Chapter 291: The Legend
Brother Shu was always wild in driving, so Su Ye tied himself up with a seat belt as soon as he got on the car, then placed his schoolbag in front of him as an anti-collision tool, and grabbed the handle above the passenger seat with his right hand.
Buzzing...
Brother Shu stepped on the accelerator before he could loosen his clutch. It was obvious that he was going to start with a catapult.
Bang!
The back seat stretched out his little hands and lined up on Brother Shu's head.
Brother Shu was afraid in a second and turned around: "Sao Rui, Sao Rui! I almost forgot that you are one corpse and three lives now..."
Slap sex...
"One corpse and three lives! Corpse! Corpse!"
"I was wrong! Don't beat..."
Brother Shu raised his hand to surrender.
He Shasha glared at him gritted her teeth, then smiled gently at Su Ye and said, "What... your father is still very good at accepting opinions..."
Su Ye numbly gave Shasha's mother a thumbs up: "Beautiful! You should beat him like this! When you didn't come, I was worried every time I took his car. Now, there is finally someone to take care of him."
Brother Shu started to start slowly, then switched to second gear and moved forward, not daring to step on the accelerator deeply.
However, you can't be afraid of your momentum!
Brother Shu opened the car window and cursed: "It's better than your old man's car? You're a crooked chicken! Your wife is going to give birth to a mai? Quickly! Quality, pay attention to quality! Civilized driving, safety first, you disappoint me too much..."
He Shasha sat in the back row, covered her belly with a blanket, and said to Su Ye carefully: "I don't care about him, nor do I bully him, just to make him safe..."
Su Ye shook his head: "No, Mom Sasha, since you have married into Xichuan, you have to follow the customs and follow the customs. If you control him to death, you will get slaughtered! I tell you, this is a traditional culture here, so don't feel embarrassed..."
He Shasha smiled reservedly: "Hi! I'm not an evil woman!"
Bang!
He Sasha roared in a tiger style: "Don't you know how to turn the turn signal?"
Brother Shu: "There is no turn, it's a bend."
Bang!
He Sasha: "Don't you slow down on the curve?"
Brother Shu: "Putting the brakes is wasting fuel."
Su Ye was amused and crying. Brother Shu always had a reason, but now it was better to have a tigress that could control him. At the beginning, Su Ye was afraid that He Shasha would be too weak and be bullied by Brother Shu. Now it seems that she is worried too much.
Wang Mang was respectful and humble before the time was usurped, and his wife was gentle before the wedding.
When Brother Shu got home, he ran to feed the pigs and cooked rice. He Shasha pulled Su Ye and chatted.
After a while, Su Ye and He Shasha signed a treaty to jointly suppress Brother Shu. They were like alike and met too late. Both of them thought Su Shu was too good to be a demon. Su Ye had tried his best over the years, but he couldn't control it. Now he informed He Shasha of all his life gates and asked her to control Brother Shu.
He Shasha's original little worry had already disappeared, and she said to Su Ye: "Don't worry, your father will leave it to me, I will keep it and let him be honest and not cause trouble for you. You are too popular now. If something happens to your family, the impact will be very serious."
Su Ye said: "It doesn't matter if I affect me. What I worry about the most is his safety. Every year he has to go to the hospital or the bureau, which is annoying."
Night falls and the meal is served.
Brother Shu used the pre-meal invisibility technique habitually, and Su Ye and He Shasha finalized a lot of details, and finally it was perfect.
Then, Su Shu walked back with a small suckling pig on his back: "It's castrated and the wound is infected."
Su Ye: "Eat it tomorrow."
Brother Shu threw the pig into a small bamboo cage and locked it up. He washed his hands and sat down to have a meal: "Ono, I have given your second and third brother two names. Do you think you want it?"
He Shasha poured two taels of sorghum wine for Brother Shu and half a cup of Su Ye.
Su Ye picked up a piece of meat for a long pot: "Tell me, let me see."
Brother Shu took a sip of wine: "The second one is called Su Ba, and the third one is called Su Bo."
Su Ye: "Hum..."
Brother Shu: "It's a clue? The name is not easy to get through? Then Su Kuang and Su Lang?"
Su Ye: "The crazy wolf is good, but Baba and uncle are even more...it has artistic conception! It is in line with the style of your name and me, so it is better to call Suba and Su Bo, it's grand!"
Isn't it grand?
He Shasha wanted to speak but stopped, but finally gave up struggling. Yes, the whole family had to be intact.
Noye, Tree Tree, Baba and Uncle.
Brother Shu is worthy of being a little expert in naming! He is competing with Su Ye, who has been naming a few times in the Mushroom House.
After dinner, He Shasha was about to clean up the dishes, but Brother Shu forced her husband to promote her:
"Put it for me! You can wash the bowl as you want? I dare to grab any work. I put it here. Women are not allowed to work at our house, otherwise I will beat you to death!"
He Shasha rolled her eyes, but her heart was very sweet.
Su Ye couldn't help laughing. The relationship between these two people was so silky that it was beyond his imagination.
Another day, morning, the sun is shining.
Su Ye woke up from a wonderful Hulusi music and yawned downstairs.
Brother Shu brought Su Ye a small bun and lean egg porridge, and then went to blow the Hulushi to He Shasha, saying that it was a prenatal education and that artistic bacteria should be arrested from the placenta.
He Shasha admires Su Shu's versatility very much.
only……
She didn't know that it was an extremely painful experience for Brother Shu to learn to blow the Hulusi.
When he was fifteen years old, he went to the junction of Yunnan-Tibet with others to dig gold, but was locked up by the mine owner and worked hard labor every day. It was a black mine.
Only people came in, no one had ever gone out, and there were gun guards around the mine, and several escaped people were killed every week.
Brother Shu was better than death there. He was beaten and beaten every day. He cooked potatoes for both meals a day, and sometimes raw potatoes. In his spare time, he could only learn how to make Hulusi and play Hulusi with people in southern Yunnan. He had the foundation of erhu, ocarina, suona and other musical instruments, but he learned Hulusi not long after.
Brother Shu worked there for three years. In addition to Hulusi, he also learned detonators, firearms, fighting and other techniques.
When he was eighteen years old, Shu Ge slept with his outstanding pole technique and was transferred into the cafeteria by his two little wives from the mine owner. Later, taking advantage of the opportunity to go out to purchase, Shu Ge leaped off the car and ran away. After several twists and turns, he returned to his hometown.
Tragically, when he came back, both parents at home had died of illness.
Brother Shu’s life is described in two words, which is... a legend.
Su Ye learned traditional musical instruments from Brother Shu. Although he was fascinated by the ghosts all day long... he was really talented.
After a while, Uncle Qi came to "work" and also brought his youngest son Qi Dongqiang.
Su Ye stuffed a small bun: "Uncle Qi, what's the day dragon bun for?"
Uncle Qi smiled and said, "Xiao Zai Zai! This bastard skips school again, I'll leave it to you."
Su Ye nodded and said, "Don't worry, Uncle Qi, you go and do your business, I will definitely kill him!"
Qi Dongqiang was trembling.
Chapter completed!