Chapter 266: Push the shit rake
Zhang Sinuo was shocked and said, "Ah? Push...what do I do?"
Su Ye: "Mule manure and cow manure!"
As he said that, Su Ye handed her a shit rake, which was wrapped with a little dried dung.
Zhang Sinuo looked puzzled. She never expected that she would be arranged to push the feces before entering the house before she entered the show. Didn’t she agree to come for a trip?
What a dirty tool!
Should I answer or not?
Su Ye smiled and said, "Don't be polite, sister. Do you push the feces and I milk it, or do you know how to milk it?"
Who is polite to you?
Zhang Sinuo glanced at the cow and decisively took the shit rake. A beautiful and cute little girl went to milk the cow. It was still a bit indecent, but it was also pushing the dung...
She was resistant, but she was embarrassed to refuse for the first time.
Su Ye walked into the cow pen with a wooden barrel and started milking. He moved his costume a little, and then gave up resisting.
Zhang Sinuo walked into the mule circle in fear and said nervously: "How to push this? Ono."
Su Ye buried his head in milking: "Just push the mule manure to the back of the circle and fall down. There is a cesspool behind the mule and cow pen. It doesn't matter, sister, don't be afraid... Mule manure and cow pen are relatively dry, not that dirty, not like pig manure..."
Zhang Sinuo could only bite the bullet and cover his nose with one hand and push the feces with the other, his movements were full of resistance.
Sister Mule glanced at Zhang Sinuo with disgust, slowly moved her butt over, ready to kick her feet.
Su Ye: "Dewu! Do you still want to see the sun tomorrow?"
“Well…”
Sister Mud decisively gave up the idea of kicking Zhang Sinuo, and she was still a little unsatisfied.
Zhang Sinuo: "What's wrong?"
Su Ye: "Be careful, Sister Mule has a bad temper and likes to kick people. Don't stand behind its butt."
Zhang Sinuo said oh and pushed it more carefully.
The barrage is very lively:
"Sinuo is so beautiful!"
"Residence!"
"Zhang Sinuo's acting skills are really nothing to say."
"Su Ye called someone a sister, hahahaha, I'm so thrilled."
"As soon as I came, I asked someone to push the feces..."
"It would be a pity for such a cute girl to not fall into the cesspool."
"Sinuo has grown up and is getting more and more beautiful!"
"Brother Wen is a real dog, and he actually asked a girl to push the feces."
"Ono never knew what mercy and savage jade meant."
"Leng Mian: No, he knows."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Su Ye is really, the warmer man there is in front of An An, the straighter man there is in front of other girls."
"Poor little Sinuo!"
Not long after, Su Ye squeezed half a bucket of milk, lay on the wall and watched Sinuo push manure. After pushing mule manure, he occasionally guided Sinuo's manure to push manure.
After a long time, Zhang Sinuo finally pushed the feces out, and fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Su Ye said: "My sister is not very skilled in work, but it doesn't matter, just practice more."
Zhang Sinuo smiled far-fetchedly: "Sorry..."
Su Ye stretched out his hand: "Give you a small gift."
Zhang Sinuo subconsciously answered, and after seeing it clearly, he screamed and retreated two meters away, and his appearance was fading.
Su Ye was holding a huge dung beetle in his hand, which was three centimeters in size.
Su Ye said in confusion: "What are you afraid of? It is also called shit push rake, a professional shit push expert, you can communicate with it some skills."
Zhang Sinuo waved his hands repeatedly: "I'm afraid of insects."
Su Ye had to throw the dung beetle back into the circle and by the way to popularize Zhang Sinuo: "Sister, dung beetle is a high-tech species. They can use the polarization phenomenon of moonlight to position it to help feed."
Zhang Sinuo was puzzled: "Ah?"
Su Ye carried two buckets back: "And the dung beetle is a precious medicinal material! "Compendium of Materia Medica" records: the large intestine prolapses, burn the dung beetle to maintain its properties, grind it into powder, add borneol and grind it evenly, apply it to the anus and put it in, and then it will be cured."
Zhang Sinuo felt inexplicably. Is this appropriate to talk to a girl about this?
When passing by Zhang Sinuo's suitcase, Su Ye said caringly: "Such a big box? Is it very heavy?"
Zhang Sinuo: "It's okay, I bring a lot of things."
Su Ye left with the feed bucket and milk bucket: "Turn slowly, I'll go back first."
Zhang Sinuo: “…”
The bluestone steps outside the mushroom house were very steep, and Zhang Sinuo was extremely struggling to move, and he was shaking.
Su Ye lay on the fence to cheer her up: "Come on, sister! You can do it!"
Zhang Sinuo took great effort to finally move his suitcase into the yard of the Mushroom House. He was so tired that he was breathing heavily.
Su Ye: "If I had known that you were so weak, I would have helped you get the box."
Zhang Sinuo: "Ha! Thank you!"
Su Ye: "Do you want to drink water?"
Zhang Sinuo: "Thank you."
Su Ye: "You're welcome, the electric kettle is in the kitchen, boil more water, Director He will make coffee later."
Zhang Sinuo: “…”
Su Ye: "When boiling water, sweep the yard."
Zhang Sinuo: "Okay... OK."
She had no choice but to say that she was invited to be a permanent guest, not an ordinary guest, and there was no reason not to work. She had acted in TV series with Tu Jun, so she was more familiar with her. She was recommended by He Mingliang and Su Ye, who made the decision.
What's more, Su Ye was not idle either.
He was cutting cabbage, and there were many other ingredients piled up bell peppers, carrots, cucumbers, chicken, peas, ham sausages and other ingredients next to him. Su Ye was preparing ingredients for the love lunch at noon.
After boiling water and sweeping the yard, Zhang Sinuo finally had time to play with six dogs.
After Su Ye's dishes were prepared, He Mingliang and Tu Jun woke up and came down to say hello to Zhang Sinuo. The atmosphere suddenly became warm. Su Ye didn't match him and went to boil water and boil noodles silently.
Tu Jun helped Zhang Sinuo move his luggage to the girls' dormitory, and then Sinuo dissed it: "Oh, I'm still so fat? Don't you want to lose weight?"
Tu Jun had a unkempt and drowsy face and sleepy eyes: "After playing on this show, do you think I still have a chance?":.
Zhang Sinuo covered his mouth and laughed: "Hahaha... Ono just asked me to push the feces..."
Tu Jun: "Shh! You want to call Brother Ye."
Zhang Sinuo: "Why? He is obviously more than one year younger than me, but he still calls me sister."
Tu Jun: "Because he is Su Ye!"
Zhang Sinuo nodded: "I just refuted speechlessly."
After this time, Su Ye's amazing talent has spread all over the country. No one dares to treat him as a child anymore, and there is no sound of teasing him but jumping around without making a debut.
Su Ye made a fire next to a small stove, prepared a large stove to boil water and cook noodles, and fry the coin on the small stove.
Tu Jun squatted beside him and watched. Zhang Sinuo was only familiar with Tu Jun and also squatted over.
Su Ye suddenly asked, "My sister is taking the college entrance examination this year, right?"
Zhang Sinuo: "Yes."
Su Ye: "When we first met, I'll ask, how are your academic performance?"
Zhang Sinuo: “…”
You know it's a risk, but you still ask?
Chapter completed!