Chapter 308: Sea Cucumber
When he walked out of the mushroom house again, Sun Fanjing was so arrogant, like a crab.
Xiao S saw Sun Fanjing from a distance, twisted her butt and ran away. So far, except Su Ye and Shu Ge, Xiao S had never been afraid of others. Until today, it met Sun Fanjing, the slippery shovel monster today.
So far, except for Zhang Linyan, the fish-catching team has not gained anything else. Several of them are still holding net bags, which makes Sun Fanjing even more arrogant.
Catching fish depends on talent!
Sun Fanjing is undoubtedly very talented in catching fish, at least she thinks so herself.
The three girls from the women's football team were very fierce and rushed through the pond. The entire fish pond had been flowed into muddy water by them. Tu Jun and Zhang Sinuo had not yet walked out of half the pond, and they had not caught a fish.
Leng Mian kept walking on the shore of the pond. She didn't like catching fish very much, but just made up her number. She didn't like to eat fish very much because there was a fisherman at home who ate fish every now and then.
Seeing that Sun Fanjing was back, Leng Mian asked, "Are you still coming down?"
Sun Fanjing shook her head: "It's time to perform real technology!"
Leng Mian: "You still have talent?"
Sun Fanjing picked up the wooden stick and played with a set of stick flowers, with a cold expression...
Leng Mian: "Be careful not to end the end."
state!
"Hoah..."
Sun Fanjing covered her forehead.
Leng Mian: "Geese, goose, goose, and goose...what are you doing?"
Sun Fanjing: "I'm showing you some tips for catching fish. Just like this, Bang hits the fish head and the fish has a concussion. I'll just take it up."
Leng Mian continued to catch fish with fish in the net bag: "Then you play on the shore, be careful not to get hurt."
Sun Fanjing took a wooden stick and beat it into the water, and mud and water splashed everywhere.
Tu Jun laughed and said, "Sun Fanjing is afraid she is not a fool. If you can catch fish like this, I will fry the fish in my palm for you to eat, hahaha..."
state!
It’s right to listen to the sound!
Sun Fanjing lifted the stick and saw a three-fingered crucian carp floating up with its belly.
Zhang Sinuo poked Tu Jun with a bucket and said, "Fry fish in the palm of your hand."
Tu Jun: "Oh haha...what's going on?"
Sun Fanjing had already picked up the fish and kicked it into the dry land next to her, and continued to waving her stick to fish.
Tu Jun: "Are you addicted? Once you are lucky, you can fight twice before you can get a ghost."
state!
Something is right.
Tu Jun: "Uh..."
Zhang Sinuo: "Brother, I also want to go fishing on the shore."
The barrage is also stupid:
"Isn't this a show script?"
"Fake it?"
"It should be true to look at the camera."
"I can only say that Sun Fanjing's hand has been shining."
"This little broken child is amazing."
"Brother Dogs are stupid, hahahaha..."
"Thanks to the women's football girls' rush, the fish swam to the pond."
"The little fairy daughter An'an's net fish's actions are so fairy, right?"
"I feel like Leng Mian doesn't have a sense of variety show."
"Is Sun Fanjing the most diverse show feel in the entire pond?"
"Fish: I don't think so."
"The women's football team should let goalkeeper Zhao Lina come, and one shot is accurate."
In fact, the main reason is that the program team put too many fish in the pond, and then the three women's sisters rushed through the pond. The density of the fish at the edge of the pond was too high, so Sun Fanjing happened to knock so many fish out.
"Mushroom" basically has no script, and variety shows without scripts are more vital. But there are still some variety shows routines. If you don't put fish into the pond, how can you catch them?
What else can I find if I can’t catch fish?
So, there must be some fish, and there are many, just to see who can catch the fish and who catches more.
“One, two, three, four.”
Su Ye finished the kitchen work and came to the pond. He counted the fish that Sun Fanjing knocked out. After looking at a lonely fish swimming in Zhang Sinuo's bucket, he couldn't help but laugh.
Is this considered killing the master's tutor?
Well, there are no masters who catch fish here.
Sun Fanjing said: "It's five! There's one in the family."
Su Ye: "You keep going."
Sun Fanjing: "Abide by the order!"
Zhang Sinuo walked to the shore and said deflatedly: "My brother is so stupid that he can't catch fish at all..."
Su Ye said: "He is not stupid, he is weak."
At this time, Tu Jun saw a fish swimming over, and pounced on it with the net, then fell a dog to eat shit, but he didn't catch the fish.
It proves Su Ye’s unique vision with practical actions.
Zhang Sinuo: "Brother Ono, teach me how to catch fish."
Su Ye: "Just put the net in the water and let the female soccer sisters drive the fish toward you from three directions."
Zhang Sinuo's thinking was wide open and he went to execute it.
Su Ye walked around Leng Mian on the other side: "Get up, the water is cold."
Leng Mian: "Wait until I catch a fish."
Su Ye took off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, seized the opportunity to catch a crucian carp, and threw it into Leng Mian's net bag: "Ah! Congratulations to An'an's female Bodhisattva for catching the fish!"
Leng Mian: “…”
Su Ye helped her ashore, sat next to her barefoot, and said, "Is "Mushroom" fun?"
Leng Mian tilted his head: "It's quite interesting, I just feel like you're a little tired."
Can you not be tired?
Su Ye is the most tiring person in the Mushroom House.
Su Ye: "I'm fine. Look at the three female soccer sisters who are tired, physically and mentally tired. It's actually worth it to let them relax on the show and compete in a more relaxed mood."
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Not far away, Zhang Sinuo screamed: "The net is here! I have fish in the net..."
After another half an hour, the fish-catching process ended, a total of ten fish were caught, including Sun Fanjing, six of them, two of them, and one of them, Zhang Sinuo and one of them.
Sun Fanjing proudly claimed that he was the "first person to fish", which was quite a badass.
Others skewers skewers in the pavilion. After putting on the skewers, Su Ye cooked lotus root slices, potato slices, green bamboo shoots, meatballs, cucumbers, beef, crab sticks, ham sausages and other foods for them to use toothpick skewers. This is used to make skewers. Zhang Linyan is teaching everyone how to skewers.
Su Ye was busy in the kitchen. After a while, he made the braised prawns, meat buns and tofu in a pot, and each dish was full.
He Mingliang and Tu Jun made a barbecue stove with ignition of charcoal. The women's football team waited aside and hadn't eaten barbecue for a long time.
Mr. Pan was taking a Lycra camera to take pictures of the sunset, with a greasy literary style.
Su Ye took out the last dish, casserole, tofu, placed it on the wooden table in the pavilion, and returned to the living room to take out two cooked sea cucumbers and asked He Mingliang: "Director He, what are you buying sea cucumbers?"
He Mingliang: "On the menu, I said that cooking casserole requires tendons, sea cucumbers, squids, bamboo shoots, pork belly, and mushrooms."
Su Ye threw two sea cucumbers on the ground, Xiao S and Xiao M rushed up one by one and feasted.
Su Ye: "When women's football girls are here, they don't need sea cucumbers."
He Mingliang: "Why?"
Su Ye: "Do you want our women's football team to lose to Vietnam? Sea cucumbers are very nourishing, but you can't eat them casually!"
Dogs are eating sea cucumbers!
He Mingliang wanted to speak but stopped.
Chapter completed!