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Chapter 311: Little Rich Woman

He Mingliang was stunned: "Brother Shu is so honest? Is this your sense of variety show? Ono?"

Zhang Linyan: "From my experience, it is most likely true."

Others said it was difficult to understand why Brother Shu would have such a big change when he got married. Isn’t it that the country is easy to change and his nature is difficult to change?

Su Ye: "My family's financial power, regime, military power, and diplomatic power are captured by my sister Sha. Brother Shu can only smoke three leaves cigarettes every day, brush his teeth twice a day, and he will not be allowed to go into the house to sleep without taking a shower for three days. Brother Shu is finally taken care of, and I feel comforted."

I will tell you, did my brother Shu get beaten up when wearing purple underwear? The reason is very good. Sister Sha doesn’t like cold colors, and from then on, Brother Shu has been wearing red.

Tang Jiali said: "So cruel? Isn't your dad angry?"

Su Ye: "Dare he be angry?"

Zhang Linyan: "I'm still angry? Just beat me to death!"

He Mingliang: "Is it so cruel?"

Zhang Linyan: "Is there anything wrong? I won't put on the house and unload the tiles for three days."

The little black girl, who is 155 tall, has a domineering aura and is 1.8 meters tall, which is comparable to what she has on the court.

Su Ye: "At the beginning, my sister Sha was a little uncomfortable. Qi Dongqiang's mother, Aunt Wang, taught her many professional skills, and then Brother Shu became honest..."

Leng Mian suddenly fell into deep thought. It turned out... My mother is an overly gentle and virtuous woman. My father is so happy. It is wrong to spoil such excessive spoiling. It is precisely because of my mother's weakness and compromise that the fishermen have bought a second house.

Then, she looked at Su Ye: "Are you all like this in Sichuan and Chongqing?"

Su Ye nodded: "Yes."

Leng Mian: "Oh, that's it..."

Su Ye felt a chill on his back: "Of course, these are bad habits! Bad habits! An An, we young people should keep pace with the times, and everyone should get along with each other equally..."

Zhang Linyan: "An An, don't listen to him, men are all mean!"

Wang Shuang: "Lin Yan, how old are you? You understand all this?"

Zhang Linyan was justified: "My grandma scolded my grandfather and was like scolding her grandson. My mother never dared to hide when she beat her dad. Isn't this a matter of course?"

Everyone was silent...We are different.

Girls are a comparatively advantageous species in the Sichuan-Chongqing region. Putting aside family status, girls in schools are domineering than boys, and the key teachers are even more pampered.

Not to mention the distant future, Su Ye himself is a double-standard criminal. He treats male animals differently and beats and scolds them at every turn, but is gentle to girls.

I can only say... one place of land and water nourishes another place of people.

In rural Sichuan and Chongqing, girls are called girls, young girls, beloved, boys are disaster thieves, dead babies, fetal gods, treasure dragons, fat people are dull, thin people are dried shrimps, short people are rambling, tall people are rods, neither fat nor thin nor short, not tall... called Rilong Bao.

Men have to go to the hall and go to the kitchen. If they have poor cooking skills, it will be difficult to get a wife.

This is why Brother Shu first taught Su Ye the skill that he had been young was cooking. After all, during festivals, a group of men in the kitchen competed in cooking. If anyone doesn’t have one or two specialties, it would be embarrassing to see his wife and be embarrassed.

woman?

Of course, women are eating melon seeds and chatting about gossip and mahjong outside. How can women enter the kitchen? Is there any other way to go?

Therefore, when women in Sichuan and Chongqing go online and see the smoky female boxers on the Internet, they will only feel that there is shit in their heads, but it is still rare. What kind of gender equality should be needed? Is sick!

Let’s put it this way, men in Sichuan and Chongqing have two attributes. In peacetime, they are huskys. If no one cares about them, they can destroy their families. In wartime, they can turn into wolves and destroy other people’s families.

At this time, Tu Jun and Zhang Sinuo came back.

The topic of gender equality is stopped.

because……

Tu Jun didn't know what was wrong, so he said as soon as he entered the room, "Hey? Let's play the leg-breaking game?"

This is an unpopular game that Mushroom House played before. The guests were not very interested, so Brother Dog fell in love with it for no reason.

He Mingliang: "No, Tu Tu, a room full of girls, who are you playing the leg-breaking game with?"

Tu Jun scratched his head: "That's right..."

Tang Jiali stood up and said, "I'll play with you!"

Su Ye: "Puchi..."

Brother Dog is so stupid, playing the leg-breaking game in front of the women's football team? Do you think it's a men's football team who kills chickens in vain?

Tu Jun and Tang Jiali sat on the stool, and the dog brother showed a strange smile: "I have practiced it!"

Tang Jiali: "I'll give it a try."

Tu Jun put his hands together and clamped his legs with his breasts. Tang Jiali's legs were between his legs. As long as he stretched them open, he would win. Tu Jun seemed very confident. I couldn't beat the male guests in the first two episodes, but I couldn't win the girl?

Thorny ~

"Ao'er..."

Tu Jun screamed in pain and was defeated.

Tang Jiali jumped: "Are you okay? Tu Tu? Are you injured?"

Tu Jun covered his crotch and grinned: "It's pulled, it's pulled...let me slow down."

Su Ye: "You can't live if you commit sins."

Tu Jun said in pain: "Don't talk sarcasticly, Brother Ye, you can tell if you come and try it. She is really strong."

Su Ye: "I'm not stupid, so I won't try it. A professional football player, his leg strength tear you in half in minutes."

Zhang Sinuo and Leng Mian were almost in shock, and they were not laughing loudly.

The psychopath Sun Fanjing came over and spread Tu Jun's legs apart again.

Tu Jun: "Uh...why are you doing?

Sun Fanjing: "It's not pretending, it seems that it really hurts."

Tu Jun: "????"

After a while, Tu Jun recovered a little, disgusted himself with showing off his four-pack abs: "I also practice core strength every day, why is it ineffective?"

Wang Shuang: "That's because you haven't practiced well, and you're so embarrassed to show off your four-pack abs?"

As she said that, she pulled up her T-shirt and exposed her wheat-colored abdomen...a total of eight pieces.

Tu Junren was stupid.

Su Ye was also shocked. He had a feeling that if he only played for forty-five minutes, the women's football team could beat the men's football team, and would lose after playing for 90 minutes, but if he played for 120 minutes, the women's football team might win again. After all, the men's football team would not run away when the battery ran out.

Next, Tu Jun became timid and suggested that everyone play idiom "Single" and "Fighting in Literature" instead of "Fighting in Martiality" to hurt their hips.

However, Su Ye took Leng Mian to turn off the microphone and go to the yard to blow the air. Everyone also expressed their understanding, and neither the guests nor the program team disturbed them.

"Female Bodhisattva, let me tell you a joke?"

"How much money do you have now?"

"Ah? I don't know, I haven't calculated it."

“How many companies are there?”

"Serious entertainment, ordinary culture, WBBW, a total of four big watermelons, right, I also invested in Kyoto character jump, what percentage is? I forgot, it's absolutely holding anyway."

"You are too careless, are you? You ask a team to take care of your money."

"What are you wasting that money? I don't have my card on it. In two days, I will give you the bank card and other things. Just take care of it."

"I...I can't!"

"That's your business."

"Why do I have to take care of your money?"

"Who do you care about? Do I take care of the assets of more than one billion yuan?"

Leng Mian felt the cool breeze whizzing, and his head was buzzing.
Chapter completed!
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