can you catch fish?"
"I'll go..."
"Is the chuck animation serious?"
"Haha! Xu Datou was awarded a new title."
"Cloud fishing..."
"God, I admire him very much."
"Although this newcomer named Fang Bo looks so pretty, she has a good variety show."
“He looks very variety show.”
"I think he was simply led to the destruction of Su Ye and Xu Datou and the others."
At five o'clock, He Mingliang drove back.
The menu was written by Su Ye using a memo on his mobile phone and posted it in the WeChat group of Mushroom House. They just need to buy it according to the order. It's very simple. They don't even need to bargain. After all, Mushroom House has become rich overnight. Yesterday, the guests contributed 300 to pull radish, and Sasaki Hikki operated it to 500. Today, this group of people will make bookshelf to help generate income...
Although it cost a lot, as long as Su Ye Peu is good, the deposits in Mushroom House are expected to exceed four digits historically.
In the car, Tu Jun and Sasaki in the back row were eating bigfoot ice cream. Zhang Sinuo, who was in the passenger seat, looked back enviously and licked his lips from time to time.
He Mingliang: "Haha, I think my sister is so greedy that she wants to eat and get it myself, so I bought so much."
Zhang Sinuo shook his head: "If you don't dare to eat, you will get fat. There is still a chance during the summer vacation."
Tu Jun: "It's like no one can say anything."
Zhang Sinuo: "Then don't you control your weight? You're getting fat again this season."
Tu Jun: "I am devoting myself to art. Brother Ye said that my role in the movie is fat, and the fatter it is, the more fun it is."
Zhang Sinuo asked Sasaki again: "Sister, aren't you afraid of being fat?"
Sasaki said blankly: "Ah? Apart from sumo wrestlers, have you ever seen obese Japanese?"
Zhang Sinuo fell into a myth: "Is it because of the physical condition?"
Tu Jun: "How can you be fat when eating fish all day? Aristocrats prohibit eating meat for more than a thousand years. It is difficult to gain weight. Don't ask me how to know. Otaku understands Japan best. But their girls like fat boys. Styles like me are popular in Japan."
Sasaki: "That won't be there."
Tu Jun: "..."
He Mingliang smiled and said, "Hahahaha..."
Zhang Sinuo also covered her face with a smile: "Hey, I'm so laughing to death, do you have a face hurt?"
Tu Jun: "No...Why did Wai Jiang suddenly understand Chinese?"
Sasaki: "Little bit. Susan taught well!"
Su Ye’s method of learning Chinese was very special. She asked her to watch Japanese cartoons dubbed in Mandarin, and her Chinese proficiency improved rapidly.
Tu Jun touched his face: "Brother Ye... He has a good idea to do education, but I don't know if he can educate the people in the house well. He won't act like a misunderstanding, right?"
He Mingliang: "You don't know Ono yet? Wild dogs will be trained for three minutes when they pass by him..."
As expected.
When the four of them returned to the mushroom house, they saw a strange scene, strange but reasonable.
Mr. Yang He was stewing bone soup in the kitchen, full of fireworks; Xu Lang sat at the door of the house peeling garlic, full of a pot; Guo Shi was bathing the dog, and had already washed three pieces; Liu Andy was holding a dustpan and drying peppers by the wall of the yard, full of two baskets; Fang Bo squatted at the corner of the yard to kill fish, a total of four pieces.
Where is Su Ye?
Inside the pavilion, on the lounge chair.
A fan next to it was blowing a light breeze, mosquito coils were lit on the ground, and steaming tea was placed on the table.
Su Ye had a book covered with his face and was sleeping soundly in the chair.
Tu Jun: "Wow! I'm convinced! I'm really convinced. All the guests are working. My brother Ye is sleeping with a fan..."
Zhang Sinuo also smiled: "They pretended to be sick at first, and played a big knife in front of Guan Gong's door, thinking they were Lu Meng?"
He Mingliang sighed: "We record a metamorphosis diary in this issue!"
Chapter completed!